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(Some Guy) Weeners Farker studs...do YOU have what it takes to be an athletic male model?   (artminds.com) divider line 87
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2001-11-14 12:04:51 AM
NO!!
 
2001-11-14 12:06:50 AM
ummmm... I... need some workout...
 
2001-11-14 12:07:52 AM
Not only no, but HELL NO.
 
2001-11-14 12:09:17 AM
hmmm, free money for standing around, i should look into this
*mental note*
 
2001-11-14 12:10:04 AM
on the other hand those guy look like jackasses.... feh
 
Rat
2001-11-14 12:10:40 AM
I'm sort of 'almond' shaped...anyways, these guys look, well, GAY (I'll bet 3-4 of them have their Gay-dar keychains on them in those pictures)
 
Rat
2001-11-14 12:11:09 AM
not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2001-11-14 12:12:35 AM
*note to self* lose beergut...

i'm such a disgusting bastard.
 
2001-11-14 12:13:38 AM
As a super stud, I feel that it is my job... nah... my DUTY to sign up and represent computer geeks everywhere. ;)
 
2001-11-14 12:14:58 AM
I didn't realize there were fark studs, actually.
 
2001-11-14 12:16:25 AM
beergut in training....need training tips...

help Pokey!!!!!!!
 
2001-11-14 12:19:41 AM
Not an athletic one, but I used to model about a year ago...
 
2001-11-14 12:20:32 AM
ok, the guy on the far right is looking at the other guy's ass, or his own package. and i'm wondering where the hand of the black haired guy is (it would account for the grin on his face, and the wide, wide smile of the blonde in the center)
 
2001-11-14 12:22:11 AM
I actually went on a weener search for the ladies earlier. All I found was men not wearing Gay-dars. They were WAY TO CLOSE to each other need them. After gagging and bleaching my eyes I found this, http://daviddst.online.fr/Hit-Babes, which made me feel better and proud to be a manly man. (link not safe for work)
 
2001-11-14 12:27:16 AM
OMG! I have what it takes! I CAN BE A STAR!

not :)
 
2001-11-14 12:31:10 AM
Um..... no.
 
2001-11-14 12:37:52 AM
I'm not even clicking on that!
 
2001-11-14 12:40:00 AM
Only heavy duty vanity could make one work-out long enough to look like that.

No man, that vain, could ever be humble enough to suck-up the humiliation women seem to feel must be heaped upon men.

Therefore, yes, this is a 'Fruit of the Loom' parade.
 
2001-11-14 12:42:09 AM
I'll just stick to being a star amongst the ladies I know, thanks.
 
2001-11-14 12:43:11 AM
And by the way, the ladies don't care quite as much about perfect bodies, as much as they care about you being a great lay. At least in that department anyway. ;)
 
2001-11-14 12:43:40 AM
not on camera, babies.... only live performances
 
2001-11-14 12:49:40 AM
Nanookanano Hey, now, I'm nice. I don't heap humiliation apon men. That being said, let me take a moment out of my day to laugh at that man's self-selected name. RUSTY JOINER! HA HA!
 
2001-11-14 12:59:09 AM
My oh my oh my. Yummy!

I'll take 4.
 
2001-11-14 01:05:44 AM
Sadly, if I wasn't completely scarred and out of shape for being injured for 3 years straight, I may be able to do that. Currently, no.
 
2001-11-14 01:14:13 AM
My dear lady, you are not aware of heaping humiliation upon men. Trust me, you undoubtedly do. Men, however, learn to contain themselves when affronted by a woman in a manner they would not tolerate from another man. Why do they 'grin and bear it'? Duh!

The problem is this, in treating a man as an equal you treat him like another woman. But the mental fencing that is common among females, even between friends, is attacking a man at his weakness. Mental treachery is the traditional weapon of women. Physical brutality is the traditional weapon of men. It is rather like backslapping, shoulder-punching roughness between men, not a problem among men but never to be turned upon a woman.
 
2001-11-14 01:14:46 AM
Maybe we can start the Fark Monty!!!
 
2001-11-14 01:18:01 AM
Don't think I'll be doing this...
 
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2001-11-14 01:27:50 AM
I am commenting without reading the article.
 
2001-11-14 01:31:36 AM
Well, I am not really one to engage in 'psyhcic sparring'. I tend to keep my friends for a long time. And yes, women do communicate differently then men, but I don't see that as humiliating them. When a women wants to get along with men, especially in a work situation, she has to play along with many of the rules pf male behaviour. (And by this I don't mean sexual harrasment) I mean, work is more important than anything else, sacrificing personal time to the job, and generally accepting wealth as the measure of power or satisfaction. I don't think this has to be viewed in such a negative light, though. People are just different and if you realize that they aren't trying to insult you it's not such a big deal. Dealing with women can't be that bad.
 
2001-11-14 01:33:33 AM
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

gaydar activated!!!!

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
 
2001-11-14 01:43:14 AM
Ok, I have what it takes. Unfortunately, I'm not gay enough to slap my image up on the internet. Sorry ladies, you'll have to get your jollies elsewhere. (Damn those guys look like fags.)
 
2001-11-14 01:47:08 AM
now if only I had photoshop 7 I could make hilarious images of the post!
 
2001-11-14 02:19:18 AM
I heard a comedian once say something along the lines of:

When a woman sees a picture of an attractive female model, she questions her own appearance and wonders if she's desirable. When a guys sees a picture of a male model, he says to himself "fag!"
 
2001-11-14 02:23:30 AM
No
 
2001-11-14 02:42:48 AM
Yes! Yes I do!
 
2001-11-14 03:29:04 AM
Once again, why are guys checking out weeners?????
 
2001-11-14 04:07:32 AM
I'm not, I just needed a place to post that Alvin pic.
 
2001-11-14 04:34:46 AM
Yes.

No. BEERGUT WHOO.
 
2001-11-14 04:46:34 AM
A closer look at Trapezoid's pic reveals that Simon has to hide himself from the press. The eighties took their toll on alot of us, man.

Last I heard, Theodore was checked into the Betty Ford Clinic.
 
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2001-11-14 06:25:15 AM
After spreading my seed to Liz Hurley, I think it's obvious that I have what it takes to bring home the bacon!
 
2001-11-14 06:58:18 AM
Hey!, I've got one of those!
 
2001-11-14 07:40:02 AM
My wife and I have an agreement. I think about Jennifer Lopez and she thinks about Andy Garcia. We are SOOOOO happy.
 
2001-11-14 07:58:02 AM
What's the point of posting this stuff if 95% of the comments are from men?
 
2001-11-14 08:21:10 AM
I'd like to add my feminine comment now. W00T! Does this mean that women should start ordering the Structure catalogue as a masturbatory aid the way men order the Victoria's Secret catalogue? Would that Structure were a mere underwear store. Thinking about it, I can't think of one single store dedicated solely to the persuit of the perfect male underwear. And the world is worse off for it. Especially because this non-existant store has non-existant models.

On a side note one night my husband and I stayed up and watched a show on E! or Style or something which was all about underwear. They showed an underwear shoot staring a male model. Boy was I horrified and disillusioned when the photographer (or the stylist?) told the guy to "make it thinner" and he proceeded to pull a sock out of the underwear and reshape it....
 
2001-11-14 08:40:02 AM
All of them are either gay or taken...Like they would be interested in a queen-size midwesterner like me. Just as well i guess....i like beerguts anyway.

Props to the geeky beergut hotties!
 
2001-11-14 08:44:53 AM
Most guys in those catalogs appear to be cocky bastards who think they are God's gift to women anyway. I'm not interested in guys like that. I'm interested in guys like Dave Navarro (WOOHOO!).
 
2001-11-14 08:49:57 AM
YUM! Be sure to click on the Athletic Portraits. Mucho eye candy!
 
2001-11-14 09:05:22 AM
***post without reading the article or visiting the link***
nobody wants to see Rabb's silly fat ass up there, besides if I submitted to this, the terrorists would have won already

-Rabb
 
2001-11-14 09:18:46 AM
Comment to the men here - Yes, those men are nice to look at but chances are they are either 1. gay or 2. stuck up on themselves! I think that most women will agree with me when I say that a guy who speaks from his heart and is a true, down-to-earth, honest man is a hell of a lot better than one of these "guys" who only thinks about his body!
 
2001-11-14 09:19:03 AM
Nanookanano: Is it heavy duty vanity when a girl works hard to look more like Jennifer Love Hewitt than Camryn Manheim...? Or is that just taking good care of herself? And which would you rather see in underwear?
 
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