i wanna bounce on her tummy

Nuclear Monk: thomps: Kardashian told the New York Daily News she is impressed by "Rick Santoro [sic] and his daughters," apparently referring to the former Pennsylvania senator.

"I like the family connection," Kardashian said ahead of the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday.

so she doesn't know the guy's actual name and is impressed because he has a family. wonderful.

She was using a conjugation of his Latin surname maybe?

"People called the Santorums go to their houses."

What's that mean, eh?

Arkanaut: Stopheles: Kim, you're supporting a guy who actively wants to ban pornography, when the only reason you're famous at all is that you're the deadweight on the bed during a mediocre sextape with Brandy's brother.

This is perhaps the most interesting example of a right-winger voting against his/her economic self-interest.

Maybe she admires him for being a proponent of all the morals that she can never hope to live up to.

Like that "Sanctity of Marriage" thing.

bdub77: When you're done, let's deport your Senators too.

Careful what you wish for. It's not that Californians picks shiatty senators on purpose, it's that we're given really shiatty choices.

mamoru: Are you folks over there having a "Who can be the most stupid?" contest? Because it's getting pretty ridiculous. :-/

You have to admire our dedication.

JasonOfOrillia: She's probably encountered Santorum on more than one occasion.

Encountered? I'm pretty sure her anus doesn't even close anymore.

She likes him because she and Ricky have so much in common.

They're both airheads, they're both attention whores, they both love sweaty black men. It's natural that they'd become friends.

Arkanaut: Stopheles: Kim, you're supporting a guy who actively wants to ban pornography, when the only reason you're famous at all is that you're the deadweight on the bed during a mediocre sextape with Brandy's brother.

This is perhaps the most interesting example of a right-winger voting against his/her economic self-interest.

Maybe she admires him for being a proponent of all the morals that she can never hope to live up to.

I think 'down to' fits better with Santorum.

I don't normally promote the use of drugs and alcohol, but America, we need to get seriously shiat-faced until this nightmare is over.

rynthetyn: I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.

Nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Nuclear Monk: thomps: Kardashian told the New York Daily News she is impressed by "Rick Santoro [sic] and his daughters," apparently referring to the former Pennsylvania senator.

"I like the family connection," Kardashian said ahead of the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday.

so she doesn't know the guy's actual name and is impressed because he has a family. wonderful.

She was using a conjugation of his Latin surname maybe?

Holy shiat, she would be correct.

AB SANTORO ET EIUS FILIIS IMPREMAR

With Kim Kardashian in the GOP, their average IQ score will jump 30 points.

Maybe someone should tell Kim K that Santorum is a white guy....

... And here I was thinking Romney was the ultimate in political whoring.

Calm down.

She praised his connection to his family during his campaign. Put the pitchforks down. Save them for another celebrity disaster.

It is okay for people to be impressed by the actions of others, even if the praise receiver has a bad political agenda. Praise is not necessarily equal to support for his campaign or politics. It's okay to acknowledge something that impressed you about someone on the other side of the aisle.

Jackson Herring: That would explain why she was a guest of Fox News at the White House Correspondent's Dinner.

This. She was there as a guest of Fox News. What did you expect from her, an informed, intelligent opinion?

AcademGreen: Calm down.

She praised his connection to his family during his campaign. Put the pitchforks down. Save them for another celebrity disaster.

It is okay for people to be impressed by the actions of others, even if the praise receiver has a bad political agenda. Praise is not necessarily equal to support for his campaign or politics. It's okay to acknowledge something that impressed you about someone on the other side of the aisle.

Yeah, but come on. Rick Santorum is a piece of sh*t and so is Kardashian. Quit trying to play centrist here.

Trump/Kardashian 2012!

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash 2012-05-02 11:33:56 PM

mamoru: Are you folks over there having a "Who can be the most stupid?" contest? Because it's getting pretty ridiculous. :-/

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP US! Our freak shows have escaped and somehow gotten power, fame, respect, and imput. WHY THE fark AREN'T THE REST OF YOU HELPING US. SERIOUSLY! WE'RE FREAKING THE fark OUT OVER HERE.

Might this help?

I think I have to take a shower after clicking the link ,but....honestly... I don't think Kim Kardashian entering national politics would in any way "lower the bar". The bar has been sunk in the mud for decades. In fact, in a round-a-bout way I might welcome her participation. It might be the final straw that gets the Wal-Mart dwelling zombie public to wake up and realize how bad they are being screwed. Never mind, she'd probably be elected President.

Presenting the most outlandish sentence in the English language:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!

Brokenseas: Presenting the most outlandish sentence in the English language:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!

Eh, partially translated Vogon doesn't really count as English.

ArcadianRefugee: rynthetyn: I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.

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I'm glad this has been covered.

Kittypie070: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash 2012-05-02 11:33:56 PM

mamoru: Are you folks over there having a "Who can be the most stupid?" contest? Because it's getting pretty ridiculous. :-/

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP US! Our freak shows have escaped and somehow gotten power, fame, respect, and imput. WHY THE fark AREN'T THE REST OF YOU HELPING US. SERIOUSLY! WE'RE FREAKING THE fark OUT OVER HERE.

Might this help?

Somehow I always knew it would come from the Canadians.

Vermin Supreme was counting on her endorsement. Now what will he do?

/Only came in here only for poetry, will have to settle for the third worst in the galaxy...

no ode to small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one mid summer morning? I haz disappoint

Brokenseas: Presenting the most outlandish sentence in the English language:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!

Oh great, I'd steeled myself to accept the existence of Santorum and Kim Kardashian ITT but I totally did not see the Vogon poetry coming.

Actually makes a nice distraction. Still beats trying to make sense of this story.

Ms Kim "The only reason you know of me is because sex tape" Kardashian likes Rick "Burn all the pron now" Santorum?

Whiskey Foxtrot Tango?

Dat ass actually likes frothy butt juice?

Ok, now that's farked up beyond words. Seriously, I have no words here.

Bo Burnham would look at this and take a vow of silence. I got nothing.

Guess I'm gonna hafta wait for Lilo to weigh in on the pros and cons involved in the upcoming missile talks with Russia before any of this makes any sense to me at all.

Until then I'll just be curled up into a fetal ball in the corner with a pancake over my head.

ongbok: Yes it would. It would make us a complete joke internationally

It's a bit late for that.

Mentat: People, this is why China is becoming a superpower.

Not with that new face of hers.

Mentat: People, this is why China is becoming a superpower.

Sadly this is really not a joke you make, but a rather poignant observation. This does exmplify our society today. Where we once gave praise and attention to scientists and great artists, now we give our undivided attention to ....attention-whores.

I bet hardly anyone could name a prominent physicist or medical researcher, and really don't feel bad if you can't. Not your fault that all the media and society wishes to focus on is whether Paris Hilton spits or swallows.

But it is fitting that a stupid person (Kardashian) would praise a stupid candidate (ewww Santorum) who belongs to the party of (S)tupid.

U.S. had its success, made its way to the top of the hill, then grew fat, lazy, and drunk and ignored those down the hill who did not spend their lives following reality TV "stars"

Have crossed the huffington post off my read maybe list after it sold out. Life is too short to waste it on things like those two biatches.

Stopheles: Kim, you're supporting a guy who actively wants to ban pornography, when the only reason you're famous at all is that you're the deadweight on the bed during a mediocre sextape with Brandy's brother.

This is perhaps the most interesting example of a right-winger voting against his/her economic self-interest.


She is a box of hair.

sammyk: She is very much a %1er so she is voting her interests bigtime.

I really doubt that. Whatever her 'reality star' gig pays, I doubt it's enough that her decendents could never run out of money. She'll probably be dead broke herself in 5 years.

grokca: Why are you people afraid of a strong conservative woman Attention Whore?

/FTFM
/ Weak troll, I award you no points.

Alphax: sammyk: She is very much a %1er so she is voting her interests bigtime.

I really doubt that. Whatever her 'reality star' gig pays, I doubt it's enough that her decendents could never run out of money. She'll probably be dead broke herself in 5 years.

Given that it's entirely possible she was being supported by a trust before she found the hobby of "notable vapid whore" to occupy her time, I'll reserve judgement.

Thanks GOP, now every rich idiot believes themselves part of the elite ruling class.

MrEricSir: bdub77: When you're done, let's deport your Senators too.

Careful what you wish for. It's not that Californians picks shiatty senators on purpose, it's that we're given really shiatty choices.

Well, we only get two, and the one from the North will always be a well-vetted liberal, and the one from the south will always be a shill for the entertainment industry. So our choices are narrow, and narrow choices don't usually end up being the best ones.