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(IndieWire) Weeners And now, a review of a movie that revolves entirely around penises for 75 minutes. No, not Top Gun, that one ran for 110 minutes   (blogs.indiewire.com ) divider line
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2012-05-02 01:49:29 PM  
Is it me, or does the guy with the bigger dick seem like a bigger dick, even though the old guy with a small dick was a notorious womanizer?
 
2012-05-02 01:58:31 PM  

cgraves67: Is it me, or does the guy with the bigger dick seem like a bigger dick, even though the old guy with a small dick was a notorious womanizer?


I don't know....willingly getting castrated takes balls, man.
 
2012-05-02 02:03:40 PM  

McManus_brothers: cgraves67: Is it me, or does the guy with the bigger dick seem like a bigger dick, even though the old guy with a small dick was a notorious womanizer?

I don't know....willingly getting castrated takes balls, man.


Yeah, but he wants his dick to be frickin' enshrined like a saintly relic. The old guy who farked every girl on the island just wants to give one last gift to the world after he's done using it, no other conditions.
 
2012-05-02 02:07:17 PM  

cgraves67: McManus_brothers: cgraves67: Is it me, or does the guy with the bigger dick seem like a bigger dick, even though the old guy with a small dick was a notorious womanizer?

I don't know....willingly getting castrated takes balls, man.

Yeah, but he wants his dick to be frickin' enshrined like a saintly relic. The old guy who farked every girl on the island just wants to give one last gift to the world after he's done using it, no other conditions.


The article hints that there's some obvious mental issues going on with that guy, but they don't want to spoil them and the movie apparently doesn't go into enough of his background on them.
 
2012-05-02 02:10:24 PM  
...Caligula?
 
2012-05-02 02:24:11 PM  

cgraves67: McManus_brothers: cgraves67: Is it me, or does the guy with the bigger dick seem like a bigger dick, even though the old guy with a small dick was a notorious womanizer?

I don't know....willingly getting castrated takes balls, man.

Yeah, but he wants his dick to be frickin' enshrined like a saintly relic. The old guy who farked every girl on the island just wants to give one last gift to the world after he's done using it, no other conditions.


He doesn't sound so bad. I think he just wants to be re-membered.
 
2012-05-02 02:32:16 PM  
"Meet Sigurdur Hjartarson, the founder and curator of the Icelandic Phallogical Museum". Man I'd really like to see that gift shop.
 
2012-05-02 02:33:20 PM  
Nip/Tuck has a theatrical release?
 
2012-05-02 02:33:24 PM  
Oh it wasn't a review about Watchmen?
 
2012-05-02 02:38:56 PM  
Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
 
2012-05-02 02:41:38 PM  
And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their farking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
 
2012-05-02 02:43:30 PM  
TTIWWOP
 
2012-05-02 02:46:06 PM  

bdub77: TTIW

just fine WOP

FTFM
 
2012-05-02 02:50:23 PM  
Meatspin: The Movie
 
2012-05-02 02:59:00 PM  
Images are disabled ITT? FAIL.
 
2012-05-02 03:01:28 PM  

KellyX: Oh it wasn't a review about Watchmen?


Saw Watchmen at an IMAX screen with some hood folk in the theater. The giggling and comments would not stop whenever Dr. Manhattan appeared. And the IMAX screen made it stand out a lot more than when I saw it again on cable.
 
2012-05-02 03:22:15 PM  
How does it compare to ASS?
 
2012-05-02 03:28:03 PM  
Top Gun was about beach volleyball.
 
2012-05-02 03:55:28 PM  

cgraves67: Is it me, or does the guy with the bigger dick seem like a bigger dick, even though the old guy with a small dick was a notorious womanizer?


Wasn't that the way things were in high school? That the guys with larger wangers seemed to act like the bigger dicks?

/paging Biggus Dickus!
 
2012-05-02 04:04:01 PM  
Bland doc title too. Meet The Wangs would have been better.
 
2012-05-02 04:04:50 PM  
FTFA: We'll leave you to watch the film to experience the twists yourself.


Uh, I would rather not experience any .. um .. twists of the subject matter.
 
2012-05-02 04:11:53 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: How does it compare to ASS?


Hardly.
 
2012-05-02 04:59:15 PM  

Apos: Nip/Tuck has a theatrical release?


bdub77: TTIWWOP


Here you guys go: Link

We'll just say it is NSFW to be safe
 
2012-05-02 05:51:19 PM  
There seems to be a trend in R rated movies to show dick, lots and lots of dick. Now, I'm not going nuts over this, but it would be nice to see some puss to go with the dicks.

/dick
 
2012-05-02 07:28:23 PM  

Wellon Dowd: And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their farking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.


Goodnight.

/came for this
//found the fish
 
2012-05-02 07:35:26 PM  

itsallgeek2me: He doesn't sound so bad. I think he just wants to be re-membered.



John Bobbit and his ilk winced at what you did there.
 
2012-05-02 07:37:13 PM  
And now, a review of a movie that revolves entirely around penises for 75 minutes.

Batman and Robin?
 
2012-05-02 07:54:42 PM  

bingethinker: And now, a review of a movie that revolves entirely around penises for 75 minutes.

Batman and Robin?


Fast and Furious?
 
2012-05-02 09:01:51 PM  
 
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