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(Politico)   Young Barack Obama: "Where all the white women at?"   (politico.com) divider line 153
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2012-05-02 04:14:57 PM  
Please. When you're Presidentin' While Black, the public has a RIGHT TO KNOW.

/ Did they get past second base?

// Did they ever do it with the windows open?

/// Was his thingie bigger than white guys' thingies?

//// It's a question of character.
 
2012-05-02 04:15:07 PM  

jaylectricity: Theaetetus: make me some tea:

[fist shake]

[img.anongallery.org image 550x1100]


I love that, but I can't help but think it would earn me a slap or disappointment in real life. Maybe I'm just not smooth enough to pull that off.
 
2012-05-02 04:18:48 PM  

Pro Zack: Wait... he dated a white woman?


Pretty sure a significant portion of the GOP's base think that means it's legal to lynch him now.
 
2012-05-02 04:20:08 PM  

GreenAdder: Barack Obama once put ketchup on a hot dog.


Well, I'm certainly not voting for him now.
 
2012-05-02 04:21:15 PM  
A person had previous relationships before getting married?

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-02 04:21:20 PM  
A young man of 25 struggles with romance and identity.

STOP THE FARKING PRESSES!!!
 
2012-05-02 04:26:55 PM  
When she told him that she loved him, his response was not "I love you, too" but "thank you".

He should have said "Ditto".

/Obscure?
 
2012-05-02 04:28:22 PM  
MUSTARD!! ARUGULA!! TELEPROMPTER!! WHITE WOMAN!!
 
2012-05-02 04:31:05 PM  

Rann Xerox: When she told him that she loved him, his response was not "I love you, too" but "thank you".

He should have said "Ditto".

/Obscure?


Ditto?

Ditto, you provincial putz?
 
2012-05-02 04:32:46 PM  

thurstonxhowell: hubiestubert: I guess the question is: why the f*ck is who he dated in college important?

They were white and those relationships didn't last. Michelle is black and they got married. Obviously, this means Barack Obama hates white people and Sarah Palin is automatically president.



At least until we find out about how Barack was there with Glen Rice running the train on Say-rah.
 
2012-05-02 04:33:28 PM  

qorkfiend: Rann Xerox: When she told him that she loved him, his response was not "I love you, too" but "thank you".

He should have said "Ditto".

/Obscure?

Ditto?

Ditto, you provincial putz?


Wrong movie, but I forgot about "Blazing Saddles." :-)
 
2012-05-02 04:37:18 PM  
There was hardly a black bone in his body." At some point that summer she realized that, "in his own quest to resolve his ambivalence about black and white, it became very, very clear to me that he needed to go black."

You know what they say, one you go black... your FICO score drops 250 points.
 
2012-05-02 04:40:11 PM  

kmmontandon: hubiestubert:
I guess the question is: why the f*ck is who he dated in college important?

... have you paid attention to the right-wing these past five years? They froth over what he ate once as a six year-old.


Romney dog story. Or are you that blindly partisan?
 
2012-05-02 04:40:11 PM  

kmmontandon: the right-wing these past five years? They froth over what he ate once as a six year-old.


and then complain that he is not being childish enough if he eats fancy mustard or lettuce as an adult.
 
2012-05-02 04:41:27 PM  

Pro Zack: Wait... he dated a white woman?

i.huffpost.com
Sees what you did there?
 
2012-05-02 04:41:51 PM  
Young Barack Obama: "Where all the white women at?"

Rumor has it that his mother was white.
 
2012-05-02 04:42:52 PM  

MyRandomName: kmmontandon: hubiestubert:
I guess the question is: why the f*ck is who he dated in college important?

... have you paid attention to the right-wing these past five years? They froth over what he ate once as a six year-old.

Romney dog story. Or are you that blindly partisan?


There's a difference between eating a dog (which are raised as farm animals in many areas) as a child, and putting your dog in a kennel on the roof of your car, as an adult. BSABSVR?
 
2012-05-02 04:43:08 PM  

Sgt Otter: I had this clingy goth girl tell me she loved me on the 3rd or 4th date.


Redundant statement is redundant statement is redundant.
 
2012-05-02 04:43:32 PM  

qorkfiend: Rann Xerox: When she told him that she loved him, his response was not "I love you, too" but "thank you".

He should have said "Ditto".

/Obscure?

Ditto?

Ditto, you provincial putz?


You use your mouth prettier than a $20 whore
 
2012-05-02 04:43:59 PM  

GreenAdder: Another time, he served Pepsi to his friends in Coke glasses.


There was this time his friend asked for a Coke and Obama gave him Pepsi and he didn't tell him.
 
2012-05-02 04:45:10 PM  

Sgt Otter: The My Little Pony Killer: Because People in power are Stupid: When she told him that she loved him, his response was not "I love you, too" but "thank you"

I do this. What's wrong with this? Would you rather I lie?

Seriously. I think the last time someone told me they loved me and I didn't reciprocate the feelings, I just said "uh huh."

I had this clingy goth girl tell me she loved me on the 3rd or 4th date. I think I responded with "..................................oh."


You're forgetting the important part: was she hot?
 
2012-05-02 04:45:28 PM  
I know this piece is trying to troll us by attempting to make the president look like a dick, but honestly "kind of awkward and had trouble with long-term relationships in college" doesn't exactly make him _less_ relatable as a candidate.

Oh, no, the president's life story sends a message that even if you're having trouble, if you keep at it you can eventually get on top of things and wind up with a happy family and a good job! OH NO THE HUMANITY
 
2012-05-02 04:45:54 PM  
This just in: people of mixed race have trouble with identity.

i0.kym-cdn.com

/bringing out the old memes
 
2012-05-02 04:47:02 PM  

NuttierThanEver: You use your mouth prettier than a $20 whore


shiatkicker.
 
2012-05-02 04:48:10 PM  

jst3p: There was hardly a black bone in his body." At some point that summer she realized that, "in his own quest to resolve his ambivalence about black and white, it became very, very clear to me that he needed to go black."

Y.


It's because the black "bone" was sticking outside his body! amirite?!? You know what I'm sayin' ...
 
2012-05-02 04:48:24 PM  
This sounds like bad news... For Blackbongo.
 
2012-05-02 04:49:37 PM  

hubiestubert: I guess the question is: why the f*ck is who he dated in college important? Especially when he's married, and has been married for a long while?


Part of the "He's never been vetted/he's a cypher/he sprang fully-formed from the head of George Soros/he's a secret gay" argument is "Look how weird it is that nobody can find his exes". It's a stupid non-story that will not quiet a single one of the conspiracy theorists or the Breitbart spawn, but that the media will be shamed into doing this cycle.

I imagine that Ben Shapiro will be demanding to see a description of the Obama penis by October.
 
2012-05-02 04:52:23 PM  
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2012-05-02 04:55:18 PM  

Jim_Callahan: I know this piece is trying to troll us by attempting to make the president look like a dick, but honestly "kind of awkward and had trouble with long-term relationships in college" doesn't exactly make him _less_ relatable as a candidate.

Oh, no, the president's life story sends a message that even if you're having trouble, if you keep at it you can eventually get on top of things and wind up with a happy family and a good job! OH NO THE HUMANITY


why do you think that?
 
2012-05-02 04:57:55 PM  
You know who married her first boyfriend? Sarah Palin. You know who threw his dick into god-knows-who? Barack Obama.

I just want my country back.
 
2012-05-02 05:03:17 PM  
I'm reading the reference article in Vanity Fair... Link The excerpts from Obama's letters and the diary entries from his ex are so much more interesting than the author's exegesis.
 
2012-05-02 05:06:17 PM  

BSABSVR: You know who married her first boyfriend? Sarah Palin. You know who threw his dick into god-knows-who? Barack Obama.

I just want my country back.


What are you, 80?
 
2012-05-02 05:09:27 PM  

BSABSVR: You know who married her first boyfriend? Sarah Palin. You know who threw his dick into god-knows-who? Barack Obama.

I just want my country back.


Is that supposed to be a positive thing?
 
2012-05-02 05:11:17 PM  
How dare he go through a phase as a young adult where he struggles to find his identity!
Mitt Romney's personality was chosen by a committee of America's 12 richest men years before he was born, and it's stayed exactly that way ever since!
 
2012-05-02 05:11:53 PM  
www.washingtonpost.com

Couldn't find a pic of her in flannel but I'm sure one exists.
 
2012-05-02 05:12:25 PM  

BSABSVR: You know who married her first boyfriend? Sarah Palin. You know who threw his dick into god-knows-who? Barack Obama.

I just want my country back.


OK Gramps, back to the home you go.
 
2012-05-02 05:13:32 PM  

eraser8: Because People in power are Stupid: When she told him that she loved him, his response was not "I love you, too" but "thank you"

I do this. What's wrong with this? Would you rather I lie?

I've never understood the ridiculous aura surrounding that phrase. I use it all the time. And, it really doesn't mean anything profound to me. I say it to all my friends.

I have never once agonized -- like women in rom-coms -- about whether and when to say "I love you." I have never taken any special meaning when someone said it to me. And, I've never intended any special meaning when I've said it to someone else.


sadkeanu.jpg has a sad

/seriously, though, are you serious?
 
2012-05-02 05:14:56 PM  
From the Vanity Fair article: At night's end, as Genevieve recalled that first encounter when I spoke with her decades later, they exchanged phone numbers on scraps of paper. "I'm pretty sure we had dinner maybe the Wednesday after. I think maybe he cooked me dinner. Then we went and talked in his bedroom. And then I spent the night. It all felt very inevitable."

You know what? Yuck. This is absolutely none of my business.
 
2012-05-02 05:20:57 PM  
Settle down people, if you're going to deify someone you need their complete history.
 
2012-05-02 05:24:05 PM  
Obvious this proves Obama's is history's biggest monster!!!

Why? Not sure until Rush Limbaugh tells us!
 
2012-05-02 05:25:28 PM  
Sick of hearing racists talk about "race." To classify people based on "RACE" is racist, because it has NO genetic basis. We are all Homo sapiens sapiens. Period. For the NYT to even say that Obama dated a "white" woman is ignorant and racist, literally by definition.

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2012-05-02 05:28:44 PM  

delreydaddio: For the NYT to even say that Obama dated a "white" woman is ignorant and racist, literally by definition.

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Sorry. Politico. Whatever. You get the point.
 
2012-05-02 05:29:29 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Cagey B: We get it, he's black blah.
a government negotiator
FTFY


FTFYT
 
2012-05-02 05:31:25 PM  

jst3p: BSABSVR: You know who married her first boyfriend? Sarah Palin. You know who threw his dick into god-knows-who? Barack Obama.

I just want my country back.

Is that supposed to be a positive thing?


It probably was for Glen Rice.
 
2012-05-02 05:31:55 PM  

delreydaddio: Sick of hearing racists talk about "race." To classify people based on "RACE" is racist, because it has NO genetic basis. We are all Homo sapiens sapiens. Period. For the NYT to even say that Obama dated a "white" woman is ignorant and racist, literally by definition.


Sentence 1: ok, whatever. Sentence 2: False syllogism. Sentence 3: Tautology. Sentence 4: Menses. Sentence 5: Wrong in like 4 different ways.
 
2012-05-02 05:33:26 PM  
The important thing to remember is that this is not racist. There is not even the slightest, tiniest, most microscopic element of racism in any of the opposition to Obama, and anyone who even hints that there might be is a racist.
 
2012-05-02 05:37:10 PM  

jso2897: The important thing to remember is that this is not racist. There is not even the slightest, tiniest, most microscopic element of racism in any of the opposition to Obama, and anyone who even hints that there might be is a racist.


what is racist? TFA?
 
2012-05-02 05:40:09 PM  
Wait.... I thought no one remembered him from when he was in college? I mean, LITERALLY NO ONE!
 
2012-05-02 05:43:33 PM  

skullkrusher: jso2897: The important thing to remember is that this is not racist. There is not even the slightest, tiniest, most microscopic element of racism in any of the opposition to Obama, and anyone who even hints that there might be is a racist.

what is racist? TFA?


Apparently we aren't even allowed to speak the great one's name anymore. Do people really think this is some kind of attack on he-who-can't-be-named?
 
2012-05-02 05:45:31 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Wait.... I thought no one remembered him from when he was in college? I mean, LITERALLY NO ONE!


Today's an even day. Wait for tomorrow.
 
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