That cutout is a real good kid with a lot of heart who gives it all out there and isn't a THUG like all the other cutouts in the league.

birth of a stalker

Well, the dinner conversation will be pretty awkward...

Was anybody else hoping it was a gay guy before rtfa?

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"We didn't want her to be embarrassed," Carol Bird said.
hmmmm

On one hand, I can't believe there wasn't a single dude that didn't find her attractive enough to dance.

On the other hand, one does not simply get a life-size cut-out of Tim Tebow at the last minute, especially in casual vest and button-up. There's definitely a few ants running around her light bulb here, or however that saying goes.

ManateeGag: There's no way that girl couldn't get a date to prom.

Maybe she has "standards". What is with these hot chicks? Standards? Come on. How will any Farker ever have a chance with her?

F*cking copycat.

Sounds like there is a market for the anatomically correct Tim Tebow blow up doll that comes with a bible and a big wet vibrating licker hanging out of his mouth.

no date for her because all her guy friends had dates? unlikely. i wonder which one of her friends wants sloppy seconds at the after-party.

/she's in iowa
//heathens need not apply

Maybe she wanted more than some dumb hick that only has sex with farm animals?

At least she's not going with a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen.

The article is missing an important fact: her age. Please be 18? 24 isn't weird at 18, right?

Cardboard cutout > Tim Tebow

/oblig

This is an assault on the sacred institution of the prom. What is next? Two guys? Two girls?

Outrage!

I could see somebody cutting holes in that cutout.

The English Major: Cardboard Mike: F*cking copycat.

You've got Cardboard Tebow outclassed on personality.

At least SOMEONE remembers me...I was abandoned on the streets of Chicago. It's still hard for me to talk about it.

/oblig

I think you guys are going about this all wrong. She doesn't have high standards, just a cardboard cutout was a better date idea then any of the guys in her high school. I don't blame her. I drove by our local high school the other day and was reminded of this quote from Clueless:

"So, ok. I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean c'mon. It's like they just fell out of bed, put on some baggy pants, took their greasy hair, EW! And cover it with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't *think* so!"

I didn't realize that look was back in style.

That article is full of little gems to take out of context...

She decided Tebow was going to be her date - even if he was only a quarter-inch thick.
This is sadly the reason a lot of guys don't have dates to the prom.

Father and daughter figured they'd have dinner before prom - a final, tender moment together
Ewwwww

I thought that one of the reasons given for no same-sex prom date couples was the "disruption" they would cause.

And this didn't cause disruption?

I have to wonder--if a guy had brought a Tebow cutout, or if this girl had brought one of Beyonce, would they have been allowed in the door? And if they would have been, how farking sad is it that students can have gay dates as long as the date is cardboard, but real, in-love gay couples need not apply?

To anyone at this school who wasn't allowed to bring their date for whatever reason, it probably felt pretty shiatty that the girl was allowed to do this.

"Look, if I wanted a wife to nag my head off, Drippy, I'd order one from Russia."

Rodeodoc: She'll get more action from the cutout than real Tim.

I guess you're probably right. The cutout has a better chance of scoring with a cutie than the real one does too.