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(Daily Mail)   Note To pedophiles: When preparing for a routine home inspection by the police, don't forget to release the 12 year old boy locked-in the cabinet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 113
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2012-05-01 11:52:35 PM
He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?
 
2012-05-02 12:32:36 AM
Perhaps Peter File should move to America.
 
2012-05-02 12:45:16 AM
The important thing to note here, I believe, is subby's complete failure to use hyphens correctly.
 
2012-05-02 12:45:48 AM

cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?


4/10, you started with a good point, but then you just HAD to go and ruin it by blaming it all on "you Liberals".
 
2012-05-02 12:46:18 AM
were they playing hide and seek and sex?

Seriously, cut his nuts off with a dull rusty knife.
 
2012-05-02 12:46:29 AM

cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?


Let's just ignore the fact that it doesn't mention what the other three offenses are... here in the US exposing yourself is a sexual offense.
 
2012-05-02 12:46:53 AM

cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?


The kid has to keep going back until he admits global warming is real.
 
2012-05-02 12:49:16 AM

anfrind: cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?

4/10, you started with a good point, but then you just HAD to go and ruin it by blaming it all on "you Liberals".


I'm only giving 3/10, as it also lacked originality.
 
2012-05-02 12:49:26 AM
Welcome to Obama's Amerika.
 
2012-05-02 12:50:20 AM

Luneward: cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?

Let's just ignore the fact that it doesn't mention what the other three offenses are... here in the US exposing yourself is a sexual offense.


FTA

Younger, now 23, admitted child abduction and two charges of breaching a Sexual Offences Prevention Order.
Two of his previous offences were for sexual assaults on boys aged under 13 and the third was for downloading indecent images of mainly young boys, for which he received a 21-month custodial sentence at Teesside Crown Court, in January 2009.
 
2012-05-02 12:51:41 AM
That's gotta sting.
 
2012-05-02 12:52:09 AM

AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.


2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.
 
2012-05-02 12:52:44 AM

AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.


British Edition?
 
2012-05-02 12:52:49 AM
OH sh*t! Right!

BRB
 
2012-05-02 12:53:08 AM
Subby should remember that now it's all for one, and one for all.
 
2012-05-02 12:53:16 AM
What about the girl, subby?
 
2012-05-02 12:53:32 AM
If I had my own state to run, my plan would be this: upon conviction of first offense, you are highly monitored and go through strenuous therapy like a human being. Second conviction, we cut off your balls with first offense standards applying. Third conviction, you get put down like a sick dog.
 
2012-05-02 12:54:29 AM

anfrind: cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?

4/10, you started with a good point, but then you just HAD to go and ruin it by blaming it all on "you Liberals".


American liberals are not this idiotic. British Liberals, however, is a different story
 
2012-05-02 12:55:16 AM

anfrind: cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?

4/10, you started with a good point, but then you just HAD to go and ruin it by blaming it all on "you Liberals".


I agree, good start but the ending makes no sense. I mean, it's common knowledge that Liberals are notoriously tough on crime. Right? .........Right?
 
2012-05-02 12:55:26 AM
www.allthetests.com

Agrees.
 
2012-05-02 12:56:18 AM

limboslam: anfrind: cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?

4/10, you started with a good point, but then you just HAD to go and ruin it by blaming it all on "you Liberals".

I agree, good start but the ending makes no sense. I mean, it's common knowledge that Liberals are notoriously tough on crime. Right? .........Right?


Every step you take, we'll be watching you.
 
2012-05-02 12:57:25 AM

Luneward: Let's just ignore the fact that it doesn't mention what the other three offenses are... here in the US exposing yourself

urinating in public is a sexual offense even if no one sees your peener.

FTFY.
 
2012-05-02 12:57:26 AM

cman:
How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?


Hey farktard, this started under Bush's watch.
 
2012-05-02 12:58:07 AM
Noted.
 
2012-05-02 12:58:15 AM

maram500: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.


He's probably not literate enough to read through that entire reply.

Seriously, "child molesters are bad" should be one of those things that people on all ends of the political spectrum can easily agree on. So why is there so much partisan douchebaggery in this thread? Did the RNC start offering "Mavrick points" to their online sycophants again?
 
2012-05-02 12:58:22 AM

thegod082: The important thing to note here, I believe, is subby's complete failure to use hyphens correctly.


That's what I came here to say, come on people let's focus on what really matters.
 
2012-05-02 12:58:33 AM

rocketpants: What about the girl, subby?


You keep girls in a box under the bed, not in a cabinet.
 
2012-05-02 12:58:53 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
//oblig
 
2012-05-02 01:00:31 AM

cman: anfrind: cman: He has been convicted three separate times of sex offenses. Why is this monster not in jail for life?

How many more little boys does this monster get to have his way with until you Liberals realize that rehabilitation of him wont work?

4/10, you started with a good point, but then you just HAD to go and ruin it by blaming it all on "you Liberals".

American liberals are not this idiotic. British Liberals, however, is a different story


boston.com
 
2012-05-02 01:02:15 AM

Strangelove MD: thegod082: The important thing to note here, I believe, is subby's complete failure to use hyphens correctly.

That's what I came here to say, come on people let's focus on what really matters.



Ah, the Fark Grammar Patrol. If I ever lose my faith in you, there'll be nothing left for me to lose.
 
2012-05-02 01:02:53 AM

anfrind: maram500: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.

He's probably not literate enough to read through that entire reply.

Seriously, "child molesters are bad" should be one of those things that people on all ends of the political spectrum can easily agree on. So why is there so much partisan douchebaggery in this thread? Did the RNC start offering "Mavrick points" to their online sycophants again?


Yes, apparently they did. And somewhere in a secret bunker, Sarah Palin is putting "surveyor's marks" on your home address for saying that.
 
2012-05-02 01:05:33 AM

Strangelove MD: thegod082: The important thing to note here, I believe, is subby's complete failure to use hyphens correctly.

That's what I came here to say, come on people let's focus on what really matters.


Ok

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-02 01:05:59 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Luneward: Let's just ignore the fact that it doesn't mention what the other three offenses are... here in the US exposing yourselfurinating in public is a sexual offense even if no one sees your peener.

FTFY.


except that this was the UK and they are not as retarded as the US yet ....

Anyone else remember streaking?
When did streaking become a sex-crime and can we kill the governors who signed those bills into law?
Pretty please??
 
2012-05-02 01:06:43 AM

Notabunny: Strangelove MD: thegod082: The important thing to note here, I believe, is subby's complete failure to use hyphens correctly.

That's what I came here to say, come on people let's focus on what really matters.

Ok

[img.photobucket.com image 640x480]


that she has a small chip on that tooth?
 
2012-05-02 01:06:53 AM

maram500: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.


I was actually going to post something about this being Obama's fault as well. You know, play along with cman in the worldwide liberal conspiracy pedobear funtime show.
 
2012-05-02 01:07:51 AM
He should have joined the priesthood.

Okay, now that I've got that out of the way... Shouldn't repeat pedophiles automatically qualify for frequent therapy sessions and inspections.

/And not the pedophilia caused by the American Apparel ads.
 
2012-05-02 01:08:08 AM

AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.


Can't read very well, can you?
 
2012-05-02 01:10:21 AM

maram500: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.


I thought the whole point was to say "Welcome to Obama's Amerika" specifically when the story is about another country. It's called trolling. Maybe you've heard of it? Maybe, even, you've fallen for it?

Also, "Amerikkka" is trite. I use one "k" to make it look more Soviet. Also, it saves keystrokes, which purpose has been utterly obviated by now.

But thanks for failing to get the joke. Made it all worthwhile.

PS: mind if I borrow "twatwaffle?" I like it almost as much as "f**k-knuckle."

Lukeonia1: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

British Edition?


See above.
 
2012-05-02 01:12:21 AM

fusillade762: maram500: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.

I was actually going to post something about this being Obama's fault as well. You know, play along with cman in the worldwide liberal conspiracy pedobear funtime show.


Well, then, that damn President is screwing up so badly! He's letting the paedophiles into the Cabinet and he's appointing them to be Boy Scout scoutmasters! We must stop this travesty! (/sarcasm)

JRoo: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

Can't read very well, can you?


I
 
2012-05-02 01:12:26 AM
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
 
2012-05-02 01:13:01 AM

AssAsInAssassin: maram500: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.

I thought the whole point was to say "Welcome to Obama's Amerika" specifically when the story is about another country. It's called trolling. Maybe you've heard of it? Maybe, even, you've fallen for it?

Also, "Amerikkka" is trite. I use one "k" to make it look more Soviet. Also, it saves keystrokes, which purpose has been utterly obviated by now.

But thanks for failing to get the joke. Made it all worthwhile.

PS: mind if I borrow "twatwaffle?" I like it almost as much as "f**k-knuckle."

Lukeonia1: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

British Edition?

See above.



Translation; I'm not really a retard I was, uh, trolling. Yeah. That's it!
 
2012-05-02 01:14:04 AM
All I could think about from the headline was this:

Kid's in the Hall: Male Slave
 
2012-05-02 01:15:31 AM

AssAsInAssassin: ...PS: mind if I borrow "twatwaffle?" I like it almost as much as "f**k-knuckle."


"Twatwaffle" is my gift to Fark, so take it, use it, enjoy it. In return, I shall take "f**k-knuckle" and use it where I feel it to be appropriate.
 
2012-05-02 01:16:43 AM

JRoo: AssAsInAssassin: maram500: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.

I thought the whole point was to say "Welcome to Obama's Amerika" specifically when the story is about another country. It's called trolling. Maybe you've heard of it? Maybe, even, you've fallen for it?

Also, "Amerikkka" is trite. I use one "k" to make it look more Soviet. Also, it saves keystrokes, which purpose has been utterly obviated by now.

But thanks for failing to get the joke. Made it all worthwhile.

PS: mind if I borrow "twatwaffle?" I like it almost as much as "f**k-knuckle."

Lukeonia1: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

British Edition?

See above.


Translation; I'm not really a retard I was, uh, trolling. Yeah. That's it!


Oh, come on. i post this on a regular basis and this is the first time it's so thoroughly gone over everyone's head. Seriously, I thought it was a fark meme to blame everything in the world on Obama.

I voted for Obama. Imma vote for him again. I read the article. I'm a liberal. See my other posts.

Happy troll hunting.
 
2012-05-02 01:17:09 AM
wildcardjack: Okay, now that I've got that out of the way... Shouldn't repeat pedophiles automatically qualify for frequent therapy sessions and inspections.

Personally, I think they should all get a bullet in the brain pain after being convicted the first time.

There is no curing a pedophile. And there is no logical comparison with them to homosexuals.
 
2012-05-02 01:18:32 AM

BronyMedic: wildcardjack: Okay, now that I've got that out of the way... Shouldn't repeat pedophiles automatically qualify for frequent therapy sessions and inspections.

Personally, I think they should all get a bullet in the brain pain after being convicted the first time.

There is no curing a pedophile. And there is no logical comparison with them to homosexuals.


Interesting fact: the brain has no pain-sensing nerves. You can look it up and everything.
 
2012-05-02 01:19:47 AM

maram500: anfrind: maram500: AssAsInAssassin: Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

2/10. For one, you screwed up the joke, as it's supposed to be three K's. Second, go read the article. It's about a guy from County Durham--UK. Third, go be a twatwaffle elsewhere.

He's probably not literate enough to read through that entire reply.

Seriously, "child molesters are bad" should be one of those things that people on all ends of the political spectrum can easily agree on. So why is there so much partisan douchebaggery in this thread? Did the RNC start offering "Mavrick points" to their online sycophants again?

Yes, apparently they did. And somewhere in a secret bunker, Sarah Palin is putting "surveyor's marks" on your home address for saying that.


That doesn't quite seem bootstrappy enough. More likely he thinks if he can eliminate the liberal menace on his own, the RNC will grant him access to the secret bunker, at which point he gets to have a three-way with Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell.

What he doesn't realize is that even if it is true, being allowed into the bunker is a cursed gift. After however many minutes of pleasure, he will find himself lying on the floor, drained of his bodily fluids and in desperate need of rest, while Sarah Palin holds him down and repeatedly shouts, "Don't retreat, reload! Don't retreat, reload!"
 
2012-05-02 01:22:41 AM
AssAsInAssassin: BronyMedic: wildcardjack: Okay, now that I've got that out of the way... Shouldn't repeat pedophiles automatically qualify for frequent therapy sessions and inspections.

Personally, I think they should all get a bullet in the brain pain after being convicted the first time.

There is no curing a pedophile. And there is no logical comparison with them to homosexuals.

Interesting fact: the brain has no pain-sensing nerves. You can look it up and everything.


Ah, if that's the case, maybe we can just get a captive bolt and use it instead!
 
2012-05-02 01:25:19 AM
Welcome to David Cameron's Amerika.

There. I fixed it. Happy?
 
2012-05-02 01:26:11 AM
Obama's Amerika for sure.

clicky and past this for more of what Obama is taking away from us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=7SGWH3kirzg&vq=medium
 
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