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(PennLive)   News: Man charged with burglary after breaking in to barn. Sick tag: He was performing oral sex on a horse   (pennlive.com) divider line 177
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2012-05-02 12:49:29 PM  

carrion_luggage: Once you go mudder, you won't want no udder.

Once you go stallion, you'll want it by the gallion.

Once you go gelding, you'll start to resemble Mr Belding.

Once you go trotter, you'll get more tail than Otter.

Once you go pony, you'll crave colt bologna.


Once you go filly, everything else just seems silly

Once you go steed, that's all you'll ever need

Once you go mustang, you'll only want horse poontang.
 
2012-05-02 12:51:27 PM  
So THAT'S where centaurs come from!
 
2012-05-02 01:09:29 PM  

maudibjr: Why was he charged with Burglary? The only thing he stole was his own dignity. Wouldn't it be trespassing?


Maybe he stole her virginity? She was probably saving it for that hot, hung black stallion a few paddocks down the road, and now she's been used and is a worthless, used slut of a mare. Sad.

/does a female horse have a clit?

All females do. It's easier to spot in a mare since when she's in heat she 'winks' by basically everting it - it's considered a sign that she's ready for breeding. If you're feeling brave, Youtube it.

/wow, I did learn something from hanging out with all those horse people in college
//other than the fact that horse people drink like fish
 
2012-05-02 01:15:50 PM  

Five Tails of Fury: /does a female horse have a clit?


I read your username as Five Tails of Furry. This is not the thread to do that in.
 
2012-05-02 01:20:55 PM  

superfudge73: carrion_luggage: Once you go mudder, you won't want no udder.

Once you go stallion, you'll want it by the gallion.

Once you go gelding, you'll start to resemble Mr Belding.

Once you go trotter, you'll get more tail than Otter.

Once you go pony, you'll crave colt bologna.

Once you go filly, everything else just seems silly

Once you go steed, that's all you'll ever need

Once you go mustang, you'll only want horse poontang.


Once you go appaloosa, you'll never be loosa.
 
2012-05-02 01:49:25 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Another Government Employee: I'm surprised he wasn't kicked through the barn wall.

That's how we know the filly consented.


This book sez otherwise:

www.theweeweb.co.uk
 
2012-05-02 01:55:45 PM  
Your all wrong. He was feeding his carrot to the horse, so it was FORCED oral sex. See if it was unforced oral sex it would have been him nibbling her labia and if she did not like it she would have kicked the crap out of him.He apparently knew where on a horses mouth you can pecker her without getting bit. Great big head job.
 
2012-05-02 01:56:29 PM  

Fano: If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in prison...


Year in college. A degree granting institution.
 
2012-05-02 02:17:03 PM  

carrion_luggage: Evil-Imposter: Ken

I believe it's referred to as a "Kentucky Slurpy".


*puts his sandwich aside - might finish it later*
 
2012-05-02 02:39:06 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: [cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com image 330x1100]


YOU BASTAAAAAARRRRD!!!!!
 
2012-05-02 03:16:56 PM  
Found a pict of the guy in question.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-02 04:03:34 PM  
Wow.Just wow.

/beating a dead meme
 
2012-05-02 04:05:52 PM  
Hey guys what's going on in this thr-

O LAWD
 
2012-05-02 04:50:07 PM  
ORAL IN THE CORRAL AIN'T MORAL!!!!!
 
2012-05-02 05:08:54 PM  
Well at least he's not a homosexual (NSFW langauge)
 
2012-05-02 05:19:49 PM  
Now, if the filly had just been serviced by a stallion and she queefed while he was eating her, would that make him a horse cock sucker by proxy?
 
2012-05-02 05:32:30 PM  

fat boy: Now, if the filly had just been serviced by a stallion and she queefed while he was eating her, would that make him a horse cock sucker by proxy?


Coen brothers did it.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-02 05:54:31 PM  

MythDragon: [images.elfwood.com image 535x700]
I'd hit it.

/Furry thread!


lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-05-02 06:04:54 PM  

M-G: You Are All Sheep: Charged with Burglary? Do you really want to get back what he was trying to steal?

Burglary is the act of entering, not theft.


Besides, he stole the horse's virtue.
 
2012-05-02 06:08:42 PM  
When I read the headline, I thought "male horse". I was a bit relieved to read that it was a female horse. But not by much. It was a whole different disturbing factor then.
 
2012-05-02 06:37:02 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Neigh means NEIGH!


I wish I could press the Funny button more than once!
 
2012-05-02 06:42:00 PM  
Ha! Perry County! I know that place!

I have family that lives in Perry County and I've been through a few times to see them. The only thing you're more likely to see than some hick banging an animal is a Rick Santorum lawn sign.

/ not kidding, that place is a stronghold of Santorum
 
2012-05-02 06:50:49 PM  
Can leave a foal taste in your mouth.
 
2012-05-02 06:56:34 PM  
i1185.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-02 07:22:51 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-02 10:05:30 PM  
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Boss: The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions. Do you have sex with horses, or with human women?

Centaur: Uh.. neither. I'm really only attracted to other Centaurs.

Boss: Okay. What if were a horse with a mask of a woman on it?

Centaur: No. I mean, would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on?

Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end?

Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly?

Boss: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it.

Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly.

Boss: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur?

Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would.

Boss: It was a horse.

Centaur: Oh, come on!

Boss: It was a horse. Deal with it.
 
2012-05-03 12:03:20 AM  
...and just like school teachers, if it was a woman sneaking into a barn, everybody would be like, that lucky pony, he'll be the envy of the stable...'
 
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