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(Daily Mail)   Ever wanted to get into bed with identical twins? Well this guy married them (and their cousin). Polygamy rocks   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2012-05-02 01:27:16 PM  
6 votes:

Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.


Yup.

1) How many of his sons will be disowned or shunned after they turn 18?
2) How many of his daughters are already betrothed to 40-somethings.
3) How many of his daughters has he already deflowered?

I'm not saying polygamy is always bad. I've just observed that it usually is.
2012-05-02 01:24:42 PM  
4 votes:

H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.


Sorry, the answer we were looking for is 8. 8 kids on average. Not 6.
2012-05-02 01:29:00 PM  
3 votes:
This is what the world would look like if left to natural law. A few rich guys at the top would have everything. Monogamy laws actually protect the interests of the majority of men. Without them, there would be incredible levels of violence, as the majority of men would have no access to women and therefore nothing better to do than spend all day eating and lifting weights and murdering the competition.
2012-05-02 01:26:18 PM  
3 votes:
If they are all consenting adults who gives a shiat
2012-05-02 01:25:03 PM  
3 votes:
I'm slightly confused. From what I'm told by my wife who watches that show on TLC or Bravo or w/e, they don't get into funky 3-somes. He just cruses from bed to bed.

So that being the case, why would you get two women that look the same? I would think if you're going that route, get a little variety.
2012-05-02 01:22:06 PM  
3 votes:
24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.
2012-05-02 01:19:26 PM  
3 votes:
Welcome to Romney's America.
2012-05-02 02:59:22 PM  
2 votes:

ph0rk: dj_spanmaster: Not quite, but polyamory, perhaps.

I think that in reality polyamory has about as much chance of "working" as a commune does. That is: not much.

/And for the same reasons.


Pardon me, sir, but your ignorance is showing. You might want to educate yourself before making such a statement.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship, and have been for going on 3.5 years. I love my GF absolutely, she loves me. She also loves her husband, who has become a great friend of mine, too. We've all talked about moving in together as a matter of fact (though the idea is often, only somewhat jokingly, batted around about me and him having our own place so there can be a "man cave"). Her husband also has a GF, and she's also a very near and dear friend of mine.

While I was married in a mono relationship for 10 years, and have had several mono relationships, I've also had a few poly, one where my GF was bi and she had a GF (ye gods was that fun...).

Certainly polyamorous relationships or polygamy isn't for everyone. There's got to be trust, there's got to be understanding, and it has to be (IMO) a conscious, informed decision. Just like ANY sort of relationship, if honesty isn't present, of course polyamory won't work. I don't date anyone else right now, but that might change. Hell, GF is welcome to have another BF as long as her husband and I don't think he's a schmuck. The fact is it's quite common, and the fact is not only is it common, but there are people who have long term, loving relationships with more than one person.

A couple I know who have been poly their entire marriage was interviewed by a newspaper. The reporter, a classic hack, attempted to bait them with a number of questions that completely failed to get the desired "shocker" article he was trying to write; These were hedonistic sex fiends. At one point, he talked to their then 18yo son and asked "Isn't it weird that your parents live this way? Don't you notice the difference between them and normal relationships?" Not missing a beat, the kid replied "Yeah. My parents are still married while all my friends parents are divorced."
2012-05-02 02:17:25 PM  
2 votes:

mitchcumstein1: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x403]

There are at least two serial killers in this picture, can you spot them?


oi50.tinypic.com
2012-05-02 01:49:11 PM  
2 votes:

pute kisses like a man: also, it complicates legal relationships. marriage already makes stuff complicated between two people... but, how should polygamy work? with community property, is half the husband's and half split between the wives (I think this is not fair, but if you're talking about polygamy, you're probably not talking to a group of people who have women's rights on the forefront of their mind). is it split equally? who inherits whose shares? etc. furthermore, co-ownership is generally frowned upon since it locks property away from commerce...


The easy way would be to deal with equal shares.

It's not that much harder to math out 1/4th of an estate to the one spouse that divorced the others, than it is to divide 50/50. Nor are custody issues a problem; everyone involved is a parent, divide it up. That would mean equal custody would, with one spouse leaving a 4-person marriage, end up with three weeks at the collective home and 1 week with the spouse who left. Easy.


but, the biggest reason, those in power think it's gross. personally, i think polygamy will be the next big civil rights issue after gay marriage is allowed. (give it 20-40 years).

/ I think polygamy is dumb and borderline immoral... but I don't care if it were legal. as long as you could make sure that those involved are consenting to the relationship.


I would have zero issues with polygamy, IF it were egalitarian. Women able to have multiple husbands as easily as men having multiple wives, two couples getting cross-married, etc. The consent issue is thorny, but that same issue exists with "normal" marriages too; it's basically a separate (but not irrelevant or ignorable) issue. I'm not sure I'd ever want to get into it, but I don't see why other people who want it shouldn't have the option.

And I don't think the Mormon community is egalitarian one bit. Nor am I Mormon. I'm not trying to justify their crap, just making an esoteric point. Polygamy in practice has almost always meant polygyny, and has basically amounted to marginalization of women. That's heinous, and shouldn't be allowed.
2012-05-02 01:39:00 PM  
2 votes:

wraithmare: A large number of births in those little FLDS towns are born with defects that cause the children to basically be put in basket for the rest of their lives and cared for 24/7. Lots of health insurance fraud as they get the state to pay for all of their inbred offspring. I think only three or four founding families started the gene pool back in the 1800s and it hasn't changed.


don't forget, only one of the ladies is his legal wife, so all the others are single women with children (and probably no job), cashing in on that welfare check.
2012-05-02 01:37:23 PM  
2 votes:
Not "Romney's" world. Different church. If you married more than one person in the LDS church, you get excommunicated. "mormon" wedding in your home? Sorry. "mormon" wedding is in the temple. Not allowed in if you aren't a member of the LDS church. The bishop can do a civil union, but if the guy was married in Utah, or any of the other 50 states, marrying more than one wife is also illegal. If the guy is a member of some off shoot, whatever, but it isn't the same church. Polygamy hasn't been allowed in the LDS church for over 100 years. This is as officially "mormon" as marrying a goat.

//welcome to the stereotype and ignorance
//do you feel the bliss?
2012-05-02 01:33:19 PM  
2 votes:

Strategeryz0r: John Napkintosh: Why is polygamy illegal again?

Because dashing, good looking, well off men would inevitably have 30+ insanely hot wives.

Leaving the rest of us with the fatties.


also, it complicates legal relationships. marriage already makes stuff complicated between two people... but, how should polygamy work? with community property, is half the husband's and half split between the wives (I think this is not fair, but if you're talking about polygamy, you're probably not talking to a group of people who have women's rights on the forefront of their mind). is it split equally? who inherits whose shares? etc. furthermore, co-ownership is generally frowned upon since it locks property away from commerce...

but, the biggest reason, those in power think it's gross. personally, i think polygamy will be the next big civil rights issue after gay marriage is allowed. (give it 20-40 years).

/ I think polygamy is dumb and borderline immoral... but I don't care if it were legal. as long as you could make sure that those involved are consenting to the relationship.
2012-05-02 01:32:57 PM  
2 votes:
homeboy ain't nothing to look at, so we can only assume ....
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-02 01:31:26 PM  
2 votes:

Tommy Moo: This is what the world would look like if left to natural law. A few rich guys at the top would have everything. Monogamy laws actually protect the interests of the majority of men. Without them, there would be incredible levels of violence, as the majority of men would have no access to women and therefore nothing better to do than spend all day eating and lifting weights and murdering the competition.


That's why we need to legalize prostitution.

/how often the simple solution is ignored
2012-05-02 01:29:56 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

LIKE A BOSS.
2012-05-02 01:24:10 PM  
2 votes:
I have a husband and a wife (obviously not legally) and it has nothing to to with religion.

FYI: three to a bed = lousy nights sleep! We rotate as well.
2012-05-02 01:22:18 PM  
2 votes:
"They each have their own bedroom, and Joe alternates between the three rooms each evening."

That takes all the fun out of being with twins right there.
2012-05-02 01:21:16 PM  
2 votes:
You know, neither of them are all that bad looking. I say polygamy does win this time.
2012-05-02 01:20:43 PM  
2 votes:

Fano: Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.

Who has two thumbs and loves simultanous blowjobs from twins? *This Guy*!


Yeah, that would go a long way to making up for any extra nagging that might occur.
2012-05-02 01:20:37 PM  
2 votes:
TFA says that he rotates which one of the 3 wives he sleeps with each night. What's the point of having the twin fantasy if you don't sleep with them together. I've never really been much into the twin fantasy myself but I always thought that the whole idea was having both twins at the same time.

/Realize that the guy probably didn't just do it for the twin fantasy
//Still thinks he oughta be coaching them into sharing a bed
2012-05-02 01:06:37 PM  
2 votes:
That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.
2012-05-03 12:38:24 PM  
1 votes:

frepnog: men that are unattractive physically have seen that looks don't mean much if they can make up for it in other areas. women on the other hand know that their value is often tied to how they physically look. double standard i suppose, but accurate. this means that there will ALWAYS be women that NO ONE wants and men that can't get ahead because they either have no better earning potential or are just so short-changed genetically that there is no hope.

at least the men can buy hookers. the women tend to either go lesbian or die bitter and alone in their hoard with their cats.


And that's the tragedy. Short-changed men with no better earning potential and fat/ugly women each decide that being alone actually is better than being with someone who's as low on the mating totem pole as they are.

In the case of the women rejecting the men, it's because the men's undesirability has to do with what a pain in the ass it is to take care of them and pick up after them.

In the case of the men rejecting the women, a lot of these women aren't just fat or ugly, they're crazy, clingy, and needy. Their undesirability has to do with the difficulty of a man who can't cope with life, himself, well enough to hold down a decent job (has poor social, communication, and coping skills) also not being able to manage or cope with living with a crazy, clingy, needy chick.

I know in the case of the women we're talking about people just barely short of being institutionalized. The crazy lady with the hoard and the cats is usually on disability because she's crazy, and it's cheaper to leave her in her hoard and send her a monthly check for her Cheerios and cat food than to stick her in an institution.

You say at least the men can buy hookers. I guess I'd counter that the women can buy a hitachi to address one need, a rubber grippy thing to open jar lids, and a cat or two for warmth, snuggles, to lay on the couch and make grumbling noises, wander into the kitchen and whine for food, and make smelly messes to be cleaned up after. And the cat doesn't drop dirty socks and underwear on the bedroom floor.

It is, of course, not the same. But neither is a hooker.

As to switching away from stick shift, well, that's an option, too. I think it's less a matter of "going lesbian" than "going bi" and they just happen to find a girlfriend they click with, instead of a boyfriend, and they're old enough not to care anymore what anybody thinks.

But yes, there are women who have tragic enough experiences with men that they just give up on the whole lot of you. Usually there's some kind of post-traumatic reaction going on there. Whether that's to sexual assault or to some particularly cruel and uncalled for bullying about their appearance, it happens.

Not that misandry is justified, mind you. Men are half the human race and most of you are decent people, just like most of us. Just--trauma damages people. People at the bottom of the pile are frequently damaged.
2012-05-03 10:26:26 AM  
1 votes:

canyoneer: Jesus Farking Christ: Only one picture of hot twins in a thread which practically sucks your cock for them. There is literally no one on Fark I don't hate right now.

Here's a picture of a random girl at Lake Powell drinking Tecates, in the horrible repressive police state called Utah. Better?

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x375]


I hope they clean their trash and fix that pit...leave no trace.
2012-05-02 10:39:40 PM  
1 votes:
Sonja: "Father, Boris is trying to commit suicide.Last week he contemplated killing himself by inhaling next to an Armenian."

Old priest: Tell Boris this. I have lived many years and, after many trials and tribulations, I have come to the conclusion that the best thing is...

Sonja: Yes?

Old priest: .blonde, -year-old girls.

Sonja: Father!

Old priest: Two of them, whenever possible.

scottbrothers.files.wordpress.com
2012-05-02 07:42:23 PM  
1 votes:
Hmmmmmmm, let's see:

Two gays want to get married-----just an alternative lifestyle, nothing wrong with that;

One straight wants to marry three women--------- OMFG! Lock up the children, incest and child molesting and David Koresh all over again!

Double standard as usual?
2012-05-02 07:16:16 PM  
1 votes:

Morpheses: canyoneer: Morpheses: In other words: STOP NOT LIKING THE THINGS THAT I LIKE!!! Face it dude... some people just don't like Utah. Even people who live here, like me. The mountains are nice, but the people and the laws suck so much ass that it's not even funny anymore.

What are you doing there? if you hate it so much, why don't you move? Are you a masochist?

Eh, for me, SLC is irrelevant. I like the canyon country, and there's no other place on Earth with the sheer density and intensity of incredible landscapes as Southern Utah. So I spend quite a bit of time there. I have never been hassled by anyone over anything in Utah. But I'm at peace with the world, and the assholes in Utah don't bother me any more than the assholes in California, or anywhere else for that matter. Assholes are assholes, no matter their particular brand of assholery, and they are everywhere.

Oh, the old Mormon apologist "If you don't like it, leave" derp. Ok, are you gonna get me a job in another state in a down economy? Or buy my house? Please. That is so much crap.

Southern Utah rocks, and frankly, Northern Utah rocks too... for the rocks. The people are ALL assholes. I know what you're saying about the landscape. You obviously have never really lived in Mormonville... Southern Utah ain't it.


But they DO like it, so why.should they change to accomodate you?

And back in the day they.didnt like it and did leave, we followed.them.
2012-05-02 06:38:22 PM  
1 votes:

phaseolus: SDRR: Tommy Moo: This is what the world would look like if left to natural law. A few rich guys at the top would have everything. Monogamy laws actually protect the interests of the majority of men. Without them, there would be incredible levels of violence, as the majority of men would have no access to women and therefore nothing better to do than spend all day eating and lifting weights and murdering the competition.

Your premise is wrong as it assumes people in relationships don't cheat.

That's only one way it's wrong.

He assumes that the "natural order" will always sort itself out according to the wishes of power-hungry sociopathic dickheads.

He assumes that no women would have anything to say about that social order, every one of them being either a.) submissive Stepford wives who would capitulate to it without a struggle, or b.) would be powerless and incapable of pushing back.

Or to widen the scope, he assumes that humans, male and female both, wouldn't create social orders that would keep things like this from happening. You know, kind of like has been the norm throughout much of recorded history.

Hell, he assumes that this "natural law" thing of his actually exists and there's no significant difference between Homo sapiens and Chimpanzees.

/Or, yeah, he might be trollin'.


You're funny. You imagine that humans aren't members of the animal kingdom? Your views lead me to believe you are a theist.

In a society with relative resource parity, yes, women will sort themselves out among men with a thin distribution. However, in a society where 10% of the population possesses 90% of all wealth (such as the United States), then it becomes evolutionarily advantageous for women to stack up on the haves. Even sharing his resources with his competing partners, a woman's offspring is more likely to survive with a rich man than with the full attention of a poor man. I didn't invent this theory; it is well established sociology/genetics.
2012-05-02 05:40:08 PM  
1 votes:
Those are banjo-picking levels of genetic overlap. All the kids are whole or half siblings to one another, AND the kids of the twin moms are siblings to each other, since their moms' DNA is so similar, AND the children of their cousin are second cousins to the others. So each kid in that family has a sibling, a half-sibling, and a second cousin.

"Ew, Cletus, my parents are watching!"
"It's OK, Brandine, they's my parents, too."
2012-05-02 05:22:45 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-02 04:50:43 PM  
1 votes:
To answer some of your questions:

We didn't even know our "situation" had a name (polyamory) until about a year or so ago.
Its a dynamic that works well for us as a trio. Its really a loving relationship with day to day regular ol' life shiat, not just crazy orgies. Sometimes all three of us participate in sexual activities, sometimes just two of us.........just like any other relationship it depends on who is in the mood......or not in the mood. We have no children and do not want any. We are in our late thirties, early forties.........hold great jobs and participate in activities as a family. Everyone knows the deal and seem comfortable with it as it has been quite some time.
2012-05-02 04:39:01 PM  
1 votes:

TWX: joyride75: Oh, so I can hear three times the nagging? No thanks.

HARCOURT!!!

/better not be obscure


Nope.

www.sherylfranklin.com
TWX
2012-05-02 04:24:59 PM  
1 votes:

joyride75: Oh, so I can hear three times the nagging? No thanks.


HARCOURT!!!

/better not be obscure
2012-05-02 04:05:25 PM  
1 votes:
Really, I'm the first to say that the one on the left looks like Amanda Tapping in Sanctuary/SG-1?
img.photobucket.com
(hotlinked)

Another
2012-05-02 03:59:40 PM  
1 votes:
An entire religion that exists merely to provide justification for a man to bang more than one woman at a time.
2012-05-02 03:53:42 PM  
1 votes:

Morpheses: canyoneer: Morpheses: Oh, so it's totally cool for them to try and establish a theocracy? You know, instead of following the Constitution of the country they supposedly belong to? Ok, now I know you're trolling. Must be why I favorited you.

I'll have to tell you in all sincerity that I find most of this to be rank paranoia. I've lived out here all my life (the Four Corners States and a short stint in Nevada), and I've been regaled with dark mutterings about the Mormon Menace the whole time. So far, the Mormons have still not managed to "establish a theocracy," probably because they are bound by the same Constitution as the rest of us. Sure, they're pushy, and they manage to cling to some of their Mrs. Grundy rules in Utah, but those are eroding. They're being swamped, even in Utah, by the growing American demographic: Central American hispanics. This business about them "taking over" and whatnot is much ado about nothing.

I sincerely hope you're right...

Oh, wait... there's someone at the door. Two someones. Holding some damn book again...


There are 2 responses to this that are appropriate.

1) Answer the door with your TV blaring hardcore pornography(preferably with the TV in eye shot of the door). Ensure you are dressed in nothing but a rob, and have an appropriately large erection. The sight of a man's raging boner, and women in various sexual positions will be burned into their retinas for the rest of their lives. Also, word travels fast among the LDS circles. They wont come back.

2) Invite them in your house, and calmly break down the many inconsistencies with their chosen religion. Until you have witnessed 2 previously cheery, wide eyed, LDS missionaries decry you as an agent of satan and storm out of your house crying their eyes out... You haven't lived.
2012-05-02 03:49:16 PM  
1 votes:
thechive.files.wordpress.com
2012-05-02 03:00:46 PM  
1 votes:

Feelgood9000: mitchcumstein1: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x403]

There are at least two serial killers in this picture, can you spot them?

oi50.tinypic.com


buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com
The one you circled on the right is a serial arsonist, not a serial killer.

t1.gstatic.com
The middle guy you circled is Donnie Darko.

1.bp.blogspot.com
Far-left-middle is Wednesday Addams.

myflixpix.files.wordpress.com
Below her on the far-left is Hit Girl.

images.wikia.com
Boy on the front-left is Chucky.

Basically they're all smiling because they've already killed you- you just haven't realized it yet.
2012-05-02 02:40:40 PM  
1 votes:

wraithmare: A large number of births in those little FLDS towns are born with defects that cause the children to basically be put in basket for the rest of their lives and cared for 24/7. Lots of health insurance fraud as they get the state to pay for all of their inbred offspring. I think only three or four founding families started the gene pool back in the 1800s and it hasn't changed.


Wasn't that an X-files episode? It was, called "Home."

The whole Twins thing is fine and all, but I like my HOT*HOT*HOT*MFF*Threeways to have the girls playing with each other as well as me. If they're sisters, then it's incest and that creeps me out. Sure, I know many of the Bold Swingin' Dick Farkers here will call the incest hot, but not me. Nossir, as it speaks to a whole host of other psychological stuff gone wrong with my playmates and that's just no good.
2012-05-02 02:31:54 PM  
1 votes:

canyoneer: cryinoutloud: Every time I go down that way, I notice that people in Salt Lake seem to be extremely materialistic motherfarkers. I just keep right on driving.

As opposed to other places in America, where people aren't materialistic? Like, say, Montana, where everyone meditates in the lotus position all day, won't step on an ant, and subsists from the meager offerings droppped into their rice bowls?

Pbbbbbbbbbbt.

You want materialistic? Go to the coasts where all the modest and humble liberals stab each other in the back as they scurry through their frantic rat race grubbing money 25 hours/day. Whatever. The whole world is purple. Red/blue is simplification for simpletons who need their information kept simple.


In other words: STOP NOT LIKING THE THINGS THAT I LIKE!!!

Face it dude... some people just don't like Utah. Even people who live here, like me. The mountains are nice, but the people and the laws suck so much ass that it's not even funny anymore.
2012-05-02 02:29:48 PM  
1 votes:
Late to the party, but I know this guy (and I'm getting a kick...).

He's not affiliated with the FLDS people. None of his families take anything from the govt. (welfare, food stamps, etc.). He's a devoted husband and father. He's not disowned/shuffled off any of his kids. His daughters won't marry until 18+, and when they do, it will be age-appropriate.

He does, however, expect his kids to take jobs when they're 16 in order to support the family.

He's really a pretty good guy and is a decent man. I don't agree with him religiously and politically, but I don't have any problem with him as a human. Live and let live, etc.

Oh, and remember the part in Big Love when the mother was nominate for Mother of the Year (or whatever it was)? That was inspired by what happened to his mom (and it was Joe who nominated her).

Anyway...this guy is a bit different from many that we have around here.
2012-05-02 02:28:41 PM  
1 votes:
Is it me, or are they all leaning to (their) left?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe some sort of balance disorder. You know, inbreeding isn't all that uncommon among polygamists.
2012-05-02 02:24:23 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x776]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x414]

LIKE A BOSS.

[i586.photobucket.com image 634x776]


Yes. This.
2012-05-02 02:21:53 PM  
1 votes:
His wives are all very milfy. lucky guy but what's with all the kids dude?
2012-05-02 02:10:54 PM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: that ugly SOB must be raking in a fortune with his construction company. their food bill for one week: 3 meals/day x 7 x 28 must be staggering. and cue ball looks like he can pack it away pretty good.


I thought so too, but someone pointed out that in these Mormon polygamous marriages, only one marriage is legal, the other women are technically single mothers and often get welfare for all their children.
2012-05-02 02:01:02 PM  
1 votes:
I'll parrot what others have said. 3 wives, don't care. 24 kids, not cool. How about 2 per wife?
2012-05-02 01:58:41 PM  
1 votes:

ElLoco: /married to an identical twin
//still 1 for 2 on tapping them :(


That's what you think...
2012-05-02 01:53:39 PM  
1 votes:

ph0rk: dj_spanmaster: Not quite, but polyamory, perhaps.

I think that in reality polyamory has about as much chance of "working" as a commune does. That is: not much.

/And for the same reasons.


True. But also, I'm not sold on lifelong monogamy, either - and certainly not the one-sided monogamy of polygamy. I don't think humans are intended to be committed in that way, I certainly am not. Polyamory simply embraces my nature better.
2012-05-02 01:53:02 PM  
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x776]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x414]

LIKE A BOSS.


i586.photobucket.com
2012-05-02 01:51:54 PM  
1 votes:
With any one of his three wives, I would have said she was WAY way WAY out of his league. And then there are three uber-hot, slim (after birthing 4-10 kids), fashionably dressed women... now I'm just really confused. I have a possible explanation but it's kind of crude, and I have no way to verify, so I'll just stick with being befuddled.

//For the poster who said it would work out if they got their periods at different times - yeah, not gonna happen if they live in the same house. Trust me on this one!!
2012-05-02 01:51:05 PM  
1 votes:

dkrel: Why in the hell would you want more than one wife? I only need one to tell me I need to take out the garbage or that I don't do enough around the house.


Dude, as a married guy, I hear ya and yet, somehow I would guess that with the introduction of an 'extra' wife would break that "All Your Time Is Mine" delusion that most wives have.
2012-05-02 01:42:28 PM  
1 votes:

dj_spanmaster: Not quite, but polyamory, perhaps.


I think that in reality polyamory has about as much chance of "working" as a commune does. That is: not much.

/And for the same reasons.
2012-05-02 01:41:24 PM  
1 votes:
i167.photobucket.com

Approves.
2012-05-02 01:41:17 PM  
1 votes:
Polygamy rocks.

Not quite, but polyamory, perhaps.

Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.


And this.
2012-05-02 01:40:54 PM  
1 votes:
"All around the world I find that only stupid people are breeding"
2012-05-02 01:40:02 PM  
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x403]

There are at least two serial killers in this picture, can you spot them?


Everyone in that back row has potential.
2012-05-02 01:37:08 PM  
1 votes:
This arrangement seems prohibitively expensive. Three mortgages and 24 kids? Yikes.
2012-05-02 01:37:03 PM  
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Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.


You would too if you could fark three different rather attractive women while having them know about it and not give a shiat. It would be an awkward four-some though..
2012-05-02 01:33:19 PM  
1 votes:
They are at least decently not sharp kneed and age appropiate for me.
2012-05-02 01:32:53 PM  
1 votes:
I don't have a problem with whatever legal/sexual/cohabitational arrangements willing adults want to construct.
It's just the way mormons tend to do it that squicks me out. (the religious justifications, arranged marriages, young brides, tribes of children, etc)
2012-05-02 01:31:28 PM  
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the_end_is_rear: Strategeryz0r: the_end_is_rear: Strategeryz0r: *grabs popcorn*

This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.

hahahahahahaha

Just about spit up my coffee.
"baconpop".......that is funny

[www.thinkgeek.com image 400x363]

Can't tell if sarcastic or serious. But it's real, and it's delicious.

I was serious. I did not know that stuff existed.
I learn something every day on Fark.


In that case, glad to be of service my good man! I suggest trying Baconpop, it's farking delicious.
2012-05-02 01:31:20 PM  
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Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: dkrel: Why in the hell would you want more than one wife? I only need one to tell me I need to take out the garbage or that I don't do enough around the house.

It is all I can do to handle one round of PMS. But two? Three? No thanks. You're left with two problems there. Either their cycles fail to sync up and you could actually be looking at several weeks of PMSing every month, or they do sync and you have triple the hell all in one week. Either way, no thank you.


Look fundamentalists figured this one out centuries ago. When the women folk become unclean you send them to stay in the sanctuary until they stop being unclean.
2012-05-02 01:30:03 PM  
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fawlty: H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.

Nicely done. 10/10.


Nope...I really just spaced on that. Was more focused on the Genghis Khan reference.
2012-05-02 01:29:32 PM  
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sfpfc: Timing is everything, menstruation is the key word, avoid it and he is onto a winner.


They will have all likely synched up due to the McClintock Effect. So while he's home free for most of the month, for a few days he gets a Voltron of irrational weeping and Bibles thrown at his head.
2012-05-02 01:28:57 PM  
1 votes:
"Day-yam. I reckon I'd need more than a million bucks to do two twins at the same time."

livingwithballs.com
2012-05-02 01:27:38 PM  
1 votes:

dkrel: Why in the hell would you want more than one wife? I only need one to tell me I need to take out the garbage or that I don't do enough around the house.


It is all I can do to handle one round of PMS. But two? Three? No thanks. You're left with two problems there. Either their cycles fail to sync up and you could actually be looking at several weeks of PMSing every month, or they do sync and you have triple the hell all in one week. Either way, no thank you.
2012-05-02 01:26:39 PM  
1 votes:

Strategeryz0r: the_end_is_rear: Strategeryz0r: *grabs popcorn*

This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.

hahahahahahaha

Just about spit up my coffee.
"baconpop".......that is funny

[www.thinkgeek.com image 400x363]

Can't tell if sarcastic or serious. But it's real, and it's delicious.


I was serious. I did not know that stuff existed.
I learn something every day on Fark.
2012-05-02 01:25:54 PM  
1 votes:

John Napkintosh: Why is polygamy illegal again?


Because dashing, good looking, well off men would inevitably have 30+ insanely hot wives.

Leaving the rest of us with the fatties.
2012-05-02 01:24:48 PM  
1 votes:
Why is polygamy illegal again?
2012-05-02 01:23:58 PM  
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: Strategeryz0r: *grabs popcorn*

This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.

hahahahahahaha

Just about spit up my coffee.
"baconpop".......that is funny


www.thinkgeek.com

Can't tell if sarcastic or serious. But it's real, and it's delicious.
2012-05-02 01:23:46 PM  
1 votes:

H31N0US


24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.


Hoo boy...
2012-05-02 01:23:33 PM  
1 votes:
images.fandango.com

i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-05-02 01:22:53 PM  
1 votes:

Famous Thamas: Fano: Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.

Who has two thumbs and loves simultanous blowjobs from twins? *This Guy*!

Yeah, that would go a long way to making up for any extra nagging that might occur.


Talk about sociopathic control freak. Those 3 women mean nothing to him. Guaranteed the moment one gets fat, the other two will be forced to starve her until she is thin again...or just kill her and they'll find a new, younger version to queef kids out for that douchenozzle.
2012-05-02 01:20:40 PM  
1 votes:
Why in the hell would you want more than one wife? I only need one to tell me I need to take out the garbage or that I don't do enough around the house.
2012-05-02 01:20:30 PM  
1 votes:

Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.


He has a smug smile in the old pictures. In today's pictures, he looks... tired.
2012-05-02 01:19:04 PM  
1 votes:

Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.


Who has two thumbs and loves simultanous blowjobs from twins? *This Guy*!
2012-05-02 01:18:53 PM  
1 votes:
Winning?
2012-05-02 01:18:24 PM  
1 votes:
*grabs popcorn*

This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.
2012-05-02 01:18:05 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, so I can hear three times the nagging? No thanks.
2012-05-02 01:08:46 PM  
1 votes:
The Polaskey twins Ayyye

chewyonyablog.files.wordpress.com
2012-05-02 01:04:47 PM  
1 votes:
Well, that sounds kind of inte-HOLY shiat THAT'S A LOT OF KIDS
2012-05-02 01:04:02 PM  
1 votes:
Could do worse.
 
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