theotherwhitemeat: I have a husband and a wife (obviously not legally) and it has nothing to to with religion.FYI: three to a bed = lousy nights sleep! We rotate as well.
sfpfc: Timing is everything, menstruation is the key word, avoid it and he is onto a winner.
H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.
fawlty: H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.Nicely done. 10/10.
Joafu: [images.fandango.com image 197x295][i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x780]
The sound of one hand clapping: TFA says that he rotates which one of the 3 wives he sleeps with each night. What's the point of having the twin fantasy if you don't sleep with them together. I've never really been much into the twin fantasy myself but I always thought that the whole idea was having both twins at the same time./Realize that the guy probably didn't just do it for the twin fantasy//Still thinks he oughta be coaching them into sharing a bed
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: dkrel: Why in the hell would you want more than one wife? I only need one to tell me I need to take out the garbage or that I don't do enough around the house.It is all I can do to handle one round of PMS. But two? Three? No thanks. You're left with two problems there. Either their cycles fail to sync up and you could actually be looking at several weeks of PMSing every month, or they do sync and you have triple the hell all in one week. Either way, no thank you.
Tommy Moo: This is what the world would look like if left to natural law. A few rich guys at the top would have everything. Monogamy laws actually protect the interests of the majority of men. Without them, there would be incredible levels of violence, as the majority of men would have no access to women and therefore nothing better to do than spend all day eating and lifting weights and murdering the competition.
the_end_is_rear: Strategeryz0r: the_end_is_rear: Strategeryz0r: *grabs popcorn*This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.hahahahahahahaJust about spit up my coffee."baconpop".......that is funny[www.thinkgeek.com image 400x363]Can't tell if sarcastic or serious. But it's real, and it's delicious.I was serious. I did not know that stuff existed.I learn something every day on Fark.
joyride75: Oh, so I can hear three times the nagging? No thanks.
Strategeryz0r: John Napkintosh: Why is polygamy illegal again?Because dashing, good looking, well off men would inevitably have 30+ insanely hot wives.Leaving the rest of us with the fatties.
John Napkintosh: Why is polygamy illegal again?
maverickzy: Trackball: H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.Sorry, the answer we were looking for is 8. 8 kids on average. Not 6.Stop oppressing us! Our Lord the Mathemal has taught us that 24/3 = 6. The holy scripture is infallible and our beliefs are strong.
Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.
Mock26: John Napkintosh: Why is polygamy illegal again?It upsets the christians.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x776]It looks like Big Love here is doing bigamy right.Odd that SLC doesn't go after him since their church supposedly doesn't allow it anymore.
qorkfiend: This arrangement seems prohibitively expensive. Three mortgages and 24 kids? Yikes.
wraithmare: A large number of births in those little FLDS towns are born with defects that cause the children to basically be put in basket for the rest of their lives and cared for 24/7. Lots of health insurance fraud as they get the state to pay for all of their inbred offspring. I think only three or four founding families started the gene pool back in the 1800s and it hasn't changed.
John Napkintosh: ...the majority of men would have no access to women and therefore nothing better to do than spend all day eating and lifting weights and murdering the competition.Or bettering themselves in order to better compete with the men who are getting all the women.
mitchcumstein1: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x403]There are at least two serial killers in this picture, can you spot them?
Rann Xerox: joyride75: Oh, so I can hear three times the nagging? No thanks.THIS!Anyone who has more than one spouse is not only a polygamist but a masochist as well.
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