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(Celebitchy)   Chyna's plastic surgery went rather well... if you're into the Patton Oswalt look   (celebitchy.com) divider line 119
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2012-05-02 06:58:42 PM  
I've seen worse. I've seen much, much worse.

At least her face still looks...you know...human.
 
2012-05-02 07:00:34 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: FirstNationalBastard: And in her next film, she's playing She-Hulk.

Is she? Seriously?


Yes,

She's going to be She Hulk in an Avengers porn parody.

/maybe next, she'll be Starfire in a Teen Titans porn parody. The Clenis would look like a baby carrot!
 
2012-05-02 07:02:00 PM  
After the first round of surgeries back in the late 90s, I thought she looked alright. After the drugs though, it wasn't good.

/I've seen the film. No not that one. Yes, that one.
//My penis has never been so confused.
 
2012-05-02 07:03:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: HopScotchNSoda: FirstNationalBastard: And in her next film, she's playing She-Hulk.

Is she? Seriously?

Yes,

She's going to be She Hulk in an Avengers porn parody.

/maybe next, she'll be Starfire in a Teen Titans porn parody. The Clenis would look like a baby carrot!


That joke made everyone vomit the first time, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AGAIN?

/what would the ponies think of your action
 
2012-05-02 07:05:08 PM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, I never thought something would make me say that her previous face was pretty but Jesus H. Christ, that before picture is miles and miles better than the after...


:: shudders ::


Oh really? How bad could it possibly be?

*click*

OH MY EVERLOVING FARKING GOD!

/I swear I'll never make a Flyers joke again, just don't make me look at that picture
 
2012-05-02 07:07:27 PM  
The really creepy part is that now she looks like a bulked-up version of my friend's girlfriend.

/No, I don't know what the hell he was thinking either
 
2012-05-02 07:19:14 PM  
I feel bad for her. Maybe I am just a huge pussy, but look at what her life has become. I am not saying it is not her fault, bu when your only option left is to do porn, that is just sad. She used to be a solid "C" celebrity just about ten years ago, and she can't let it go and try to have a normal life.

But yeah, I am probably just a huge pussy.
 
2012-05-02 07:21:20 PM  
Totally seeing Robert Z'Dar as well.
 
2012-05-02 07:23:03 PM  
That's just depressing. She was fairly good looking before, but the after is just too much, it's sad.
 
2012-05-02 07:33:03 PM  
she's a Kardashian now?
 
2012-05-02 07:34:02 PM  
www.gifsforum.com


Does Patton still wanna' crawl inside her like a tuan tuan ?
 
2012-05-02 07:34:12 PM  
Maybe she's going for the Renee Zellweger look.
 
2012-05-02 07:44:06 PM  
I would have hit it in 2008.



/I don't give a fark
 
2012-05-02 07:48:57 PM  

egomann: I feel bad for her. Maybe I am just a huge pussy, but look at what her life has become. I am not saying it is not her fault, bu when your only option left is to do porn, that is just sad. She used to be a solid "C" celebrity just about ten years ago, and she can't let it go and try to have a normal life.

But yeah, I am probably just a huge pussy.


No, you're not a huge pussy, at least not as huge as hers. I agree with you, it's kinda sad. Porn is never the only option though.
 
2012-05-02 07:51:56 PM  
With a jaw like that I bet she goes through a bucket chicken bones and all, and doesn't even notice.
 
2012-05-02 07:56:10 PM  

styckx: Well.. I can cross "What would Liz Taylor have looked like as a tranny Rumer Willis" off my bucket list..


FTFY
 
2012-05-02 07:59:30 PM  
Definitely not the worst I've ever seen, but the face does not match the rest of the body at all, and that's the part that makes it horrifying.
 
2012-05-02 08:00:19 PM  
I see all the clenis jokes and such have been made.

LeroyBourne: With a jaw like that I bet she goes through a bucket chicken bones and all, and doesn't even notice.


you magnificent bastard...that one almost gave me coughing fit of laughter
 
2012-05-02 08:08:38 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: markie_farkie: When asked about her face, she was only able to reply "two......... weeks......"

[www.blogcdn.com image 584x333]

The doctor was quoted as saying "you see what I have to vork with here".


"You know, most faces need a little remodeling, but this is a total tear-down."

/damned if I can find a picture of the plastic surgeon
 
2012-05-02 08:13:20 PM  
STOP DOING THIS TO YOURSELVES WOMANS!
 
2012-05-02 08:15:08 PM  

serial arseonist: [i1003.photobucket.com image 306x423]


some folk'll never eat a skank
but then again
some folk'll eat clenis
the slack jawed poke-hole


I'm so glad my office-mate wasn't around when I read that.
 
2012-05-02 08:19:53 PM  
I don't think she's gonna stop!!

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-02 08:26:07 PM  
Jennifer Tilly how could you do that to yourself???
 
2012-05-02 08:52:02 PM  

Lipspinach: Am I the only one here who has dreamed about giving Chyna a clenis-job.
I can assure you it is way more heterocentric than the usual dreams you Farkers have about about sucking off Carols Mencia & George Lopez.


No way. I like a guy to grab my hair and make me take it deep. That little thing is just ... Well, and it's attached to a woman, which isn't my cup of tea, either.
 
2012-05-02 08:52:10 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: Lipspinach: Am I the only one here who has dreamed about giving Chyna a clenis-job.
I can assure you it is way more heterocentric than the usual dreams you Farkers have about about sucking off Carols Mencia & George Lopez.

I think I answered your question.

There's nothing homo about cunnilingus, even if her little man in the boat ain't so little.


Dude, huge clits are great because there's no way not to stimulate those things. A girl with a huge clit is girl who has a lot of orgasms. She's probably also 6 feet tall and 215 lbs, but still.
 
2012-05-02 08:55:23 PM  

MadAzza: Lipspinach: Am I the only one here who has dreamed about giving Chyna a clenis-job.
I can assure you it is way more heterocentric than the usual dreams you Farkers have about about sucking off Carols Mencia & George Lopez.

No way. I like a guy to grab my hair and make me take it deep. That little thing is just ... Well, and it's attached to a woman, which isn't my cup of tea, either.


good lord that was hot!
 
2012-05-02 08:55:53 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-05-02 09:14:25 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: For all of you who "would", I ask for you to google "One Night in Chyna".

Then watch it.

If the clenis doesn't kill it for you, then who she would choose to videotape herself having sex with should.


Hey, the hole is still warm from X-Pac heat.

/rimshot.
 
2012-05-02 09:50:29 PM  
The hell. She used to look actually half decent.

www.pmpnetwork.com
www.pmpnetwork.com
www.angelfire.lycos.com
 
2012-05-02 09:56:10 PM  
Clitoris.
 
2012-05-02 09:56:23 PM  
Holy crap. Some people just don't know when to say when to plastic surgery. She looks like Patton Oswalt if he swallowed a couch.
 
2012-05-02 10:02:47 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, THAT FACE HAD A FAMILY!!!!!!
 
2012-05-02 10:27:39 PM  
She looks like a grown-up Cabbage Patch Kid.

That's not a compliment.
 
2012-05-02 10:31:57 PM  

HeartBurnKid: She looks like a grown-up Cabbage Patch Kid.

That's not a compliment.


Oddly enough, you get roughly the same effect if you stick your dick in Chyna's mouth, or the mouth of one of those Cabbage Patch Kids from the 1990s that would eat stuff.
 
2012-05-02 10:32:04 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The hell. She used to look actually half decent.

[www.pmpnetwork.com image 287x400]
[www.pmpnetwork.com image 379x400]
[www.angelfire.lycos.com image 127x73]


I kinda dug her back then. But then, I like girls who'd have my back if a riot broke out. Ms. Laurer has some bad subroutines running if it's come to this.
 
2012-05-02 10:34:34 PM  
butt2chair.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-02 10:34:54 PM  
Sad.
 
2012-05-02 10:47:30 PM  
rickardsreview.com
Intrigued, Interested, Aroused.
 
2012-05-02 10:51:16 PM  

schattenteufel: [rickardsreview.com image 554x416]
Intrigued, Interested, Aroused.


Damn, the Honky Tonk Man didn't age well.
 
2012-05-02 11:04:20 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Satanic_Hamster: The hell. She used to look actually half decent.

[www.pmpnetwork.com image 287x400]
[www.pmpnetwork.com image 379x400]
[www.angelfire.lycos.com image 127x73]

I kinda dug her back then. But then, I like girls who'd have my back if a riot broke out. Ms. Laurer has some bad subroutines running if it's come to this.


Nothing wrong with death by snoo snoo.
 
2012-05-02 11:15:31 PM  
motor boat.
 
2012-05-02 11:22:27 PM  
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

The first time she had plastic surgery, she came back to the ring and looked a lot better, they feminized her jaw a bit and gave her implants. She should've left that alone. Now, well DAMN!
 
2012-05-02 11:36:25 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: No, it's not the best plastic surgery I've seen.

So what.

I would embarrass myself so hard with that woman. That's the kind of body to spend hours worshipping. Clenis, shmeenis. It's all good.

Who else here is man enough to admit that he'd jump at the chance to dissapoint that woman? You know you would.


I'd be too intimidated by her over-sized clit. I'd also be too distracted by Clerks 2 with Randall saying an over-sized clit is one step up from a micro-peen. I think the only people that would want that are guys with homosexual tendencies. Sorry, HHH.
 
2012-05-02 11:40:29 PM  
She's playing the She-Hulk in the X-rated Avengers parody. That's a lot of green clenis paint.
 
2012-05-02 11:53:22 PM  
The "before" picture in 2008 is really an "after" picture. It's clear that she's had multiple plastic surgeries in order to feminize her face.

Young Chyna:
enfinity1productions.com

Height of popularity Chyna:
humordistrict.com

Too much plastic surgery Chyna:
(see link because it's too big to post in thread)



/hotlinked
 
2012-05-03 12:14:10 AM  
Bear in mind that she's 42 years old and has been both a wrestler and a drug addict. Considering these things, she doesn't look as awful as she could.
 
2012-05-03 12:26:05 AM  
She looked better before...and that's saying a lot about how bad she looks now
 
2012-05-03 12:31:59 AM  
Kind of what I imagine it would be like...

images.orgill.com
 
2012-05-03 12:45:01 AM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: styckx: Well.. I can cross "What would Liz Taylor have looked like as a tranny Rumer Willis" off my bucket list..

FTFY

That's what I was thinking
 
2012-05-03 01:08:00 AM  
Poor woman. I feel bad for everyone who gets plastic surgery and it goes bad.

I'd claim I was the kind of person who was above judging people by their looks such that nobody should want to get plastic surgery, but no, I'm as shallow as the rest of you.
 
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