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(LA Times)   Sadly, Colbert Nation, you have lost the Diane Keaton vote   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 16
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2012-05-02 02:19:35 PM
7 votes:
Do you have any idea what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like when it's been soaking in apple juice all day? Not half as sweet as the sports action you're gonna see on ESPN.

ESPN, Cowboys vs. Redskins, catch it!

"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."
2012-05-02 08:28:35 PM
3 votes:

omeganuepsilon: She out Colbert'd Colbert.

That people don't get that is beyond me. They can only look on in dismay when their personal savior gets wrangled by how own unsettling attacks and flippancy. Good on her.


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2012-05-02 03:14:13 PM
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Do you have any idea what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like when it's been soaking in apple juice all day? Not half as sweet as the sports action you're gonna see on ESPN.

ESPN, Cowboys vs. Redskins, catch it!

"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."


Yes, but why were they airing that on Nickelodeon?
2012-05-02 06:54:06 PM
1 votes:

Apos: devilEther: Apos: slotz: Apos: Keaton's best role since As Good As It Gets and it's not Oscar-eligible. :(

Um, yeah, she wasn't in that movie.

Could have sworn she was in a geriatric-esque rom-com with "as good" in the title a decade ago. No matter....This is her most accomplished role yet.

perhaps you're thinking of "Something's Gotta Give" which also featured Jack Nicholson.

That's the one.


In the interview she was doing a scene from "Something's Gotta Give As Good As It Gets."
2012-05-02 06:53:46 PM
1 votes:
Pretty easy to spot those who felt betrayed when they finally figured out Colbert isn't a conservative.
2012-05-02 05:44:00 PM
1 votes:
So when is she going to be checked into rehab for "exhaustion?"
2012-05-02 05:12:21 PM
1 votes:

Happy Hours: Shenanigans!: e-christ: Did anyone else notice that TFA describes the interview as inaccurately and disingenuously as possible? Seems kinda weird, considering they had the video embedded. Perhaps the author doesn't know what laughter after a statement signifies...

Guess someone's trying to stir up controversy where there is none. "Diane Keaton acts silly during Colbert interview, fails to truly grasp the tone of Colbert's show" is a much less titillating headline than "Keaton calls Colbert a Pervert!!!1!!eleventy!"

You mean that he's not funny? I even watched this clip hoping he might be for a change. He tries too hard to get laughs but all he really only has one gag and it's old. The most amusing part of the whole thing was how hard his audience laughs when he says "farking" (or whatever he said that was bleeped).

Colbert fans always seem to say his guests don't get his "tone" or whatever and that may be the case for some, but I didn't see that here.


Wow, usually those that don't "get" Colbert can't understand why he's funny. You seem to be vaguely aware that there is something about his tone that must be "gotten" but are still unable to nail it down. It's like there's a blind spot in your sense of humour. Fascinating.

Don't worry though, like colour blind folks, you can still function in society.
Skr
2012-05-02 04:33:24 PM
1 votes:
I kept getting the feeling that she was hinting that her mother was a complete lush- an adversarial and promiscuous drunk. And that she was showing rather than telling.
2012-05-02 03:59:44 PM
1 votes:
Keaton's best role since As Good As It Gets and it's not Oscar-eligible. :(
2012-05-02 03:58:25 PM
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

So that's what it takes, huh?


Not being DougieAXP is only step 1.
2012-05-02 03:28:25 PM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.


Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart
2012-05-02 03:28:22 PM
1 votes:
The weirdest part was how she kept wanting to talk about the book, like how it's now in paperback and is being released tomorrow, but refused to say anything else about the book.

"Let's talk about my book. It's coming out tomorrow. You should buy it."
"OK, now you talk about your mother a lot in this book."
"I would never vote for you Stephen, you're a pervert."
*few minutes of nonsense*
"Hey, my book! So, it's now in paperback and it's coming out tomorrow."
"OK, so this book is about your life as an actress...."
"I don't want to see your naked ass, Stephen... you pervert!"

0.o
2012-05-02 03:15:18 PM
1 votes:
The interview was funny as shiat. My wife and I were flailing on the couch in hysterics. It's so rare for Colbert to not be in charge of the interview, and she just came out swingin' and owned it the whole way through. Colbert tries to grab the reigns with the "bravery" bit and then slowly loses his grip over the rest of it. It was fantastic.
2012-05-02 03:04:13 PM
1 votes:
I was watching that episode and was just floored. I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.
2012-05-02 02:54:29 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, she wishes, the wrinkled old bag.
2012-05-02 01:30:31 PM
1 votes:
I think it should be pretty obvious to anyone who watches the interview that Diane Keaton has lost the Colbert Nation vote.
 
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