Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(LA Times Photos)   Caption this free offer   (latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com) divider line 23
    More: Caption, Contests  
•       •       •

3961 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2012 at 9:46 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



23 Comments   (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Votes

Archived thread

Skipped 20 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this
 
2012-05-02 09:47:32 PM  
No hugs for you.
 
2012-05-02 09:51:08 PM  
Girl (thinking): please don't touch me please don't touch me please don't touch me please don't touch me
 
2012-05-02 09:52:15 PM  
Bill Nye the Science Guy is really rebounding from his divorce badly.
 
2012-05-02 09:52:59 PM  
"I'm sorry but I'm dyslexic. I thought it said 'Free tugs'."
 
2012-05-02 09:54:12 PM  
I'm working this side of the street, sister.
 
2012-05-02 09:59:02 PM  
Tell me sister: have you been hugged... by Jesus?
 
2012-05-02 10:16:55 PM  
Who is "Hugs" and why was he locked up?
 
2012-05-02 10:22:53 PM  
"Sorry, little girly. My breath jus' bleached the purple offa one side o' yer head."
 
2012-05-02 10:35:10 PM  
"Get a life morans!"
 
2012-05-02 10:52:03 PM  
"Protesters just south of the World's Largest Breasttm seemed disorganized, with some offering Free Hugs. While Jesus Freakstm tried to keep the protest against the Breast on-message, others just stared at it or took pictures with their cell phones."
 
2012-05-02 10:57:48 PM  
Occupy My Balls
 
2012-05-02 11:13:43 PM  
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go,

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo

/i really like doo
 
2012-05-03 12:26:34 AM  
Hello Miss.
>Hello sir.
Can I get a free hug?
>The thing is...I can see that Jesus already loves you and I really doubt a hug is much compared with His love.
 
2012-05-03 12:27:15 AM  
Girl: The person giving the hugs can be found riiiiight over theeeerrrre. Thank you buh-bye!
 
2012-05-03 12:27:19 AM  
Hello Miss.
>Hello sir.
Can I get a free hug?
>The other side says "For people who shower." Sorry.
 
2012-05-03 01:50:42 AM  
"So things didn't work out so well for you in Columbia?"
 
2012-05-03 02:54:02 AM  
No thanks, I'm trying to cut down.
 
2012-05-03 04:19:50 AM  
FREE
HUGS

♥ "Free" indicates the initial cost of the first hug only. Subsequent hugs, or hugs lasting longer than two (2) seconds, will be charged on an increasing and exponential scale. Offer is not a guarantee of protection against settlements resulting from sexual harassment lawsuits. Void where prohibited by law. Your mileage may vary. Demonstration only. Professional stunt hugger on a closed course, do not attempt.
 
2012-05-03 04:56:24 AM  
Are you a Boa Constrictor?
 
Skr
2012-05-03 06:00:20 AM  
"It doesn't say 'From Me'. Steve over there is handling the requests."
 
2012-05-03 08:41:16 AM  
*

*Free Hug offer not valid in Tennessee, Kentucky. Free hugs may be substituted with a stand punch to the groin whenever appropriate or whimmed. A Free Hugs will include blocked boob maneuver when appropriate or whimmed. Free Hug is described as follows: Friendly embrace, no ass grab, no side boob slip, no bra feel. Additional fees will apply for any of the aforementioned. Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone including the smelly, sweaty, ugly, or any combination thereof.

Offer void in Alaska and Hawaii (aka the Freak States)
 
2012-05-03 08:42:51 AM  
It's supposed to say "Please Help Me. I'm Blind". What does it say?
 
2012-05-03 11:20:41 AM  
I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that haircut.

sign should say "need jugs"
 
Skipped 20 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this

Displayed 23 of 23 comments

View Voting Results: Votes


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report