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		T-13, r-22, a-37, p-69 (sacbee.com)		62
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SuperSeriousMan		2012-05-02 06:17:02 PM

So, deciphering the headline and reading TFA, is subby saying that Admiral Ackbar was a drag queen?

/ the things you learn on Fark
// always thought the Rebellion's capitol ships were a bit phallic
/// now we know why

Shadyman		2012-05-02 06:17:12 PM

rocketpants		2012-05-02 06:17:40 PM

gerbilpox		2012-05-02 06:17:57 PM

I used to bullseye womp rats in one of those back home.

Bag of Hammers		2012-05-02 06:18:38 PM

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

Cagey B		2012-05-02 06:20:00 PM

Sounds like a great starting point for an impromptu Fark party.

LoneDoggie		2012-05-02 06:20:11 PM

Charlotte had the aptly named "Gay Bingo" with MC Shelita Hamm. Was a great evening and raised a lot of cash and possibly the trousers of some confused individuals.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-05-02 06:20:41 PM

Seems about right for Sactown

Ben4149		2012-05-02 06:22:40 PM

How do they play if they hide the balls?

lockers		2012-05-02 06:24:14 PM

TFA: "Pelt Her! Pelt Her! All the way down and back!"

They made up a chant for this? Do they always need to put on such productions?

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-02 06:25:53 PM

Cagey B: Sounds like a great starting point for an impromptu Fark party.

As long as we stay away from Faces

/and watch out for Large Marge

FTGodWin		2012-05-02 06:26:04 PM

lockers: TFA: "Pelt Her! Pelt Her! All the way down and back!"

They made up a chant for this? Do they always need to put on such productions?

Mob rules.

Cagey B		2012-05-02 06:34:35 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: As long as we stay away from Faces

I don't swing the way that the clientele there does (NTTAWWT), but I hear it's supposed to be pretty fun.

grokca		2012-05-02 06:35:28 PM

You sank my battleship!

vodka		2012-05-02 06:36:13 PM

It's T-16, you nerds

radarlove		2012-05-02 06:36:43 PM

People are raising money for charity and this gets a "weird" tag? Not "cool" or even "spiffy"?

Hawnkee		2012-05-02 06:38:23 PM

Red 5 standing by.

1.bp.blogspot.com

theknuckler_33		2012-05-02 06:39:17 PM

I see Admiral Akbar has been covered.

sfpfc		2012-05-02 06:39:44 PM

House!!!! well a double wide actually.

theknuckler_33		2012-05-02 06:42:56 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: As long as we stay away from Faces

Why? Faces were great!

/my lawn, etc.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-02 06:45:15 PM

Cagey B: MaudlinMutantMollusk: As long as we stay away from Faces

I don't swing the way that the clientele there does (NTTAWWT), but I hear it's supposed to be pretty fun.

It's pretty crazy, for sure. Large Marge used to be a bartender there, and a transvestite.

/I used to volunteer for Designated Drivers. Faces was one of our accounts.
//give me Fanny Ann's any day

I'm that jerk		2012-05-02 06:45:39 PM

Having attended this before I can tell you it is a lot of fun. Not gay.

/NTTAWWT

Jclark666		2012-05-02 06:46:49 PM

radarlove: People are raising money for charity and this gets a "weird" tag? Not "cool" or even "spiffy"?

How bout Weeners?

Jclark666		2012-05-02 06:47:35 PM

Jclark666: radarlove: People are raising money for charity and this gets a "weird" tag? Not "cool" or even "spiffy"?

How bout Weeners?

Or Boobies, I guess.

Fark needs a Confusing tag.

UseUrHeadFred		2012-05-02 07:15:48 PM

Red October Shtanding By

Ghastly		2012-05-02 07:18:57 PM

vodka: It's T-16, you nerds

I used to bullseye Bailey Jay in my T-16 back home.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass		2012-05-02 07:22:14 PM

Ben4149: [i1082.photobucket.com image 432x432]

How do they play if they hide the balls?

Oh, everybody knows where they are, they're just taped down.

Lipspinach		2012-05-02 07:33:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Cagey B: MaudlinMutantMollusk: As long as we stay away from Faces

I don't swing the way that the clientele there does (NTTAWWT), but I hear it's supposed to be pretty fun.

It's pretty crazy, for sure. Large Marge used to be a bartender there, and a transvestite.

/I used to volunteer for Designated Drivers. Faces was one of our accounts.
//give me Fanny Ann's any day

Wait a second. People can volunteer to drive drunk idiots around?
Why would you, or anybody, do this for free?

assumo		2012-05-02 07:33:41 PM

lockers: TFA: "Pelt Her! Pelt Her! All the way down and back!"

They made up a chant for this? Do they always need to put on such productions?

If you're trying to incite a mob, I suggest you try a simpler chant!

ZeroCorpse		2012-05-02 07:35:05 PM

Lipspinach: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Cagey B: MaudlinMutantMollusk: As long as we stay away from Faces

I don't swing the way that the clientele there does (NTTAWWT), but I hear it's supposed to be pretty fun.

It's pretty crazy, for sure. Large Marge used to be a bartender there, and a transvestite.

/I used to volunteer for Designated Drivers. Faces was one of our accounts.
//give me Fanny Ann's any day

Wait a second. People can volunteer to drive drunk idiots around?
Why would you, or anybody, do this for free?

Drunk chicks put out.

/I wouldn't do it, but I knew guys who would for that reason.

bdub77		2012-05-02 07:52:47 PM

Redd Foxx standing by

Tanthalas39		2012-05-02 07:53:29 PM

Redd Foxx standing by.

Tanthalas39		2012-05-02 07:54:04 PM

Dammit.

meat0918		2012-05-02 07:55:48 PM

Red Dwarf standing by

upload.wikimedia.org

Lipspinach		2012-05-02 07:56:49 PM

ZeroCorpse: Lipspinach: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Cagey B: MaudlinMutantMollusk: As long as we stay away from Faces

I don't swing the way that the clientele there does (NTTAWWT), but I hear it's supposed to be pretty fun.

It's pretty crazy, for sure. Large Marge used to be a bartender there, and a transvestite.

/I used to volunteer for Designated Drivers. Faces was one of our accounts.
//give me Fanny Ann's any day

Wait a second. People can volunteer to drive drunk idiots around?
Why would you, or anybody, do this for free?

Drunk chicks put out.

/I wouldn't do it, but I knew guys who would for that reason.

Huh. Ya learn something every day.

fisker		2012-05-02 07:57:11 PM

bimbo

ghostofreasonpast		2012-05-02 08:06:20 PM

I thought this was going to be about Russian military equipment.

Allen. The end.		2012-05-02 08:28:44 PM

Simply Red standing by!

/damn, I had to do that one???

Unobtanium		2012-05-02 09:10:02 PM

Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-05-02 09:11:37 PM

C-30 C-60 C-90

im14u2c		2012-05-02 09:15:17 PM

Red Robin standing by.
spatula-city.org

pedobearapproved		2012-05-02 09:18:12 PM

Bingo!

...or not

AngryTeacher		2012-05-02 09:22:00 PM

pedobearapproved: Bingo!

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x444]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 432x648]

...or not

Those women have man hands.

Unobtanium		2012-05-02 09:23:43 PM

Or, more on topic:
Biggles: Algy, I have to see you.
Algy: Right ho. (he enters) What ho everyone.
Biggles: Are you gay?
Algy: I should bally well say so, old fruit.

Kanemano		2012-05-02 09:43:12 PM

Would you look at that tranny

www.gottransmissions.com

PonceAlyosha		2012-05-02 09:53:45 PM

Wow, welcome to 1986.

Macular Degenerate		2012-05-02 10:08:26 PM

Friends of mine brought me to a transvestite bingo fundraiser back in Philly in the early 1990s, except all the transvestites were on roller-skates. BEAT THAT

Lone Stranger		2012-05-02 10:08:55 PM

Red Green standing by,

bingo the psych-o		2012-05-02 10:20:56 PM

Red Sonja standing by.

Begoggle		2012-05-02 10:20:59 PM

Saying the letter and the number is redundant in bingo.
For example, there is never "B 50".
The lowest numbers are under B and the highest numbers are under O.
A number is always under the same letter on every card.

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