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(Daily Mail)   Ever wanted to get into bed with identical twins? Well this guy married them (and their cousin). Polygamy rocks   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-05-02 01:04:02 PM  
Could do worse.
 
2012-05-02 01:04:47 PM  
Well, that sounds kind of inte-HOLY shiat THAT'S A LOT OF KIDS
 
2012-05-02 01:06:37 PM  
That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.
 
2012-05-02 01:08:46 PM  
The Polaskey twins Ayyye

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2012-05-02 01:17:03 PM  
Word.
 
2012-05-02 01:17:11 PM  

(and their cousin)


That's more of a Shelbyville thing.
 
2012-05-02 01:17:30 PM  
but do the rocks have a patriarchy or matriarchy?
 
2012-05-02 01:18:05 PM  
Oh, so I can hear three times the nagging? No thanks.
 
2012-05-02 01:18:24 PM  
*grabs popcorn*

This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.
 
2012-05-02 01:18:53 PM  
Winning?
 
2012-05-02 01:19:04 PM  

Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.


Who has two thumbs and loves simultanous blowjobs from twins? *This Guy*!
 
2012-05-02 01:19:20 PM  
This is bad news for Rmoney
 
2012-05-02 01:19:26 PM  
Welcome to Romney's America.
 
2012-05-02 01:20:30 PM  

Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.


He has a smug smile in the old pictures. In today's pictures, he looks... tired.
 
2012-05-02 01:20:37 PM  
TFA says that he rotates which one of the 3 wives he sleeps with each night. What's the point of having the twin fantasy if you don't sleep with them together. I've never really been much into the twin fantasy myself but I always thought that the whole idea was having both twins at the same time.

/Realize that the guy probably didn't just do it for the twin fantasy
//Still thinks he oughta be coaching them into sharing a bed
 
2012-05-02 01:20:40 PM  
Why in the hell would you want more than one wife? I only need one to tell me I need to take out the garbage or that I don't do enough around the house.
 
2012-05-02 01:20:43 PM  

Fano: Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.

Who has two thumbs and loves simultanous blowjobs from twins? *This Guy*!


Yeah, that would go a long way to making up for any extra nagging that might occur.
 
2012-05-02 01:21:16 PM  
You know, neither of them are all that bad looking. I say polygamy does win this time.
 
2012-05-02 01:21:54 PM  

Strategeryz0r: *grabs popcorn*

This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.


hahahahahahaha

Just about spit up my coffee.
"baconpop".......that is funny
 
2012-05-02 01:21:58 PM  
It is good work if you can get it. But just like everything else mormon its' a bad idea.
 
2012-05-02 01:22:04 PM  
The first part of the headline sounds promising,... then it points out that he married them.... which will negate the aforementioned 'promise'...
 
2012-05-02 01:22:05 PM  
Bedding is one thing. Marrying? That's something else.
 
2012-05-02 01:22:06 PM  
24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.
 
2012-05-02 01:22:18 PM  
"They each have their own bedroom, and Joe alternates between the three rooms each evening."

That takes all the fun out of being with twins right there.
 
2012-05-02 01:22:43 PM  
They look pretty good and they're age-appropriate for me. Too bad they're religiously and insane (yes I know that's redundant.)
 
2012-05-02 01:22:53 PM  

Famous Thamas: Fano: Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.

Who has two thumbs and loves simultanous blowjobs from twins? *This Guy*!

Yeah, that would go a long way to making up for any extra nagging that might occur.


Talk about sociopathic control freak. Those 3 women mean nothing to him. Guaranteed the moment one gets fat, the other two will be forced to starve her until she is thin again...or just kill her and they'll find a new, younger version to queef kids out for that douchenozzle.
 
2012-05-02 01:23:13 PM  
With so many having to do so much with so little, it is manifestly unfair that this guy gets three clown cars.
 
2012-05-02 01:23:29 PM  
What the hell work does this guy do to support dozens of kids?
 
2012-05-02 01:23:33 PM  
images.fandango.com

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-05-02 01:23:46 PM  

H31N0US


24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.


Hoo boy...
 
2012-05-02 01:23:58 PM  

the_end_is_rear: Strategeryz0r: *grabs popcorn*

This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.

hahahahahahaha

Just about spit up my coffee.
"baconpop".......that is funny


www.thinkgeek.com

Can't tell if sarcastic or serious. But it's real, and it's delicious.
 
2012-05-02 01:24:08 PM  
I didn't know that Karen Allen had a twin, or that she was Morman.
 
2012-05-02 01:24:10 PM  
I have a husband and a wife (obviously not legally) and it has nothing to to with religion.

FYI: three to a bed = lousy nights sleep! We rotate as well.
 
2012-05-02 01:24:26 PM  
twice the headache
 
2012-05-02 01:24:42 PM  

H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.


Sorry, the answer we were looking for is 8. 8 kids on average. Not 6.
 
2012-05-02 01:24:48 PM  
Why is polygamy illegal again?
 
2012-05-02 01:25:03 PM  
I'm slightly confused. From what I'm told by my wife who watches that show on TLC or Bravo or w/e, they don't get into funky 3-somes. He just cruses from bed to bed.

So that being the case, why would you get two women that look the same? I would think if you're going that route, get a little variety.
 
2012-05-02 01:25:16 PM  

Famous Thamas: Fano: Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.

Who has two thumbs and loves simultanous blowjobs from twins? *This Guy*!

Yeah, that would go a long way to making up for any extra nagging that might occur.


I hear digging but I don't hear chopping!
 
2012-05-02 01:25:33 PM  

H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.


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2012-05-02 01:25:38 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: H31N0US

24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.


Hoo boy...


Yeah my math sucks. 8 kids. 24/3 = 8. I guess I was in denial.
 
2012-05-02 01:25:54 PM  

John Napkintosh: Why is polygamy illegal again?


Because dashing, good looking, well off men would inevitably have 30+ insanely hot wives.

Leaving the rest of us with the fatties.
 
2012-05-02 01:26:18 PM  
If they are all consenting adults who gives a shiat
 
2012-05-02 01:26:39 PM  

Strategeryz0r: the_end_is_rear: Strategeryz0r: *grabs popcorn*

This thread could go to glorious places .Please don't disappoint me fark. Or make me waste my baconpop on this thread.

hahahahahahaha

Just about spit up my coffee.
"baconpop".......that is funny

[www.thinkgeek.com image 400x363]

Can't tell if sarcastic or serious. But it's real, and it's delicious.


I was serious. I did not know that stuff existed.
I learn something every day on Fark.
 
2012-05-02 01:26:55 PM  
Timing is everything, menstruation is the key word, avoid it and he is onto a winner.
 
2012-05-02 01:27:01 PM  
One of the wives looks a lot like Amanda Tapping.
 
2012-05-02 01:27:12 PM  

Trackball: H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.

Sorry, the answer we were looking for is 8. 8 kids on average. Not 6.


Stop oppressing us! Our Lord the Mathemal has taught us that 24/3 = 6. The holy scripture is infallible and our beliefs are strong.
 
2012-05-02 01:27:16 PM  

Jubeebee: That guy has the same smug smile in every picture in TFA.


Yup.

1) How many of his sons will be disowned or shunned after they turn 18?
2) How many of his daughters are already betrothed to 40-somethings.
3) How many of his daughters has he already deflowered?

I'm not saying polygamy is always bad. I've just observed that it usually is.
 
2012-05-02 01:27:38 PM  

dkrel: Why in the hell would you want more than one wife? I only need one to tell me I need to take out the garbage or that I don't do enough around the house.


It is all I can do to handle one round of PMS. But two? Three? No thanks. You're left with two problems there. Either their cycles fail to sync up and you could actually be looking at several weeks of PMSing every month, or they do sync and you have triple the hell all in one week. Either way, no thank you.
 
2012-05-02 01:27:40 PM  

H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.


Nicely done. 10/10.
 
2012-05-02 01:27:44 PM  

Trackball: H31N0US: 24/3 = 6. Each wife pushed out 6 kids on average.

I have no problem with polygamy per se but trying to populate the planet with your DNA is so last millennium.

Sorry, the answer we were looking for is 8. 8 kids on average. Not 6.


We were told there would be no math.....

/yada,yada,yada
 
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