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(Boston.com)   The bad news is that you've been caught after killing your mother and grandmother. The good news is that your mug shot will make every top 50 list for the next 10 years   (boston.com) divider line 73
    More: Strange, Saugus, Joseph Wright, Maine State Police, fugitives, food festivals, mug shots, double murder, grandmother  
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2012-05-02 01:16:17 PM
♪♫♪ I'm psycho and I know it... ♪♫♪
 
2012-05-02 01:22:56 PM
Aw, man that is terrible. I can't imagine how he could do such a thing... blood on the car... HAHA, "undershorts".
 
2012-05-02 01:33:49 PM
MY HAIR IS A BIRD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
 
2012-05-02 01:34:39 PM
That looks like a young Dave Mustaine.
 
2012-05-02 01:35:23 PM
FTFA: Wright arrived at the Canadian border in Woodstock, New Brunswick

Ah, so he figured he could hang out with the rest of us psychos up here.

:-/
 
2012-05-02 01:39:24 PM

xanadian: MY HAIR IS A BIRD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


Came for the bird hair, leaving satisfied
 
2012-05-02 01:41:22 PM

scottydoesntknow: xanadian: MY HAIR IS A BIRD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

Came for the bird hair, leaving satisfied


yeah, it's nice to know ol' Psycho McBirdhair is apparently being held about 3 miles from where I work.
 
2012-05-02 03:03:58 PM
Hey, if you're going to go full retard, you might as well traumatize some kids while you're at it.
 
2012-05-02 03:04:43 PM
"Look at the body."

"I know, his hair is so voluminous! I wonder what shampoo he uses."
 
2012-05-02 03:04:54 PM

"It's unbelievable," Bourgeois said. "I knew he had problems, anger issues, but I never thought he would do something like this."


"He then muttered something about the 'proletariat' and closed his door."
 
2012-05-02 03:04:57 PM
I smell a Fark meme a-brewin'
 
2012-05-02 03:06:30 PM
Is it me, or does this article have a lot of odd proper nouns in it? Sounds like something out of an Asimov novel:

Saugus
Breau
Melba Trahant
Aroostook County
Peter Bourgeois
John R. Ellement of the Globe Staff contributed to this report
 
2012-05-02 03:07:15 PM
www.dvdinmypants.com

PRIIIEEEEEEEST!
 
2012-05-02 03:07:19 PM
homepage.mac.com

Q&D
 
2012-05-02 03:07:27 PM
This...is what... you get... for using... my conditioner!

kaosradioaustin.org
 
2012-05-02 03:08:06 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Sounds like something out of an Asimov novel:


Or Good Omens.
 
2012-05-02 03:09:15 PM
wiggle wiggle wiggle
 
2012-05-02 03:09:21 PM
Now, I'm not sayin' it's aliens...but it's aliens.
 
2012-05-02 03:09:55 PM
He appears to have a legitimate case against ancestors and parental units.
 
2012-05-02 03:11:33 PM
Wow, you gotta have some issues if you get pulled aside going into Canada. They barely glance at your ID if you are white and don't have a POS car.
 
2012-05-02 03:11:40 PM

Diogenes: ♪♫♪ I'm psycho and I know it... ♪♫♪


♪♫♪ Think I´m psycho don´t cha´mamma... ♪♫♪

\Obscure?
 
2012-05-02 03:13:23 PM
www.operatorchan.org
 
2012-05-02 03:13:37 PM
oi50.tinypic.com

Was he digging a hole for them?
 
2012-05-02 03:14:42 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: "It's unbelievable," Bourgeois said. "I knew he had problems, anger issues, but I never thought he would do something like this."


"He then muttered something about the 'proletariat' and closed his door."


Coffee isn't very nice when its gone thru my sinuses....thank you.
 
2012-05-02 03:14:57 PM
I dunno. Ugly, ugly hair. But you should see some of the mugshots that get posted around here. This guy isn't nearly at the level of WTF as most of them.
 
2012-05-02 03:14:59 PM
And this is why I am nicknamed Slash
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-02 03:16:03 PM
[gayseal] MEEEEETH [/gayseal]
 
2012-05-02 03:16:11 PM
Yeah, subby, it's a pretty funny mugshot...
but top 50 for 10 years? I'm not feeling it.
Really, I feel kind of let down. I was expecting so much more.

/leaving disappointed.
 
2012-05-02 03:17:26 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Is it me, or does this article have a lot of odd proper nouns in it?


Believe me, the name is the least odd thing about Saugus.
 
2012-05-02 03:17:30 PM
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

/fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
 
2012-05-02 03:21:37 PM
cdn.evilbeetgossip.com

The Bart, The.
 
2012-05-02 03:22:04 PM
I dunno, the part of the article that stood out for me is how he "allegedly admitted" doing the double murder. Not that he allegedly murdered them, he allegedly ADMITTED murdering them.
 
2012-05-02 03:23:08 PM
Meth is a hell of a drug, isn't it?
 
2012-05-02 03:23:34 PM
Why would he go through Maine to get to Canada? It takes less than half as long to go through New Hampshire. I'm surprised he didn't take the time to consult his road atlas and/or GPS device. He looks like a bright lad.

/"95 north? Canada is north... this must be the way..."
 
2012-05-02 03:26:35 PM

Rufus Lee King: Looks like the long-lost Marx brother, Stabbo.


LOL +1

/ I don't use LOL lightly.
 
2012-05-02 03:28:11 PM
What do you want to bet that they find a TON of very violent, graphic video games in the house...

/society plants a seed, then gets offended when it grows
 
2012-05-02 03:29:44 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Rufus Lee King: Looks like the long-lost Marx brother, Stabbo.

LOL +1

/ I don't use LOL lightly.


LAUGHTER OL
 
2012-05-02 03:30:09 PM
That looks like my passport photo....

//Not kidding.
///Sadly.
////Seriously, though, I have beautiful hair,
 
2012-05-02 03:30:40 PM

bump: What do you want to bet that they find a TON of very violent, graphic video games in the house...

/society plants a seed, then gets offended when it grows


I know, I've been playing the GTA games since 1. I love the mayhem. But see I'm a lot smarter than this kid, I dispose of bodies where they will never be found. Video games made me do it
 
2012-05-02 03:31:36 PM
Children are such a blessing!
 
2012-05-02 03:31:40 PM
You know your life has taken a drastic wrong turn when you can't even invest the money or time to comb your hair.
 
2012-05-02 03:32:24 PM

Grandemadaca: Yeah, subby, it's a pretty funny mugshot...
but top 50 for 10 years? I'm not feeling it.
Really, I feel kind of let down. I was expecting so much more.


Yeah, after the total WTF-ness of tan lady, this is pretty lame.
 
2012-05-02 03:32:40 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-05-02 03:35:13 PM
Then there's this guy

"They also allege he beat her in the head with a hammer, punched her in the face and forced her to use a litter box."
 
2012-05-02 03:35:28 PM

tommydee: Grandemadaca: Yeah, subby, it's a pretty funny mugshot...
but top 50 for 10 years? I'm not feeling it.
Really, I feel kind of let down. I was expecting so much more.

Yeah, after the total WTF-ness of tan bog-mummy lady, this is pretty lame.


FIFY
 
2012-05-02 03:35:42 PM
CAPTAIN CAVEMAAAAAAaAAAAN!
 
2012-05-02 03:51:23 PM

Zulu_as_Kono: Smoky Dragon Dish: Is it me, or does this article have a lot of odd proper nouns in it?

Believe me, the name is the least odd thing about Saugus.


THIS
 
2012-05-02 03:52:48 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2012-05-02 03:55:33 PM
It's Redfoo with the big ass fro!
 
2012-05-02 03:57:43 PM
Let's be honest- we all knew the grandma was toast.
 
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