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(KHOU Houston)   Suspect in the act of robbing adult video store caught by police before he can get off a shot   (khou.com) divider line 15
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Sock Ruh Tease
2012-05-02 01:57:12 PM
I wasn't aware adult video stores even had money to rob.
 
Farty McPooPants
2012-05-02 01:57:15 PM
Badump!
 
tasteless
2012-05-02 01:57:26 PM
An adult store named Houston 420? Sounds like a head shop with an adult room. Classic percentage store.
 
skinink
2012-05-02 01:58:07 PM
Raising Arizona's Penis?
 
publikenemy
2012-05-02 01:59:00 PM
Did he get off a money shot?
 
Fuggin Bizzy
2012-05-02 01:59:39 PM
"shiat. Cops! I know, I'll point my shotgun at them to let them know I'm serious and dangerous, but I won't shoot immediately so they have time to weigh the...OW! You farking shot me, you assho...OW!..."

/"If you need to shoot, shoot - don't talk." -Tuco, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
//Fail tag appropriate.
 
blatz514 [TotalFark]
2012-05-02 02:04:08 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: "shiat. Cops! I know, I'll point my shotgun at them to let them know I'm serious and dangerous, but I won't shoot immediately so they have time to weigh the...OW! You farking shot me, you assho...OW!..."

/"If you need to shoot, shoot - don't talk." -Tuco, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
//Fail tag appropriate.

Maybe he didn't pump his "shotgun."
 
cgraves67
2012-05-02 02:06:57 PM
At least he didn't shoot prematurely. That's always embarrassing.
 
reillan
2012-05-02 02:09:52 PM
niiiiiice, subby.
 
Strategeryz0r
2012-05-02 02:20:02 PM
*golf clap*

Well played subby.... Well played.
 
monoski
2012-05-02 02:21:27 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: I wasn't aware adult video stores even had money to rob.

Maybe he was stealing an inflatable sheep.
 
JackieRabbit
2012-05-02 02:54:42 PM
All the wanted to take was the spooge mop.
 
Nickster79 [TotalFark]
2012-05-02 04:13:12 PM
After reading that (great) headline, all I could think about was Dave Chapelle's routine where he "dodged that shiat like the matrix."
 
Big_Fat_Liar
2012-05-02 05:22:49 PM
much more descriptive link

Giving subby benefit of doubt and guessing this was the most detailed story available at the time of submission...
 
StoPPeRmobile
2012-05-02 07:07:19 PM
Sniff
 
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