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patient957		2012-05-02 09:47:32 PM

No hugs for you.

Third_Uncle_Eno		2012-05-02 09:51:08 PM

Girl (thinking): please don't touch me please don't touch me please don't touch me please don't touch me

Balchinian		2012-05-02 09:52:15 PM

Bill Nye the Science Guy is really rebounding from his divorce badly.

skinink		2012-05-02 09:52:59 PM

"I'm sorry but I'm dyslexic. I thought it said 'Free tugs'."

6655321		2012-05-02 09:54:12 PM

I'm working this side of the street, sister.

StRalphTheLiar		2012-05-02 09:59:02 PM

Tell me sister: have you been hugged... by Jesus?

Veritas		2012-05-02 10:16:55 PM

Who is "Hugs" and why was he locked up?

EdgeRunner		2012-05-02 10:22:53 PM

"Sorry, little girly. My breath jus' bleached the purple offa one side o' yer head."

slimfast		2012-05-02 10:35:10 PM

"Get a life morans!"

Two_Noodles		2012-05-02 10:52:03 PM

"Protesters just south of the World's Largest Breast^tm seemed disorganized, with some offering Free Hugs. While Jesus Freaks^tm tried to keep the protest against the Breast on-message, others just stared at it or took pictures with their cell phones."

sharkbeagle		2012-05-02 10:57:48 PM

Occupy My Balls

Local_User		2012-05-02 11:13:43 PM

She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go,

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo

_{/i really like doo}

paswa17		2012-05-03 12:26:34 AM

Hello Miss.
>Hello sir.
Can I get a free hug?
>The thing is...I can see that Jesus already loves you and I really doubt a hug is much compared with His love.

XplodedSynapses		2012-05-03 12:27:15 AM

Girl: The person giving the hugs can be found riiiiight over theeeerrrre. Thank you buh-bye!

paswa17		2012-05-03 12:27:19 AM

Hello Miss.
>Hello sir.
Can I get a free hug?
>The other side says "For people who shower." Sorry.

organs in mains		2012-05-03 01:50:42 AM

"So things didn't work out so well for you in Columbia?"

TommyymmoT		2012-05-03 02:54:02 AM

No thanks, I'm trying to cut down.

Precision Boobery		2012-05-03 04:19:50 AM

FREE^♥
HUGS

^{_{♥ "Free" indicates the initial cost of the first hug only. Subsequent hugs, or hugs lasting longer than two (2) seconds, will be charged on an increasing and exponential scale. Offer is not a guarantee of protection against settlements resulting from sexual harassment lawsuits. Void where prohibited by law. Your mileage may vary. Demonstration only. Professional stunt hugger on a closed course, do not attempt.}}

TommyymmoT		2012-05-03 04:56:24 AM

Are you a Boa Constrictor?

Skr		2012-05-03 06:00:20 AM

"It doesn't say 'From Me'. Steve over there is handling the requests."

Harry Freakstorm		2012-05-03 08:41:16 AM

*

*Free Hug offer not valid in Tennessee, Kentucky. Free hugs may be substituted with a stand punch to the groin whenever appropriate or whimmed. A Free Hugs will include blocked boob maneuver when appropriate or whimmed. Free Hug is described as follows: Friendly embrace, no ass grab, no side boob slip, no bra feel. Additional fees will apply for any of the aforementioned. Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone including the smelly, sweaty, ugly, or any combination thereof.

Offer void in Alaska and Hawaii (aka the Freak States)