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(Celebitchy)   Chyna's plastic surgery went rather well... if you're into the Patton Oswalt look   (celebitchy.com) divider line 119
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2012-05-02 02:47:32 PM
Egads.

She could do kabuki without a mask.
 
2012-05-02 02:54:28 PM
assets.sbnation.com
 
2012-05-02 02:59:04 PM
She's in porn, now. The face doesn't matter, because once she's naked all you will notice is the clenis.

And in her next film, she's playing She-Hulk.

Imagine that... a big green clenis.

...like a farkin' stalk of broccoli...
 
2012-05-02 03:01:22 PM
Well hey there chipmunk cheeks, storing for the winter?
 
2012-05-02 03:03:15 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Well hey there chipmunk cheeks, storing for the winter?


Storing what? Cadillacs?
 
2012-05-02 03:09:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: She's in porn, now. The face doesn't matter, because once she's naked all you will notice is the clenis.


I call the entire thing "the combo platter".
 
2012-05-02 03:10:31 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Well hey there chipmunk cheeks, storing for the winter?


She needs someplace to tuck her enormo-clit during the off-season, you know...
 
2012-05-02 03:11:46 PM
can we make this a patton oswalt thread instead of a massive clitoris thread?
 
2012-05-02 03:16:48 PM
Khloe?
 
2012-05-02 03:28:24 PM

thomps: can we make this a patton oswalt thread


Chyna should be worried. We've all seen how good Patton is at humiliating people who steal from him.
 
2012-05-02 03:28:38 PM
i224.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-02 03:41:47 PM
She was just tired of being confused with Khloe Kardashian
 
2012-05-02 03:46:19 PM

thomps: can we make this a patton oswalt thread instead of a massive clitoris thread?


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-02 03:47:03 PM
28.media.tumblr.com

"The Sooooooooooooooouuuuultaker!"
 
2012-05-02 03:48:29 PM

sigdiamond2000: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x357]

"The Sooooooooooooooouuuuultaker!"


Coincidentally, you could photoshop Mike and the Bots over a close-up of the clenis from Chyna's porn, and use the same quote.
 
2012-05-02 03:48:40 PM
quickwrestlingnews.com
 
2012-05-02 03:52:59 PM
HOLY HELL
 
2012-05-02 04:01:34 PM
What in the hell?
 
2012-05-02 04:14:28 PM

dj_bigbird: What in the hell?


i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-02 04:31:25 PM
When asked about her face, she was only able to reply "two......... weeks......"
 
2012-05-02 04:42:17 PM
Maybe she had her wisdom teeth out
 
2012-05-02 04:58:11 PM
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE fark IS THAT?
 
2012-05-02 05:05:05 PM
Jesus Christ, I never thought something would make me say that her previous face was pretty but Jesus H. Christ, that before picture is miles and miles better than the after...


:: shudders ::
 
2012-05-02 05:23:34 PM
Sort of want...

...killed with fire.
 
2012-05-02 06:14:43 PM
Almost looks like liver failure.
 
2012-05-02 06:16:23 PM

FirstNationalBastard: She's in porn, now. The face doesn't matter, because once she's naked all you will notice is the clenis.

And in her next film, she's playing She-Hulk.

Imagine that... a big green clenis.

...like a farkin' stalk of broccoli...


With all the times my pee smelled like broccoli it'll nice for once to find some broccoli that smells like pee.
 
2012-05-02 06:25:07 PM

sigdiamond2000: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x357]

"The Sooooooooooooooouuuuultaker!"


WELL DO YA fark?!
 
2012-05-02 06:26:31 PM
This should go well.
 
2012-05-02 06:29:30 PM
Did someone mention clenis?
 
2012-05-02 06:31:47 PM
MOTHER OF GOD... BURN IT WITH FIRE!
 
2012-05-02 06:32:42 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

What possesses people to think that looking like a wax statue is preferable to any degree of natural unattractiveness?
 
2012-05-02 06:34:34 PM
Well.. I can cross "What would Liz Taylor have looked like as a tranny" off my bucket list..
 
2012-05-02 06:34:35 PM
Thanks a great looking punching bag, don't care what ya say.

/pound away.
 
2012-05-02 06:35:30 PM

FirstNationalBastard: She's in porn, now. The face doesn't matter, because once she's naked all you will notice is the clenis.

And in her next film, she's playing She-Hulk.

Imagine that... a big green clenis.

...like a farkin' stalk of broccoli...


rocknycliveandrecorded.com
 
2012-05-02 06:35:37 PM
Looks kinda like Monica Lewenski. Wonder what Bill is into right now...
 
2012-05-02 06:35:44 PM

markie_farkie: When asked about her face, she was only able to reply "two......... weeks......"



www.blogcdn.com

The doctor was quoted as saying "you see what I have to vork with here".
 
2012-05-02 06:36:21 PM
I absolutely will not click on this link. My imagination of her is more than enough to dive under the covers and shiver with dread.
 
2012-05-02 06:36:44 PM
I just Googled 'Chyna'. . .
I chose, unwisely
 
2012-05-02 06:36:50 PM
No, it's not the best plastic surgery I've seen.

So what.

I would embarrass myself so hard with that woman. That's the kind of body to spend hours worshipping. Clenis, shmeenis. It's all good.

Who else here is man enough to admit that he'd jump at the chance to dissapoint that woman? You know you would.
 
2012-05-02 06:37:50 PM

FirstNationalBastard: And in her next film, she's playing She-Hulk.


Is she? Seriously?
 
2012-05-02 06:40:56 PM

HopScotchNSoda: No, it's not the best plastic surgery I've seen.

So what.

I would embarrass myself so hard with that woman. That's the kind of body to spend hours worshipping. Clenis, shmeenis. It's all good.

Who else here is man enough to admit that he'd jump at the chance to dissapoint that woman? You know you would.


I'm man enough to admit that I would bleat like a goat and run for my life if I glimpsed her shadow. Good enough?
 
2012-05-02 06:41:00 PM
Why is this on the entertainment tab? It should be well hidden on the travel tab
 
2012-05-02 06:41:56 PM

HopScotchNSoda: No, it's not the best plastic surgery I've seen.

So what.

I would embarrass myself so hard with that woman. That's the kind of body to spend hours worshipping. Clenis, shmeenis. It's all good.

Who else here is man enough to admit that he'd jump at the chance to dissapoint that woman? You know you would.


Good for you. A lot of people here of Fark just go along with the crowd mindset or standard joke on stuff like this, even when it's the exact opposite of what they really think. Way to stand up for what you believe in.

homo
 
2012-05-02 06:42:27 PM
Am I the only one here who has dreamed about giving Chyna a clenis-job.
I can assure you it is way more heterocentric than the usual dreams you Farkers have about about sucking off Carols Mencia & George Lopez.
 
2012-05-02 06:43:40 PM
She's grotesque enough to merit her own FARK tag. Seriously.
 
2012-05-02 06:46:03 PM
Looks like she is taking prednisone instead of testosterone.
 
2012-05-02 06:46:24 PM

Lipspinach: Am I the only one here who has dreamed about giving Chyna a clenis-job.
I can assure you it is way more heterocentric than the usual dreams you Farkers have about about sucking off Carols Mencia & George Lopez.


I think I answered your question.

There's nothing homo about cunnilingus, even if her little man in the boat ain't so little.
 
2012-05-02 06:49:18 PM

Diogenes: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Well hey there chipmunk cheeks, storing for the winter?

Storing what? Cadillacs?


HGH, Clenbuterol, Andro...
 
2012-05-02 06:49:45 PM
For all of you who "would", I ask for you to google "One Night in Chyna".

Then watch it.

If the clenis doesn't kill it for you, then who she would choose to videotape herself having sex with should.
 
2012-05-02 06:56:36 PM
i1003.photobucket.com


some folk'll never eat a skank
but then again
some folk'll eat clenis
the slack jawed poke-hole
 
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