Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

So that's what it takes, huh?

Not being DougieAXP is only step 1.

So we have not being Dougie (check), liking anime (sorta...), and doing dojinshi (nope).

Oh well, you're still my favorite favorited Farker anyway.

Well I would have said liking anime was just a step, but especially here on Fark grown adult females liking anime (much less drawing it) is rare.

And she seems pleasent.

Yeah I'll probably check out her stuff when I get home. Work's proxies seem to hate anything bloggy or with a lot of graphics.

Apos: Keaton's best role since As Good As It Gets and it's not Oscar-eligible. :(

Um, yeah, she wasn't in that movie.

Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

So that's what it takes, huh?

Not being DougieAXP is only step 1.

So we have not being Dougie (check), liking anime (sorta...), and doing dojinshi (nope).

Oh well, you're still my favorite favorited Farker anyway.

Well I would have said liking anime was just a step, but especially here on Fark grown adult females liking anime (much less drawing it) is rare.

And she seems pleasent.

Awww, thanks. I do my best to be pleasant, even on here.

I should have said that I re-sell doujinshi. I can't draw a circle to save my life, let alone things requiring multiple shapes. And I haven't updated the site where I sell it in forever - other things got in the way. Should get around to that at some point, but it's a ton of work.

/returns everyone to their regularly-scheduled thread

So that wasn't Candice Bergen doing a Diane Keaton impression? Wow.

That was hilarious. Like many have said, it's rare to see Colbert not in charge of an interview. Keaton looked drunk, and Colbert just played along.

Why do I hate her beyond all reason? I don't know. But I cannot stand the sight of her.

Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

So that's what it takes, huh?

Not being DougieAXP is only step 1.

So we have not being Dougie (check), liking anime (sorta...), and doing dojinshi (nope).

Oh well, you're still my favorite favorited Farker anyway.

Well I would have said liking anime was just a step, but especially here on Fark grown adult females liking anime (much less drawing it) is rare.

And she seems pleasent.

Being a hardcore Simpsons fan is enough for me.

la-di-dah la-di-dah

I'd hit it.

/But then again, it's been a while
//Keaton too

Keaton must've guzzled all the liquor in the green room prior to that interview. I was laughing heartily.

Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.
Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.
/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

On TV?? And it wouldn't be awkward? clearly, you are made of things that are different from many of the things that others are made of.

And maybe she's a little drunk, but it sounds like she came out determined to outwit the witty guy.

Lando Lincoln: I don't know what the hell she was on, but she was on something.

I'd like to be on what she's on. And on her while she's on it.

Just recently re-watched "Love & Death." She was great. Woody was funny.

Not sure if either is true now.

NeoCortex42: The Jack White interview was obviously staged. White could barely keep a straight face during most of it.

I'm not sure why you are pointing this out.

I kept getting the feeling that she was hinting that her mother was a complete lush- an adversarial and promiscuous drunk. And that she was showing rather than telling.

slotz: Apos: Keaton's best role since As Good As It Gets and it's not Oscar-eligible. :(

Um, yeah, she wasn't in that movie.

Could have sworn she was in a geriatric-esque rom-com with "as good" in the title a decade ago. No matter....This is her most accomplished role yet.

The best Colbert interview ever is when he had some religious scholar on, and then completely decimated the guys point with actual Catholic teachings. The guy could only shoot back with "well, you obviously paid attention in Sunday School."

To which Colbert immediately fired back, "I teach Sunday School, motherf**ker!"

Greatest comeback I've ever seen.

Uncle Pooky: NeoCortex42: The Jack White interview was obviously staged. White could barely keep a straight face during most of it.

I'm not sure why you are pointing this out.

NeoCortex has an eye for the obvious.

Uncle Pooky: NeoCortex42: The Jack White interview was obviously staged. White could barely keep a straight face during most of it.

I'm not sure why you are pointing this out.

I only mentioned it in response to Gat_00 suggesting that this interview was staged. I gave a recent example of an obviously staged interview to show the difference. That's all.

What the hell was happening there?

Apos: slotz: Apos: Keaton's best role since As Good As It Gets and it's not Oscar-eligible. :(

Um, yeah, she wasn't in that movie.

Could have sworn she was in a geriatric-esque rom-com with "as good" in the title a decade ago. No matter....This is her most accomplished role yet.

perhaps you're thinking of "Something's Gotta Give" which also featured Jack Nicholson.

Shenanigans!: e-christ: Did anyone else notice that TFA describes the interview as inaccurately and disingenuously as possible? Seems kinda weird, considering they had the video embedded. Perhaps the author doesn't know what laughter after a statement signifies...

Guess someone's trying to stir up controversy where there is none. "Diane Keaton acts silly during Colbert interview, fails to truly grasp the tone of Colbert's show" is a much less titillating headline than "Keaton calls Colbert a Pervert!!!1!!eleventy!"

You mean that he's not funny? I even watched this clip hoping he might be for a change. He tries too hard to get laughs but all he really only has one gag and it's old. The most amusing part of the whole thing was how hard his audience laughs when he says "farking" (or whatever he said that was bleeped).

Colbert fans always seem to say his guests don't get his "tone" or whatever and that may be the case for some, but I didn't see that here.

Keaton played my cousin in "Shoot the Moon." Maybe she picked up the bizarro while doing her character study.

evilmrsock: The interview was funny as shiat. My wife and I were flailing on the couch in hysterics. It's so rare for Colbert to not be in charge of the interview, and she just came out swingin' and owned it the whole way through. Colbert tries to grab the reigns with the "bravery" bit and then slowly loses his grip over the rest of it. It was fantastic.

This. She out Colbert'd Colbert.

That people don't get that is beyond me. They can only look on in dismay when their personal savior gets wrangled by how own unsettling attacks and flippancy. Good on her.

He just got my vote.

/along with my chubby

devilEther: Apos: slotz: Apos: Keaton's best role since As Good As It Gets and it's not Oscar-eligible. :(

Um, yeah, she wasn't in that movie.

Could have sworn she was in a geriatric-esque rom-com with "as good" in the title a decade ago. No matter....This is her most accomplished role yet.

perhaps you're thinking of "Something's Gotta Give" which also featured Jack Nicholson.


That's the one.

Happy Hours: Shenanigans!: e-christ: Did anyone else notice that TFA describes the interview as inaccurately and disingenuously as possible? Seems kinda weird, considering they had the video embedded. Perhaps the author doesn't know what laughter after a statement signifies...

Guess someone's trying to stir up controversy where there is none. "Diane Keaton acts silly during Colbert interview, fails to truly grasp the tone of Colbert's show" is a much less titillating headline than "Keaton calls Colbert a Pervert!!!1!!eleventy!"

You mean that he's not funny? I even watched this clip hoping he might be for a change. He tries too hard to get laughs but all he really only has one gag and it's old. The most amusing part of the whole thing was how hard his audience laughs when he says "farking" (or whatever he said that was bleeped).

Colbert fans always seem to say his guests don't get his "tone" or whatever and that may be the case for some, but I didn't see that here.

Wow, usually those that don't "get" Colbert can't understand why he's funny. You seem to be vaguely aware that there is something about his tone that must be "gotten" but are still unable to nail it down. It's like there's a blind spot in your sense of humour. Fascinating.

Don't worry though, like colour blind folks, you can still function in society.

NeoCortex42: GAT_00:

The Jack White interview was obviously staged. White could barely keep a straight face during most of it.

well that, and the "Atttention: ALL musical guests must be interviewed. -C-" sign directly over colbert's shoulder was a dead giveaway


also, thanks to whoever mentioned the "i teach sunday school!" interview. i think i should go rewatch that. i assume it was somebody promoting an asinine book.

When did Diane Keaton turn into Margot Kidder on meth?

NeoCortex42: GAT_00: I think that whole thing was staged. But that was bizarre.

I don't know. It seemed like Colbert was seriously having trouble keeping her engaged in the interview and not off on some weird tangent.

The Jack White interview was obviously staged. White could barely keep a straight face during most of it.

Check out their Catholic Throwdown from a handful of months ago. It's great!

Doran: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

So that's what it takes, huh?

Not being DougieAXP is only step 1.

So we have not being Dougie (check), liking anime (sorta...), and doing dojinshi (nope).

Oh well, you're still my favorite favorited Farker anyway.

Well I would have said liking anime was just a step, but especially here on Fark grown adult females liking anime (much less drawing it) is rare.

And she seems pleasant.

Being a hardcore Simpsons fan is enough for me.

I was sold at 'Anime & Manga fan girl'.

"This is all staged!"

museamused: Why do I hate her beyond all reason? I don't know. But I cannot stand the sight of her.

I do too...and I don't really know why

omeganuepsilon: That people don't get that is beyond me. They can only look on in dismay when their personal savior gets wrangled by how own unsettling attacks and flippancy. Good on her.

Judging from this post, I'm guessing there's quite a bit that's "beyond you."

So when is she going to be checked into rehab for "exhaustion?"

omeganuepsilon: evilmrsock: The interview was funny as shiat. My wife and I were flailing on the couch in hysterics. It's so rare for Colbert to not be in charge of the interview, and she just came out swingin' and owned it the whole way through. Colbert tries to grab the reigns with the "bravery" bit and then slowly loses his grip over the rest of it. It was fantastic.
This. She out Colbert'd Colbert.
That people don't get that is beyond me. They can only look on in dismay when their personal savior gets wrangled by how own unsettling attacks and flippancy. Good on her.

I really didn't think it was that funny, or that she "got" him. It was just some silliness. Sounds like some people give Colbert more credit for owning the masses than the actual fans do. And I'm quite a fan.

I wonder what she's on?

/I'll take the other Diane... Lane

Actual Farking: Quasar: Is this one of those Richard Branson things that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable to watch?

It wasn't that bad, but she obviously wanted to bang Colbert and could hardly restrain herself.

Sounds like she was drunker than Namath was when Suzy Kolber interviewed him.

bhcompy: I wonder what she's on?

/I'll take the other Diane... Lane

Oh Jesus THIS

Bag of Hammers: bhcompy: I wonder what she's on?

/I'll take the other Diane... Lane

Oh Jesus THIS

Can't we have both?

Diane Keaton farked Woody Allen. Her argument is invalid.

Happy Hours: Shenanigans!: e-christ: Did anyone else notice that TFA describes the interview as inaccurately and disingenuously as possible? Seems kinda weird, considering they had the video embedded. Perhaps the author doesn't know what laughter after a statement signifies...

Guess someone's trying to stir up controversy where there is none. "Diane Keaton acts silly during Colbert interview, fails to truly grasp the tone of Colbert's show" is a much less titillating headline than "Keaton calls Colbert a Pervert!!!1!!eleventy!"

You mean that he's not funny? I even watched this clip hoping he might be for a change. He tries too hard to get laughs but all he really only has one gag and it's old. The most amusing part of the whole thing was how hard his audience laughs when he says "farking" (or whatever he said that was bleeped).

Colbert fans always seem to say his guests don't get his "tone" or whatever and that may be the case for some, but I didn't see that here.

Nope, that's not what I said or meant at all. What I got from that clip was Keaton was in on the joke and tried to play the role of the adversarial interview guest, but unlike Colbert, she couldn't do it, which resulted in unintentional comedy on her part.

Like Colbert or not, he is playing a character who by his own admission is a confrontational jerk during interviews. Some guests get this and are great at playing along; some don't. In Keaton's case, she got it but didn't successfully execute the "playing along" part. Maybe if she'd had a better director she could've pulled it off...

Sorry you don't find him funny, but that's life. Different people find different things funny, and no amount of arguing can change anyone's mind. Hope you enjoy whatever it is that makes you laugh.

She struck me as nervous and defensive, like she was worried Colbert would try to make her look foolish.

/been in love since Play It Again, Sam.

omeganuepsilon: evilmrsock: The interview was funny as shiat. My wife and I were flailing on the couch in hysterics. It's so rare for Colbert to not be in charge of the interview, and she just came out swingin' and owned it the whole way through. Colbert tries to grab the reigns with the "bravery" bit and then slowly loses his grip over the rest of it. It was fantastic.

This. She out Colbert'd Colbert.

That people don't get that is beyond me. They can only look on in dismay when their personal savior gets wrangled by how own unsettling attacks and flippancy. Good on her.

No, she didn't. Her abstract idea of throwing him off with unsettling attacks and flippancy could have been awesome, if it had been executed with humor and wit. But it wasn't. She started off with the "were you naked" non-sequitur, and it just got lamer from there: "I don't like you, I don't want to see your butt-naked ass..." Was this some kind of inside joke? You seem to think this was hilarious all on its own, if that was supposedly out-Colberting Colbert. Do you think third-grade recess should have it's own time slot on Comedy Central?