ajgeek: Motorcyclists seen in mass exodus from Florida in 3... 2... 1.
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cgraves67: They recently changed all the stoplights in our area so that they have a blinking yellow arrow to indicate when you should yield while turning left instead of a solid green light that used to indicate the same thing whereas the solid green arrow always indicates a left turn with right-of-way in both cases. I knew that my dad was getting old because the blinking yellow arrow confused him.
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thecpt: pehvbot: /hot. Like MagnumThey're not ambLiturners!
There were 382 serious crashes involving drivers 70 and older making left turns in Broward County , 207 in Palm Beach County and 559 in Miami-Dade County.
Crewmannumber6: thecpt: pehvbot: /hot. Like MagnumThey're not ambLiturners!FTFY
ransack.: cgraves67: They recently changed all the stoplights in our area so that they have a blinking yellow arrow to indicate when you should yield while turning left instead of a solid green light that used to indicate the same thing whereas the solid green arrow always indicates a left turn with right-of-way in both cases. I knew that my dad was getting old because the blinking yellow arrow confused him.that would confuse me too, doesn't a solid green mean you are supposed to yield if you are turning left anyway? why do we need another symbol that means the exact same thing?
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Just getting this out of the way: UPS Deliveries make right turns only
Frantic Freddie: a motorcyclist who expertly laid it down
Subliterati: I love my mum but I had to bite my tongue until it bled so I wouldn't tell her to stay the fark off the road now in that case.
bionicjoe: My biggest gripe with FL drivers (and no, not the old retirees that moved there) are the natives that have no concept of fast & slow lanes. There are few 3-lane portions of I-75 in SW Florida, so driving over 65mph means weaving around 55mph cars in the damn fast lane.This is worse than dumbass mid-westerners that don't seem to understand that the middle lane is not the slow lane, especially if you are towing something.Looking at you Buckeyes & Hoosiers.
Frantic Freddie: geekbikerskumFrantic Freddie: a motorcyclist who expertly laid it downThat does not compute.How does that not compute? He laid it down to avoid smashing into the car or being run over,I was impressed with the guy's skill & reflexes.
Captain_Ballbeard: Old has nothing to do with the inability to make left hand turns. After decades of sitting in Atlanta traffic, I have come to be obssessed with the unmitigated parade of stupidity and ineptitude that is a string of six cars negotiating a typical left hand turn. The green arrow doesn't help much, even when the signals have paved the way for them, 90% of all titsies leave huge gaps between themselves and car in front. The muddle and putter through that left like its the backstretch at Daytona, abilities seemingly stretched to the limit.I hate them all. They waste gas, waste time and endanger us all.When a bad left turner is spotted, they should be stopped, drug by thier hair out of the window, summarially executed on the roadside while holding a sign telling other drivers of their crime, their bodies hoisted from a streetpole and burned.
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