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(Entertainment Weekly)   Though it only came out a handful of years ago, we're already getting a Van Helsing reboot...starring Tom Cruise   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Van Helsing, Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, Tom Cruise, Universal Pictures, producers, Showtime, Hugh Jackman  
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3694 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 May 2012 at 12:24 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-02 06:28:12 PM  
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Kaybeck: What's the problem here? Take a crap movie that didn't live up to its potential and improve on it. That's how a reboot/remake should be done.

You must have missed the "Tom Cruise" part.
2012-05-02 03:45:19 PM  
1 vote:
The only remake that I would willingly watch Tom Cruise in would be The wizard of Oz and only if he was the head of the lollypop guild.
2012-05-02 09:29:06 AM  
1 vote:
No no no they got that wrong. it's a Van Halen reboot he's working on.
2012-05-02 04:46:46 AM  
1 vote:
I don't think Cruise is right for this role nor could Lestat pull it off.

yeah yeah I know it was the Helsing with one L
2012-05-02 01:20:07 AM  
1 vote:
Oh God, that was an awful movie. Right up there with League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. And Yentl.
2012-05-02 12:43:48 AM  
1 vote:
VanHellsing was supposed to be an older Dutch academic, not an action hero.

I'd like to see a movie about him, and Tom Cruise is getting older, so is just right for the part.
2012-05-02 12:34:50 AM  
1 vote:
The last scene was so bad I spent the next hour cutting my forearm with a razor blade to know I could still feel something.
2012-05-02 12:29:39 AM  
1 vote:

AdolfOliverPanties: Problem is that Cruise can't really be anyone but Tom Cruise in a movie.

Will skullfark you for saying that:
2012-05-02 12:10:09 AM  
1 vote:

/death to vampires hiding in closets
2012-05-02 12:02:08 AM  
1 vote:
Van Helsing was one of the first three dvd's I received via mail from Netflix, I was so excited because it was actually in my mailbox the Tuesday that it was released on dvd (10-19-2004) thus saving me a trip to Blockbuster.
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