"The new trucks are in? Are they amphibious? Only one way to find out!"

It's the good thing the pond was shallow or it would have become a pool of garbage juice. Although I have a hard time believing it didn't leak. I've seen juices pouring out of garbage trucks on dry land.

Mmmmm.... garbage truck juices.....

I wish the ones in my town would all drive into the river and stay there (yes despite the pollution factor), or better yet the scrap yard. They're at least 20 years old, rusty, incredibly loud when braking/starting/crushing, and they definitely leak a steady dribble of rancid fluid. I rode my bicycle to the post office one time, just over a mile each direction, and discovered it was garbage day in that area. Nearly fell off the bike trying to avoid the liquid and puddles where it had stopped, and man the smell... ugh. I realize it's garbage, it's going to smell, but there's no excuse for leaking it back on the street for their entire route.

And yet the company has the balls to raise the rates they charge the town both years since I moved here; I think 10% the first year and then 8% this year. Maybe if they bought newer trucks, they'd see savings in the long run since they get about 4 miles to the gallon...

/endrant, sorry

Did anyone else read that as "garbage truck starts new UNDERWEAR route"; and then think about underpants gnomes?

/ 1. Collect underwear

// 2. ?

/// 3. Profit!

There was only one survivor...

"Submerged to it's undercarriage". So basically, it's wheels got wet?

WarszawaScream: MasterThief: I clean underwater... yes...

Where did you find this masterpiece. WHERE.

Dude he linked right to it

WarszawaScream: MasterThief: I clean underwater... yes...

Where did you find this masterpiece. WHERE.

Reddit. Where else? :)

Garbage doesn't smell good, but the way you guys are actig, you'd think you'd found a dead body left in a Miami car park. I am not discounting the stench, but there are plenty of nastier smells that will make you vomit faster. Off topic, but can anyone explain why the sight of gore doesn't induce the gag reflex like smelling raw sewage does?

I also read the h/l as "underwear."
Lends nerw meaning to "cum dumpster."

iheartscotch: Did anyone else read that as "garbage truck starts new UNDERWEAR route"; and then think about underpants gnomes?

/ 1. Collect underwear

// 2. ?

/// 3. Profit!

yes.

Actually that happened when I was living in a college town some years ago. Caused a real ruckus what with a trash man and frat boys both collecting panties. The cops didn't know who to arrest or who stole which panties.