Eh, it's just oral sex on a horse. At least he didn't filly her up.

Matthew Broderick does that every night.

I don't believe this. WTF? Is he practicing to get into porn or what?

Monica Mattos shrugs

It's still less nasty than Kenneth Pinyan. He died after having sex with a horse.



Of a perforated colon.

100% true.

"Hello, Wilbur."

Well..at least it wasn't a male horse, that would have been sick. And, really? Going down on a female horse? Did it at least cum?

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse".

Maybe he thought it was an inflatable horse pool toy?

Chariset: ....why?

well, they're hung like...well, horses...because their mating is very awkward. that thing NEEDS to be 2 feet long. Horses ain't exactly...oh wait..that's not what you meant.

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I will never view Ghostbusters the same again.

this sort of filly behavior will paint him for the rest of his life.

Once you go mudder, you won't want no udder.

Once you go stallion, you'll want it by the gallion.

Once you go gelding, you'll start to resemble Mr Belding.

Once you go trotter, you'll get more tail than Otter.

Once you go pony, you'll crave colt bologna.

That must have hurt his throat. I bet after he felt a big horse he felt a little hoarse.

If Matthew Broderick would have just manned up, none of this would have been necessary.

fuhfuhfuh

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse".

snort, coffee, new monitor, etc.

I am Jack's total lack of outrage. We're "enlightened" now, remember?

Did he giddy up?

Jerimiah Johnson?

a boy horse or a girl horse?

The water was cold: Did he giddy up?

Well, it was in Pennsylvania. Maybe it was in Amish territory. I'm not so sure I can blame him. Have you seen Amish women?

ihatedumbpeople: Chariset: ....why?

well, they're hung like...well, horses...because their mating is very awkward. that thing NEEDS to be 2 feet long. Horses ain't exactly...oh wait..that's not what you meant.

Buuuut, it was a female horse...

Chariset: ....why?

& at what point in one's life does this strategy begin to percolate through one's brain cells?

Um, ride 'em cowboy lickety spit?

probesport: The water was cold: Did he giddy up?

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Perfect! Thanks.

Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least it wasn't a male horse, that would have been sick. And, really? Going down on a female horse? Did it at least cum?

Couldn't he have waited until the honeymoon?

Folks are going to ride him for this for years.

Chariset: ....why?

Because women like a little foreplay?

Took the family to Medieval Times last summer. Before the big show we got to walk around and get up close to the horses. Well this big brown horse had a raging erection hanging down. I admit I'm a suburban boy and I guess I had never really seen one of those on a horse before but that farker was huge! Like a person's forearm huge! My wife and I just kept staring at it in amazement. It would shrink a little then come back strong a second later. Can't imagine getting one's mouth around that big boy.....I bet the semen count alone would knock most people to the floor...

I heard about a guy going around town blowin' chickens.
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AWESOME!

I'm getting some good LOL's out of the people who obviously have not read the article.

but first, the foalplay

Just when I thought I heard it all..........

Mr. Hands?