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(LA Times)   Sadly, Colbert Nation, you have lost the Diane Keaton vote   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 145
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2012-05-02 01:30:31 PM  
I think it should be pretty obvious to anyone who watches the interview that Diane Keaton has lost the Colbert Nation vote.
 
2012-05-02 01:46:02 PM  
That's just weird.
 
2012-05-02 01:48:49 PM  
What the hell?
 
2012-05-02 01:51:51 PM  
Is this one of those Richard Branson things that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable to watch?
 
2012-05-02 01:53:09 PM  

Rapmaster2000: What the hell?


Cocaine (in the 70s when she had the money for it) is a hell of a drug (that can permanently alter your farking brain)

/actually I think she has borderline personality disorder but the cocaine joke is easier
 
2012-05-02 01:54:25 PM  

Quasar: Is this one of those Richard Branson things that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable to watch?


It wasn't that bad, but she obviously wanted to bang Colbert and could hardly restrain herself.
 
2012-05-02 02:07:14 PM  
That was no Madonna-Letterman interview.
 
2012-05-02 02:07:44 PM  
He'll just have to console himself with Woody Allen's vote
 
2012-05-02 02:14:08 PM  
I think that whole thing was staged. But that was bizarre.
 
2012-05-02 02:19:35 PM  
Do you have any idea what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like when it's been soaking in apple juice all day? Not half as sweet as the sports action you're gonna see on ESPN.

ESPN, Cowboys vs. Redskins, catch it!

"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."
 
2012-05-02 02:52:15 PM  
She was slightly drunk and raring to rip Colbert's clothes off his body. Sure hope his wife wasn't watching.

/let alone his kids
 
2012-05-02 02:54:29 PM  
Yeah, she wishes, the wrinkled old bag.
 
2012-05-02 03:04:13 PM  
I was watching that episode and was just floored. I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.
 
2012-05-02 03:14:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Do you have any idea what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like when it's been soaking in apple juice all day? Not half as sweet as the sports action you're gonna see on ESPN.

ESPN, Cowboys vs. Redskins, catch it!

"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."


Yes, but why were they airing that on Nickelodeon?
 
2012-05-02 03:15:18 PM  
The interview was funny as shiat. My wife and I were flailing on the couch in hysterics. It's so rare for Colbert to not be in charge of the interview, and she just came out swingin' and owned it the whole way through. Colbert tries to grab the reigns with the "bravery" bit and then slowly loses his grip over the rest of it. It was fantastic.
 
2012-05-02 03:20:52 PM  
Good, now stop making those god damn, Look!!! I'm still sexy at 70 rom coms. You're not sexy, you're old.

/goes for the rest of you farking BabyBoomers too.
 
2012-05-02 03:28:22 PM  
The weirdest part was how she kept wanting to talk about the book, like how it's now in paperback and is being released tomorrow, but refused to say anything else about the book.

"Let's talk about my book. It's coming out tomorrow. You should buy it."
"OK, now you talk about your mother a lot in this book."
"I would never vote for you Stephen, you're a pervert."
*few minutes of nonsense*
"Hey, my book! So, it's now in paperback and it's coming out tomorrow."
"OK, so this book is about your life as an actress...."
"I don't want to see your naked ass, Stephen... you pervert!"

0.o
 
2012-05-02 03:28:25 PM  

jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.


Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart
 
2012-05-02 03:28:32 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Do you have any idea what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like when it's been soaking in apple juice all day? Not half as sweet as the sports action you're gonna see on ESPN.

ESPN, Cowboys vs. Redskins, catch it!

"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."


www.esquire.com
 
2012-05-02 03:30:10 PM  

Actual Farking: Quasar: Is this one of those Richard Branson things that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable to watch?

It wasn't that bad, but she obviously wanted to bang Colbert and could hardly restrain herself.


This is exactly what I thought!! It also looked like he may have touched her boob!!
 
2012-05-02 03:31:02 PM  

Quasar: Is this one of those Richard Branson things that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable to watch?


No, it's pretty darn funny.
 
2012-05-02 03:34:46 PM  
I don't know what the hell she was on, but she was on something.
 
2012-05-02 03:34:57 PM  
Drugs.
 
2012-05-02 03:36:26 PM  

Rapmaster2000: What the hell?


This, Plus she is getting a bit wacky in her golden years.
 
2012-05-02 03:36:57 PM  

GAT_00: I think that whole thing was staged. But that was bizarre.


I don't know. It seemed like Colbert was seriously having trouble keeping her engaged in the interview and not off on some weird tangent.

The Jack White interview was obviously staged. White could barely keep a straight face during most of it.
 
2012-05-02 03:37:42 PM  
I'm not saying she is fine, but she is still attractive to me.
 
2012-05-02 03:37:49 PM  
Just saw it for the first time and had a good laugh. She seems tipsy, but funny and Colbert was totally thrown off.
 
2012-05-02 03:38:51 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Look!!! I'm still sexy at 70 rom coms. You're not sexy, you're old.


So, so much this.
 
2012-05-02 03:39:03 PM  
It was funny, but she was definitely acting like she had been backstage pounding cocktails before the interview.
 
2012-05-02 03:39:25 PM  
Did anyone else notice that TFA describes the interview as inaccurately and disingenuously as possible? Seems kinda weird, considering they had the video embedded. Perhaps the author doesn't know what laughter after a statement signifies...
 
2012-05-02 03:41:08 PM  
It was a difficult interview to watch because it felt like two conversations were going on where we only were hearing one side of the speech. Colbert clearly didn't expect things to go that way, because he had a hard time keeping a straight face. He just kept playing "yes, and..." to keep the good thing going.

All in all, a memorable and hilarious interview. But only because Diane Keaton is one of the the last people anyone would expect to pull a stunt like that.
 
2012-05-02 03:41:12 PM  

Quasar: Is this one of those Richard Branson things that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable to watch?


Almost unbearable. It was one those things I just had to pause on the DVR when watching so I could skip around due to how weird it was.
 
2012-05-02 03:43:10 PM  

e-christ: Did anyone else notice that TFA describes the interview as inaccurately and disingenuously as possible? Seems kinda weird, considering they had the video embedded. Perhaps the author doesn't know what laughter after a statement signifies...


I thought the same thing. WTF is wrong with the author of this article? I expected "horribly awkward" and got "incredibly amusing".
 
2012-05-02 03:43:11 PM  

Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart


How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*
 
2012-05-02 03:43:30 PM  

Quasar: Is this one of those Richard Branson things that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable to watch?


I'm not familiar with this. What happened with Branson?
 
2012-05-02 03:44:05 PM  

CavalierEternal: FirstNationalBastard: Do you have any idea what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like when it's been soaking in apple juice all day? Not half as sweet as the sports action you're gonna see on ESPN.

ESPN, Cowboys vs. Redskins, catch it!

"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."

[www.esquire.com image 300x400]


Loretta Swit had a bush you could hide a VCR in...

/Feelin' Kinda Patton.
 
2012-05-02 03:46:38 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*


:D

And with that, you become the first person (who I didn't already know from somewhere else before joining this site) who gets favorited.
 
2012-05-02 03:50:54 PM  

azazyel: Quasar: Is this one of those Richard Branson things that's going to be incredibly uncomfortable to watch?

No, it's pretty darn funny.


It was fun. I'll watch it again later..
 
2012-05-02 03:52:14 PM  
Wait, can she even vote in South Carolina?
 
2012-05-02 03:53:21 PM  
lol - Nice to see Colbert lose control once in a while. Its good for him. Keeps him on his toes. Diane Keaton has always been off the wall.
 
2012-05-02 03:54:10 PM  

Crackers Are a Family Food: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

:D

And with that, you become the first person (who I didn't already know from somewhere else before joining this site) who gets favorited.


So, show me where I can check out your stuff.

/if you know what I mean
//meaning I'd like to see you work
///I mean YOUR work
//// :D
 
2012-05-02 03:55:07 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*


So that's what it takes, huh?
 
2012-05-02 03:55:57 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Good, now stop making those god damn, Look!!! I'm still sexy at 70 rom coms. You're not sexy, you're old.

/goes for the rest of you farking BabyBoomers too.


I completely agree with this. I hate when news anchors talk about how beautiful some 80 year old ex-movie star is and show a photo of them in a sexy dress. They aren't beautiful anymore and that's fine. We all get old so we should show some dignity and not whore ourselves out for catcalls, years after our respective sex organs gave up. This idea that we must be sexually attractive forever is unrealistic and a little gross.
 
2012-05-02 03:58:25 PM  

verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

So that's what it takes, huh?


Not being DougieAXP is only step 1.
 
2012-05-02 03:59:44 PM  
Keaton's best role since As Good As It Gets and it's not Oscar-eligible. :(
 
2012-05-02 03:59:55 PM  
She was totally coming on to him, almost as much as Jane Fonda did!
 
2012-05-02 04:00:12 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

So that's what it takes, huh?

Not being DougieAXP is only step 1.


So we have not being Dougie (check), liking anime (sorta...), and doing dojinshi (nope).

Oh well, you're still my favorite favorited Farker anyway.
 
2012-05-02 04:03:43 PM  

e-christ: Did anyone else notice that TFA describes the interview as inaccurately and disingenuously as possible? Seems kinda weird, considering they had the video embedded. Perhaps the author doesn't know what laughter after a statement signifies...


Yes, WTF?
 
2012-05-02 04:04:26 PM  

verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: Crackers Are a Family Food: jaylectricity: I really thought she was just gonna strip down for him right there and then.

Hell, I would. But I'm female, so it wouldn't be that awkward.

/Stewart, too
//especially Stewart

How YOU doin...

*clicks your profile*

Wait, Dōjinshi? *FAVORITED*

So that's what it takes, huh?

Not being DougieAXP is only step 1.

So we have not being Dougie (check), liking anime (sorta...), and doing dojinshi (nope).

Oh well, you're still my favorite favorited Farker anyway.


Well I would have said liking anime was just a step, but especially here on Fark grown adult females liking anime (much less drawing it) is rare.

And she seems pleasent.
 
2012-05-02 04:04:55 PM  

e-christ: Did anyone else notice that TFA describes the interview as inaccurately and disingenuously as possible? Seems kinda weird, considering they had the video embedded. Perhaps the author doesn't know what laughter after a statement signifies...


Guess someone's trying to stir up controversy where there is none. "Diane Keaton acts silly during Colbert interview, fails to truly grasp the tone of Colbert's show" is a much less titillating headline than "Keaton calls Colbert a Pervert!!!1!!eleventy!"
 
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