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2012-05-02 08:58:44 AM
I've had sex with a biatch, but never with a dog.
 
2012-05-02 09:18:33 AM
I dont get how this can work without the dog getting all toothy-bitey-scratchy. Even if the dog is up for it surely a human wang is bigger than a dog's one and would hurt, which would trigger the aforementioned toothy-bitey-scratchy? Unless its around the other way? Confused, but certainly not intrigued enough to google it.
 
2012-05-02 09:45:46 AM
Bestiality trifecta is in play.
 
2012-05-02 09:58:15 AM
At least he didn't have sex with his girlfriend's dead dog, in broad daylight in front of a daycare center.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-02 10:04:16 AM
They are probably great conversation starters.
 
2012-05-02 10:50:28 AM
You got Crossed.
 
2012-05-02 10:56:16 AM
WTF is wrong with people?
 
2012-05-02 10:56:55 AM
now if you thought a girl got mad when you cheated on her with her sister or her best friend.... i think it's only worse when it's her dog...
 
2012-05-02 10:57:29 AM
maybe he was drunk and couldn't tell em apart?
 
2012-05-02 10:57:59 AM
At least he didn't eat the poor thing. like some people.

/politics tab refugee
 
2012-05-02 10:58:09 AM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: WTF is wrong with people?


She was asking for it, walking around with no clothes on and going for my groin all the time.
 
2012-05-02 10:58:11 AM
Bestiality trifecta in play?
 
2012-05-02 10:58:54 AM
ruh rho raggy
 
2012-05-02 10:59:00 AM
Don't hump my leg and tell me it's training
 
2012-05-02 10:59:06 AM
that's ruff.
 
2012-05-02 11:00:10 AM

dittybopper: Bestiality trifecta is in play.


ttc2301: Bestiality trifecta in play?


You know there's some Farker out there actively researching bestiality stories in the news as we speak.
 
2012-05-02 11:00:31 AM
www.fitnessdestination.com
 
TWX
2012-05-02 11:01:31 AM
y'know, I don't think that stories like this demonstrate that the world is getting stupider. I think that, rather, the proliferation of cheap and ubiquitous camera technology like those in cell phones only make it easier for stupid people to get caught doing really stupid things.

With all else the same, it's likely that ten years ago this idiot wouldn't have gotten caught, or it wouldn't have been because of pictures.

/still disgusting
//apparently dogs like it ruff
 
2012-05-02 11:03:03 AM
I guess people can keep their weirdness secret and concealed. But I can't help but wonder if there weren't some warning signs that the girlfriend either missed or ignored.

Like the Milkbones in his underwear.
 
2012-05-02 11:03:09 AM
...and THAT'S why it's a bad idea to keep tequila in the house.
 
2012-05-02 11:03:53 AM
vernonFL: At least he didn't have sex with his girlfriend's dead dog, in broad daylight in front of a daycare center.

Best. Thread. Evar.
 
2012-05-02 11:04:08 AM
Doggie does NOT want a bone...
 
2012-05-02 11:04:27 AM
If it was a puppy would he also get a statutory rape charge?
 
2012-05-02 11:05:26 AM
Something tells me he's in some pretty shiatzu now!
 
2012-05-02 11:05:56 AM
Male dog or female? If the former, was the perp a top, bottom or versatile? In either case, did he first take said dog out for a nice steak dinner or was this a bang-and-go?
 
2012-05-02 11:06:52 AM
Yo, dog, if you're going to have sexual relations with your girlfriends, it's probably a good idea to delete the pics off your cell phone.
 
2012-05-02 11:07:23 AM
Was peanut butter used?
 
2012-05-02 11:07:26 AM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: WTF is wrong with people?


Florida.
 
2012-05-02 11:07:54 AM

JackieRabbit: Male dog or female? If the former, was the perp a top, bottom or versatile? In either case, did he first take said dog out for a nice steak dinner or was this a bang-and-go?


If it were a male dog and this guy was bottom, can you really even call it animal cruelty? There was a similar case in the town I grew up in a couple of years ago. It sounded like the dog was fairly well enjoying itself.
 
2012-05-02 11:09:08 AM
Goddamnit people ! How hard is it to delete photos? I've accidentally deleted all of my photos and they were ones that weren't photos of something illegal or embarrassing.
 
2012-05-02 11:09:17 AM
Dude had child porn on his computer, and you're all upset over the dog rape?
 
2012-05-02 11:09:37 AM
Pictures? Seriously? WTF would you want pics for? I could almost see being sick bastard enough to just say vagina is vagina no matter how nasty that is but why in the hell would you want to keep evidence? Are there actually people who think dogs are sexy?
 
2012-05-02 11:10:28 AM
Aw c'mon, throw this guy a bone. You're being too ruff on him. Without a picture, who are we to judge? Maybe his girlfriend is a dog and her dog is a hot biatch.

She should've kept him on a shorter leash if she didn't want him to stray.
 
2012-05-02 11:10:40 AM
RED ROCKET, RED ROCKET!
 
2012-05-02 11:10:49 AM
she also found some of Scooby's doo on his hoo-haw

www.balloonmaniacs.com
 
2012-05-02 11:10:49 AM
That biatch squealed on him, didn't she?
 
2012-05-02 11:10:52 AM
I guess, for some folks, a biatch is a biatch is a biatch.

/not one of those folks
 
2012-05-02 11:11:25 AM
Bow-chicka-bow-wow
 
2012-05-02 11:11:29 AM
vernonFL

At least he didn't have sex with his girlfriend's dead dog, in broad daylight in front of a daycare center.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
 
2012-05-02 11:13:13 AM
He was massively stiff, and there was a mastiff, so...

Shoulda banged a basenji, they don't blab afterwards.
 
2012-05-02 11:13:44 AM

JWideman: Dude had child porn on his computer, and you're all upset over the dog rape?


Welcome to Fark, where 99% DNRTFA
 
2012-05-02 11:14:46 AM
Woof means no.
 
2012-05-02 11:16:32 AM
I wonder what the girlfriend looks like if he had to resort to the pooch.
 
2012-05-02 11:17:27 AM
Cannot fap to this.
 
2012-05-02 11:17:44 AM

JWideman: Dude had child porn on his computer, and you're all upset over the dog rape?


People care about animals, JWideman. They're important!
 
2012-05-02 11:18:03 AM

Spoon over Marin: Cannot fap to this.


Challenge accepted!
 
2012-05-02 11:18:42 AM

wildcat2011: [www.fitnessdestination.com image 239x240]


He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?
 
2012-05-02 11:19:09 AM

BurnShrike: Spoon over Marin: Cannot fap to this.

Challenge accepted!


I'm in the college library, so this may be frowned on
 
2012-05-02 11:20:53 AM
Picky pedophiles pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Tis the peanut butter picky pedophiles pick.
 
2012-05-02 11:20:57 AM
Subby forgot the commas.
If you are going to have sexual relations with your girlfriends, dog, it's probably a good idea to delete the pics off your cell phone.
 
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