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2012-05-02 07:21:30 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Next up will be "this woman is a nobody who we've never heard of she doesn't represent the mainstream views of the GOP". The wheel of talking=points is never wrong.


Overzealous spouse. She's been reprimanded.
 
2012-05-02 07:24:21 PM

impaler: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Next up will be "this woman is a nobody who we've never heard of she doesn't represent the mainstream views of the GOP". The wheel of talking=points is never wrong.

Overzealous spouse. She's been reprimanded.


So you're saying " wife-like talking detected"?

Convincing
 
2012-05-02 07:24:57 PM

dahmers love zombie: Cheesus: BunkyBrewman: sigdiamond2000: So..."gotcha drive-by media" or "you're the racist for thinking this is racist"?

You haven't been to North Carolina, have you?

During a visit to the OBX, we were watching the morning news one rainy morning. The hosts of whatever morning show were just astounded that black and white marrying was becoming socially accepted and how they never used to see a mixed couple holding hands in public. Truly mind boggling.

My grandmother called the police on her new neighbors. A nice newlywed couple. It was hilarious to hear her complain to the cops that 'a white woman marrying a black man is unnatural and should be illegal.'

We may be related. Mine had the same basic opinion, plus the added bonus of railing at the Jews running Hollywood all the time. Pleasant.


I lived in Raleigh in the late 60s/early 70s, and had the dubious pleasure of watching Jesse Helms in his pre-Senatorial role as the evening news editorialist.

/he said pretty much the same shiat that this dumb biatch said 40 years later
//mumbled like he had a mouthful of potatoes
///the evil that exists there has sadly not been eradicated enough in 40 years, but at least it's mostly lurking instead of blatantly and proudly exclaiming itself
 
2012-05-02 07:26:59 PM
I am going to take the infamous Kos post approach:

These motherfarking, dickeating, maggot-slurping tax-evading queer fearing mooslim-hating poor bashing regulation-hating environment loathing Bible thumping piles of rancid shiat need to man up to the bigoted rhetoric they keep raking up and apologize for the craptastic displays of ignorance that is inherent in their hypocritical gerrymandering assholish devilishly evil characters.

(musical interlude - Rage Against the Machine)

If they could get that fat f*ck Jerry Falwell out of their puckered asses for more than the 2 seconds they use to fact-check their statements (Jon Kyl - eat my taint, you twunt), I think you'd find, perhaps, that they aren't the abhorrent gun-toting redneck bigots that you and I think they are but in fact soulless burlap bags of carbon and shiat that will do anything to hold onto the mighty dollar while simultaneously balloonknot-f*cking anyone and everyone who dares to call them out for their shenanigans.
 
2012-05-02 07:27:05 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Brunsetter:

No. It's just that same sex marriages are not having children.

So, she thinks that a gay man, denied the right to marry his boyfriend, will say "screw it, I guess I'll marry a woman and have children"?

I do not understand these people. They are truly fkn insane.


Makes sense to me. Deep down she knows her husband is a closet case who would have never married her if it was socially acceptable to be out and proud.
 
2012-05-02 07:29:10 PM
www.morethings.com
"These boys is miscegenated!"
 
2012-05-02 07:29:44 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Overzealous spouse. She's been reprimanded.

So you're saying " wife-like talking detected"?


She's being unfairly targeted by the press core.
 
2012-05-02 07:35:10 PM
Wh...

But...

I don'....

fark this, planet Earth just jumped the shark.

/I'm ready to come home, Lord. Bring on the comets.
 
2012-05-02 07:39:52 PM

Ringshadow: Funny story! My godfather is gay, and married to a woman. But here's how it works. He's gay, and she's asexual, but they both wanted to foster kids. So they got married in what's basically a mutually beneficial business arrangement.

/they have several foster children they eventually adopted
//if you cut the man he'd bleed rainbows and feather boas


Thank goodness people like that are keeping the sanctity of marriage pure and holy.
 
2012-05-02 07:45:55 PM
Can we just assume that the senator married his wife for reasons other than her intellect and move on?
 
2012-05-02 07:51:25 PM

Ramien: Can we just assume that the senator married his wife for reasons other than her intellect and move on?


I heard she won a prize in High School Home Economics for her expert construction of a panini. -Herman Cain.
 
2012-05-02 07:55:39 PM

Azlefty: Do they like Chick-Fil-a?

NSFW Language


I had that song stick in my head for a damn week. It happened to coincided with my Grandma's funeral. lol She would have thought it was funny.
 
2012-05-02 08:08:51 PM

Ramien: Can we just assume that the senator married his wife for reasons other than her intellect and move on?


Au contraire mon frere, from his line, it may represent marrying someone smarter than himself, you know, thinking of the children.
 
2012-05-02 08:12:09 PM

Diogenes: I just Googled for that nut Howard used to have on. The "Wake Up White People" dude.

Found this blog.

People with whom that filth resonates are passing legislation.


I clicked the link and feel the need to scrub my hard drive, my mouse, my keyboard and my eyes.
 
2012-05-02 08:13:24 PM
Seems to me that people who propose laws like this should at the very least have their homes burned down in the middle of the night.

They should be fearing for their very lives.
 
2012-05-02 08:24:05 PM
"Whenever the Constitution comes between me and the virtue of the white women of South Carolina, I say 'to hell with the Constitution!'"

--SC Gov. Cole Blease (1911)

Link
 
2012-05-02 08:27:09 PM
Link

The only true unnatural relationship going on is that the Brunstetters are clearly siblings.
 
2012-05-02 08:29:44 PM

Chariset: Ambivalence: It's like watching someone make shiat angels.

That just got you favorited as "has an astonishing way with words"


Indeed, it was downright poetic.
 
2012-05-02 08:30:52 PM

Muta: Bigots don't know they're bigots, they think everyone thinks like they do. Just let them talk and they make asshat out of themselves.


Yup, insert picture of a bunch of bears
 
2012-05-02 08:31:45 PM
Now we see why the Republican party is so against abortion. An unwanted white baby is better than no baby.

Whether it is accurate or not, there is a perception in the white religious conservative community that whites have more abortions than other "races".
 
2012-05-02 08:34:08 PM

Ramien: Can we just assume that the senator married his wife for reasons other than her intellect and move on?


Was it her remarkable anus and her manly voice?
 
2012-05-02 08:36:21 PM

Ambivalence: Huh.

Yah...that's a whole pile of stupid right there. She didn't just step in it, she's padding around in it. It's like watching someone make shiat angels.


I see you've partied with Germans before.
 
2012-05-02 08:37:05 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Whether it is accurate or not, there is a perception in the white religious conservative community that whites have more abortions than other "races"


They call the non-white ones "collateral damage." Unless there's money involved. Then it's "f*ck it."
 
2012-05-02 08:38:04 PM

Trolljegeren: Ambivalence: Huh.

Yah...that's a whole pile of stupid right there. She didn't just step in it, she's padding around in it. It's like watching someone make shiat angels.

I see you've partied with Germans before.


Hahaha!
 
2012-05-02 08:40:57 PM

BunkyBrewman: sigdiamond2000: So..."gotcha drive-by media" or "you're the racist for thinking this is racist"?

You haven't been to North Carolina, have you?

During a visit to the OBX, we were watching the morning news one rainy morning. The hosts of whatever morning show were just astounded that black and white marrying was becoming socially accepted and how they never used to see a mixed couple holding hands in public. Truly mind boggling.


They really take that shiat seriously here. It's disgusting how many places are still relatively segregated.
 
2012-05-02 08:41:15 PM

StRalphTheLiar: Ambivalence: It's like watching someone make shiat angels.

Hmmm... I'm off to register a new domain name and buy a video camera. See you guys later.


While you were busy joking around, I went and registered pileofstupid.com & shiatangels.com!

i1146.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-02 08:43:23 PM
what strikes me more than this daffy old woman's poorly-veiled racism is that even though she knows there's already a law against it, she still wants the amendment to pass to make it, like, super-illegal, no backsies.

obviously, amendments to the US Constitution can be repealed. am I wrong in assuming that state constitutions are the same way? if I'm wrong and there is some provision in NC law that states any constitutional amendments are iron-clad, set-in-stone, forever-and-ever-amen, then I'll stand corrected.

then again, maybe they know that amendments can be repealed, and their intentions are just to throw up another roadblock against the inevitable. in which case, fark them even more.
 
2012-05-02 08:43:33 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Now we see why the Republican party is so against abortion. An unwanted white baby is better than no baby.

Whether it is accurate or not, there is a perception in the white religious conservative community that whites have more abortions than other "races".


You know who else had a similar idea. No Himmler Link

In actuality don't religious people have more abortions because they don't use birth control? And anyone who watches Fox News knows that black girls have babies they can't take care of which is why Obama is taking white peoples' medicare away, to pay for black babies*. If blacks were having abortions Obama wouldn't need to institute Death Panels.

*I once visited a former teacher with a masters in history who believed this.
 
2012-05-02 08:44:09 PM

moothemagiccow: They really take that shiat seriously here. It's disgusting how many places are still relatively segregated.


I live in the bizarre little oasis in NC known as Chapel Hill, it comes across as a southern version of where I went to college, Ithaca, NY.

Anyway, stupid personal anecdote time:

My job takes me all over the state as I have over 100 remote offices to deal with. About 4 years ago I was driving through a small suburb of Charlotte, NC, and they not only were flying the Confederate Battle flag (I.E. the thing on the hood of the General Lee) in the official flagpoles downtown, they were flying it higher than the American flag.

/CSB
 
2012-05-02 08:44:56 PM

Crawdaddy The Farker: While you were busy joking around, I went and registered pileofstupid.com & shiatangels.com!


Don't be surprised if you get a lot of traffic from people looking for Belladonna flicks and German sitcoms.
 
2012-05-02 08:53:09 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: impaler: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Next up will be "this woman is a nobody who we've never heard of she doesn't represent the mainstream views of the GOP". The wheel of talking=points is never wrong.

Overzealous spouse. She's been reprimanded.

So you're saying " wife-like talking detected"?

Convincing


Semper Fib!
 
2012-05-02 08:59:18 PM

Theaetetus: [i53.tinypic.com image 171x320]


I had that exact reaction.

Color me cynical.
 
2012-05-02 09:01:17 PM

Salt Lick Steady: Crawdaddy The Farker: While you were busy joking around, I went and registered pileofstupid.com & shiatangels.com!

Don't be surprised if you get a lot of traffic from people looking for Belladonna flicks and German sitcoms.


Not to mention getting banned because I didn't filter the domain's true spelling!
 
2012-05-02 09:07:23 PM

Cheesus: BunkyBrewman: sigdiamond2000: So..."gotcha drive-by media" or "you're the racist for thinking this is racist"?

You haven't been to North Carolina, have you?

During a visit to the OBX, we were watching the morning news one rainy morning. The hosts of whatever morning show were just astounded that black and white marrying was becoming socially accepted and how they never used to see a mixed couple holding hands in public. Truly mind boggling.

My grandmother called the police on her new neighbors. A nice newlywed couple. It was hilarious to hear her complain to the cops that 'a white woman marrying a black man is unnatural and should be illegal.'


Jesus. The worst my Grandfather ever does is call black people colored out of reflex.
/The man was born in the Depression so he gets a pass. Other then that he doesn't care.
//Also the man once cut his leg open with a chainsaw and drove himself to the hospital. It was his left leg so he could drive.
 
2012-05-02 09:09:03 PM
"I've got a little heat stroke"

Did she go stereotypical southern belle and use the I've got the vapors tactic? Lots of confidence in a woman that makes Pittypat seem like an intellectual Juggernaut.
 
2012-05-02 09:10:57 PM
Wait, NC already passed a law banning gay marriage and now they're going to amend the state constitution as a back up plan?

That IS retarded!

Nobody gets married in NC anyway. The town of Dillon, SC was founded just for that purpose.
 
2012-05-02 09:13:45 PM

Crawdaddy The Farker: StRalphTheLiar: Ambivalence: It's like watching someone make shiat angels.

Hmmm... I'm off to register a new domain name and buy a video camera. See you guys later.

While you were busy joking around, I went and registered pileofstupid.com & shiatangels.com!

[i1146.photobucket.com image 550x558]


may they give you great happiness and riches.
 
2012-05-02 09:14:30 PM

MFAWG: Wait, NC already passed a law banning gay marriage and now they're going to amend the state constitution as a back up plan?

That IS retarded!

Nobody gets married in NC anyway. The town of Dillon, SC was founded just for that purpose.


Welcome to today's republicon party: Let's force a solution on a problem that doesn't exist to distract our base from the fact that we're doing jack shiat.
 
2012-05-02 09:25:15 PM
Based on the text above I can tell few of you live in North Carolina.

Sure, we've got bigots. Some of them even hold office. It's the South and there's plenty of rural here. They have rural folks all over the U.S. and they think and feel similarly.

But, seriously, it's North Carolina. It's not Mississippi or Alabama or *shudder* Tennessee. North Carolina.

i116.photobucket.com
Top Carolina.

/Amusing aside, Peter Brunstetter was born in San Fran.
 
2012-05-02 09:29:34 PM

BunkyBrewman: sigdiamond2000: So..."gotcha drive-by media" or "you're the racist for thinking this is racist"?

You haven't been to North Carolina, have you?

During a visit to the OBX, we were watching the morning news one rainy morning. The hosts of whatever morning show were just astounded that black and white marrying was becoming socially accepted and how they never used to see a mixed couple holding hands in public. Truly mind boggling.


NC is a really beautiful state and, from my limited experience, the home of some of some cool people (okay,horny barmaids) but this is the saddest, most farked-up thing I've read in a good while.
 
2012-05-02 09:29:41 PM

rudemix: "I've got a little heat stroke"

Did she go stereotypical southern belle and use the I've got the vapors tactic? Lots of confidence in a woman that makes Pittypat seem like an intellectual Juggernaut.


What does "I've got the vapors" mean, anyway? "I'm farting so bad I'm suffering from hypoxia"? "I opened my mouth too wide and now all the air is escaping from my head"? "I'm so incredibly obnoxious, my own body cells are evaporating just to escape from me"?
 
2012-05-02 09:36:55 PM

EdgeRunner: rudemix: "I've got a little heat stroke"

Did she go stereotypical southern belle and use the I've got the vapors tactic? Lots of confidence in a woman that makes Pittypat seem like an intellectual Juggernaut.

What does "I've got the vapors" mean, anyway? "I'm farting so bad I'm suffering from hypoxia"? "I opened my mouth too wide and now all the air is escaping from my head"? "I'm so incredibly obnoxious, my own body cells are evaporating just to escape from me"?


Yes.
 
2012-05-02 09:37:10 PM

EdgeRunner: What does "I've got the vapors" mean, anyway?


"I have a poor understanding of biology and am using it as an excuse for mah behavior."
 
2012-05-02 09:42:19 PM

EdgeRunner: rudemix: "I've got a little heat stroke"

Did she go stereotypical southern belle and use the I've got the vapors tactic? Lots of confidence in a woman that makes Pittypat seem like an intellectual Juggernaut.

What does "I've got the vapors" mean, anyway? "I'm farting so bad I'm suffering from hypoxia"? "I opened my mouth too wide and now all the air is escaping from my head"? "I'm so incredibly obnoxious, my own body cells are evaporating just to escape from me"?


It means she needs to buy a shoulder massage wand vibrator.
 
2012-05-02 10:02:14 PM
FTFA:
Me:

But it is about identifying a race. No context on Caucasians?

Brunsetter:

There has been so much talk about this point that there is just a lot of confusion.

Me:

You're not going to be able to explain it?

Brunsetter:

Well, it's a little hard.


What the fark. It's supposed to be hard, but you do it anyway. Especially if you are a politician. If you're not willing to stand up for what you said, then just shut the fark up and sit down.
 
2012-05-02 10:02:28 PM

Ambivalence: Crawdaddy The Farker: StRalphTheLiar: Ambivalence: It's like watching someone make shiat angels.

Hmmm... I'm off to register a new domain name and buy a video camera. See you guys later.

While you were busy joking around, I went and registered pileofstupid.com & shiatangels.com!

[i1146.photobucket.com image 550x558]

may they give you great happiness and riches.


May they give US great happiness and riches, along with StRalphTheLiar! If any money is made, you can each have 10%!
 
2012-05-02 10:04:12 PM

thamike: Ramien: Can we just assume that the senator married his wife for reasons other than her intellect and move on?

Was it her remarkable anus and her manly voice?


I usually hate you. Sometimes I don't.
 
2012-05-02 10:07:36 PM

kc278: thamike: Ramien: Can we just assume that the senator married his wife for reasons other than her intellect and move on?

Was it her remarkable anus and her manly voice?

I usually hate you. Sometimes I don't.


? He's one of the funniest farkers around
 
2012-05-02 10:12:52 PM

Cheesus: It was hilarious to hear her complain to the cops that 'a white woman marrying a black man is unnatural and should be illegal.'


I can't think of many things that I'd find less amusing.
 
2012-05-02 10:17:17 PM

T-Servo: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"Hey, what's Dennis saying there, man? Is Dennis saying all Asians are gay? Is Dennis saying all gays are Asian? You know what I'm saying . . . all Asians are gay."


Will you have my gay caucasian babbies?
 
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