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(Townhall)   Anyone who understands economics knows that President Obama's green jobs initiative is snake oil   (townhall.com) divider line 32
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2012-05-02 10:02:49 AM
4 votes:
vernonFL: The GOP is still upset about light bulbs. Seriously.

It's not about lightbulbs. It's about freedom!

/offer not valid for women, minorities, and the poor
2012-05-02 09:09:33 AM
3 votes:
ginandbacon: Also, they will make the flying cars.

I don't want flying cars. the idiots out there have enough problems with 2 dimensions.
2012-05-02 08:47:27 AM
3 votes:
I thought Vice President Meyer was in charge of green jobs.
2012-05-02 08:43:50 AM
3 votes:
The side in favor of voodoo economics should not be accusing anyone of selling snake oil.
2012-05-02 11:28:41 AM
2 votes:
scoop.diamondgalleries.com

"Hey everybody! Now we have a story we think you'll really like."

'Let's green another townhall link to maintain the appearance of balanced politics'


4.bp.blogspot.com

"or...."

'Greenlight troll, best troll'



i2.squidoocdn.com

"Dey suspect nothing my love."

"Fearless Leader will be very pleased Boris. This infiltration is proving best way to get website hits."
2012-05-02 10:53:31 AM
2 votes:
Today, we put up with amazing intrusions in the name of environmentalism. A million petty regulations mandate surtaxes on gas, separation of garbage into multiple bins, special light bulbs, taxes on plastic bags and so on.

Yet these things are of so little ecological consequence that the Earth will never notice. For this, we must surrender our freedom?


yes, the environment was doing so well before environmental regulation. burning rivers and acid rain are all part of the natural cycle.
2012-05-02 10:48:43 AM
2 votes:
Diogenes: Statements of the form "Anyone who understands X...." should never be viewed with suspicion or scrutiny.

anyone who understands statements knows that.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-02 09:55:41 AM
2 votes:
How would someone who takes Townhall seriously have any idea what people who understand economics think?
2012-05-02 08:59:50 AM
2 votes:
Seriously, all we need to do is BUILD THE PIPELINE!!! It will create 90,000 jobs that all pay hundreds of thousands of dollars and will lower the price of gas to $1.05 per gallon. Duh.
2012-05-02 03:24:31 PM
1 votes:
Smidge204: Jeff Metts, Dowding industries.

i'm surprised he can concentrate on business at all, what with how disappoint he is with his son.
2012-05-02 01:38:40 PM
1 votes:
qorkfiend: Needlessly Complicated: Xcott: All jokes aside, this guy's argument seems to be that spending money for X will hurt competing business Y.

For example, building the Interstate highway system took business away from rail lines. And winning World War II took business away from sellers of German language audio books.

For that matter, you can say the same for businesses, not just government: Intel developed integrated circuits, and took business away from manufacturers of tubes and SSI components. A polio vaccine hurt manufacturers of crutches and kiddie-sized wheelchairs.

Stossel's logic isn't simply that this happens, but that it's bad. That it's bad to build an interstate highway system or invent an integrated circuit or create a nationwide solar smart grid or vaccinate the population, because it will hurt some existing business sector.

Ironically, this seems to be exactly the mindset he is railing against: that we should choke our economy in order to preserve an existing landscape.

It's as though there are markets for things and companies are free to sell things in those markets. And when markets change, companies are free to change things they sell....If only there were some economic concept that covered this.....

That sounds needlessly complicated.


Ahhh to have a truly free market! That would fix everything....
- freedom to pollute without controls
- freedom to bring back slavery
- freedom to not pay socialist taxes
- freedom for the peasants to revolt and string up the aristocracy
2012-05-02 12:55:32 PM
1 votes:
I like getting my snake oiled more than most men but nothing compares to the great taste of


encrypted-tbn1.google.com
2012-05-02 12:54:38 PM
1 votes:
lennavan: skullkrusher: lennavan: skullkrusher: wrong - a complaint which was not proven nor admitted is not evidence.

Hehe yeah. When one side is completely in the right, they tend to settle rather than fight it out anyways. I mean, of all people you would know this, you always just settle rather than continue on with your arguments when you think you're right, no matter how stupid or pedantic! BOOM gutshot.

You're right. Instead of paying no fines and admitting no wrong doing in a settlement they should have spent the time and money in court to pay no fines and admit no wrongdoing. I don't know why you get so angry with me. It is not my fault you are an idiot.

Good point. WalMart may have been really worried about spending time and money in court. They can't really afford a lawyer right now, it would drive them bankrupt or something. BOOM legshot.


yeah, successful companies spend money because they can afford to, not because they have to. Are you trolling yourself now?

Walmart legal counsel: We can settle the case and achieve the same results as we would have if the case proceeded.
Walmart executive: yeah, but we aren't bankrupt! We can afford to litigate!
Walmart legal counsel 1: Didn't you hear me? We can settle, pay no fines and admit no wrong doing and save ourselves the trouble of a court case
Walmart executive: SHUT UP! I went to lennavan Business School for Kids Who Don't Think Good. NO SETTLEMENT!
2012-05-02 12:30:22 PM
1 votes:
An article from Townhall?

chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
2012-05-02 11:47:53 AM
1 votes:
Friction8r: Stopped in to see whether the Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Clique was in full effect to begin this thread...leaving fulfilled.

I've noticed a lot more of you "hurr durr libs" posters on the politics tab lately. Did a bunch of you guys just start internships/volunteer with the Romney campaign doing social/online media outreach?
2012-05-02 11:39:33 AM
1 votes:
Mearen: Friction8r: Stopped in to see whether the Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Clique was in full effect to begin this thread...leaving fulfilled.

Heh, did the same thing.


Maybe you guys should fellate each other now and join in rather than being voyeurs.
2012-05-02 11:37:24 AM
1 votes:
Friction8r: Stopped in to see whether the Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Clique was in full effect to begin this thread...leaving fulfilled.

Sorry, the men's room at this airport is THAT way, Mr. Craig. ------------->
2012-05-02 11:36:46 AM
1 votes:
Friction8r: Stopped in to see whether the Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Clique was in full effect to begin this thread...leaving fulfilled.

When did you first find yourself fulfilled watching circle jerks?
2012-05-02 11:21:00 AM
1 votes:
Anyone who understands economics knows that we don't have a spare planet to move to if we damage the ecosystems and drain the resources on this one beyond short-term recovery.

But, sure, let's keep pretending we can control everything, that Resilient Private Enterprise will mitigate unpriced negative externalities without outside influence, and that the only people who make noise about little things like "water supplies" and "inhabitability" are crypto-communist hipsters who wish to condemn everyone to living in Soviet-style apartment blocks while sipping lattes and worshipping Che Guevara. Yeah. Because it's all about you, John Stossel, fark everyone else; if they were worth worrying about, they'd all be rock-ribbed job c'rators.

/headdesk
//headdesk
///headdesk
2012-05-02 11:20:06 AM
1 votes:
You can get oil from snakes?!

Kill, baby, kill! Kill, baby, kill!
2012-05-02 11:19:21 AM
1 votes:
Dancin_In_Anson: Aarontology: It's called the Ogallala Aquifer and it provides irrigation water to 30% of America's irrigated farmland. Now, you might think the risk of poisoning a third of America's farmland is worth it for the sake of a Canadian oil company's profits, but I would consider that foolish at best.

Yeah...um....about that.



"The aquifer has problems so lets not worry about farking it up even more. Also Daddy!"

Compelling argument.
2012-05-02 11:09:37 AM
1 votes:
Anyone who understands economics...

Well, we can safely ignore anything the clowns at Town Hall have to say on the subject then...
2012-05-02 11:09:00 AM
1 votes:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: But we're still going to get trickled down to, right?

Hey, we only need five more tax cuts for the hyper-wealthy before it works! Seriously this time!

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//But what else can you expect from Townhall?
2012-05-02 11:07:42 AM
1 votes:
SilentStrider: The side in favor of voodoo economics should not be accusing anyone of selling snake oil.

Done in one.
2012-05-02 10:32:23 AM
1 votes:
JerseyTim: I thought Vice President Meyer was in charge of green jobs.

She needs a shiat!
2012-05-02 09:56:27 AM
1 votes:
The GOP is still upset about light bulbs. Seriously.
2012-05-02 09:34:04 AM
1 votes:
Aarontology: So of course, we should continue to be dependent on foreign nations for our energy. and build a pipeline over the aquifer that services a third of the country and a good portion of the arable land.

Yes, because Canada and Saudi Arabia are basically equivalent as geopolitical players.

Furthermore, we are currently blessed with the pristine and untouched-by-man nature reserve that is the American midwest. It would be unspeakable to foul this fragile ecosystem by introducing dangerous and risky industrial piping
2012-05-02 09:21:00 AM
1 votes:
I will only trust Stossell on the economics of mustache wax. No further.
2012-05-02 09:11:55 AM
1 votes:
ManateeGag: ginandbacon: Also, they will make the flying cars.

I don't want flying cars. the idiots out there have enough problems with 2 dimensions.


Okay, they'll CURE CANCER!!!!
2012-05-02 09:06:35 AM
1 votes:
ginandbacon: You're slow this morning sweetness ;) Usually you beat me to the punch.

I've yet to finish my coffee.
2012-05-02 09:02:42 AM
1 votes:
Aarontology: So of course, we should continue to be dependent on foreign nations for our energy. and build a pipeline over the aquifer that services a third of the country and a good portion of the arable land.

You're slow this morning sweetness ;) Usually you beat me to the punch.
2012-05-02 08:46:37 AM
1 votes:
But we're still going to get trickled down to, right?

/still waiting
 
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