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2012-05-01 10:11:45 PM
Jesus.....
 
2012-05-01 10:23:01 PM
There truly is not hate like religious hate.
 
2012-05-01 10:31:53 PM
Jesus loves...punching babies.
 
2012-05-01 10:36:56 PM
That'll learn 'im
 
2012-05-01 10:39:50 PM
How long before this pastor is caught snorting meth of a manwhore's ass?
 
2012-05-01 10:47:53 PM
This asshole is also in favor of North Carolina's Amendment One, which would write anti-gay discrimination directly into the constitution, and would define as the only legal relationship a marriage between one man and one woman. Amendment One would immediately make domestic violence victims ineligible for protection orders and would even remove children from their unmarried parents' health insurance.
 
2012-05-01 11:09:28 PM

Bathia_Mapes: This asshole is also in favor of North Carolina's Amendment One, which would write anti-gay discrimination directly into the constitution, and would define as the only legal relationship a marriage between one man and one woman. Amendment One would immediately make domestic violence victims ineligible for protection orders and would even remove children from their unmarried parents' health insurance.


Even the author* of it is against it.


*Author being the politician who submitted the ALEC written bill
 
2012-05-01 11:09:41 PM
Insert Penny Arcade bit about the baby being kind of a dick here
 
2012-05-01 11:29:49 PM
♫ If you're crappy and you know it, slap your kid (slap,slap) ♫
 
2012-05-01 11:37:03 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ If you're crappy and you know it, slap your kid (slap,slap) ♫


*lightly slaps MMM for getting that song stuck in her head*
 
2012-05-01 11:46:23 PM
wait, is he saying that limp wrists cause homosexuality? i might be going out on a limb here, but i don't think this guy knows what he's talking about.
 
2012-05-01 11:55:31 PM
In the audio he says girls have to be pretty and beautiful? It would be nice, sure, but I didn't realize that was a requirement for Christian females.
 
2012-05-02 12:01:13 AM

Klippoklondike: In the audio he says girls have to be pretty and beautiful? It would be nice, sure, but I didn't realize that was a requirement for Christian females.


one of the last requirements before a girl is confirmed into the church is to participate in the sacrament of the nose and boob job.
 
2012-05-02 12:04:59 AM
Are christian side hugs still okay? They always seemed a bit gay to me...
 
2012-05-02 12:11:39 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Jesus.....


I don't think you can pin this one on J.C. This guy's just a farkhead who advocates child abuse.
 
2012-05-02 12:17:41 AM
Wow, the disconnect that goes on in some peoples heads.
/So sad.
 
2012-05-02 12:28:00 AM
well, that was a very scary to listen. I don't think I can go to sleep now.

/boys are supposed to be outside digging ditches?
 
2012-05-02 12:46:50 AM
Religion is a tool. This idiot is abusing the tool.
 
2012-05-02 12:48:29 AM

Darth_Lukecash: Religion is a tool. This idiot is abusing the tool.


It is human nature for one to take advantage of everything.
 
2012-05-02 12:54:50 AM

Evenbiggerknickers: /boys are supposed to be outside digging ditches?


Four year old boys at that.

This piece of garbage is actively advocating wholesale child abuse.
 
2012-05-02 01:03:20 AM
This guy needs a cock punch so hard, his ancestors feel it. He is the antithesis of good Christians like Mr Rogers (an ordained minister).
 
2012-05-02 01:08:40 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Evenbiggerknickers: /boys are supposed to be outside digging ditches?

Four year old boys at that.

This piece of garbage is actively advocating wholesale child abuse.


Face it; you need to be pretty much on the way to completely farked to be in this guy's job in the first place

/this guy is no longer just on the way
//achievement unlocked
 
2012-05-02 01:10:03 AM

thomps: wait, is he saying that limp wrists cause homosexuality? i might be going out on a limb here, but i don't think this guy knows what he's talking about.


I got turned gay from a sprained ankle, so probably.
 
2012-05-02 01:10:51 AM
It's the surprising sequel to Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim!
 
2012-05-02 01:13:14 AM
What. The. Fark.

I'm pretty used to fundamentalist bullcrap, but that was something else.

There are a LOT of times when somebody is mis-quoted or otherwise the quote is misleading. This is not one of those times.

/God save us from your followers.
 
2012-05-02 01:13:43 AM
I hate it when people use "male" and "female" as nouns.
 
2012-05-02 01:13:47 AM

GAT_00: Jesus loves...punching babies.


Only if they wear Day-Glo.
 
2012-05-02 01:14:51 AM
He reminds me of Sam Kinison in the way he modulates his tone from hysterics to calm from one sentence to the next.
 
2012-05-02 01:15:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: He reminds me of Sam Kinison in the way he modulates his tone from hysterics to calm from one sentence to the next.


Guess what ol' Sam did before he was a comedian.

Go on. Guess.
 
2012-05-02 01:15:36 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Evenbiggerknickers: /boys are supposed to be outside digging ditches?

Four year old boys at that.

This piece of garbage is actively advocating wholesale child abuse.

Face it; you need to be pretty much on the way to completely farked to be in this guy's job in the first place

/this guy is no longer just on the way
//achievement unlocked


Too bad he can't be arrested and locked away for advocating that people break the law.
 
2012-05-02 01:16:51 AM
 
2012-05-02 01:17:13 AM
I'm confused. If I think my son effeminate I should dress him up in camouflage and have him play with guns?

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2012-05-02 01:17:25 AM

SharkTrager: thomps: wait, is he saying that limp wrists cause homosexuality? i might be going out on a limb here, but i don't think this guy knows what he's talking about.

I got turned gay from a sprained ankle, so probably.


Yeah, but those were special circumstances. It was a fluke that you and a friend were both in the shower at the same time, and when you sprained your ankle, you just happened to fall backwards into his penis.

Of course, it won't be such a fluke when we find out that the same type of mishap has happened to this pastor dozens of times.
 
2012-05-02 01:19:14 AM
I read the first paragraph then I read it again and then something... something...
 
2012-05-02 01:19:21 AM
You know this pastor is gonna be outed...very soon. What a Douchebag comment
 
2012-05-02 01:20:48 AM

GAT_00: Jesus loves...punching babies.


Finally an answer to WWJD
 
2012-05-02 01:21:13 AM
If there was a God, he would vaporize that asshole the moment he takes the pulpit.
 
2012-05-02 01:21:22 AM
*rolls eyes* He already issued this on the FB page for his church's "Single's Ministry"

Dear Berean Family,

By now you may know that my words, from Sunday morning's sermon, about effeminate behavior in children are being completely taken out of context by those in the LGBT community.

Clearly, I would like to have been more careful with exactly what I said, but sometimes I say things without enough clarity. I trust you understood my intent in the context of my total preaching ministry. If you did not, I would be more than happy to meet with you privately to provide clarity. Just reply to this email. I provided clarity to the Fayetteville Observer today but I cannot be sure they will accurately report my words.

For the record, I want to ensure everyone that I do NOT believe physical force is capable of fixing effeminate behavior or homosexual behavior. (Ultimately only the gospel of Jesus Christ has the power to deliver one from sexual immorality and behavior including effeminacy.)

I would never advocate for such discipline or actions on behalf of a father or mother. Hopefully, you understood that I was speaking in a forceful manner to emphasize the degree to which gender distinctions matter to God; and therefore, must matter to each of us and especially parents.

Either Paul's words in 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 are true and we should communicate the truth in love for fear of not entering the Kingdom of God or the entire Bible cannot be trusted to be the Word of God.

Those in the opposition are suggesting all sorts of hateful things and using ungodly and profane words. Those who speak of the love of God are using the most hateful terms I have ever read. We must never resort to such language.

I want to stress just how much I love your children and my desire is only to see them glorify God in the lives they live in obedience to God's will for each of them as revealed in the Word of God. I believe I communicated that in the sermon as well. I also hope my actions, for the past 5 years, speak even louder than my words.

We have an official statement on the disciple of children that can be read below my signature line.

As I emphasized in this sermon, as well as the week before, we must not be hateful toward those whose behavior is an abomination to God. But we also cannot compromise on what we believe the Bible teaches on all sexual perversions and immorality.

The opposition is revealing their complete lack of toleration toward those do not approve of the LGBT lifestyle or agenda. However, we must be tolerantly intolerant. Jesus our Savior provides the perfect example of grace and truth.

Sincerely,

Pastor Sean

P.S. Our Student Pastor did a great job exposing this hypocrisy today on a short recording on Dan Savage's and His Bullying Hypocrisy. Listen Now | (17 min) http://www.sermonaudio.com/playpopup.asp?SID=51121147298

Discipline of Children: We believe that parents should train their children in light of the gospel. Remembering the love and forgiveness that God has shown them, parents in turn should train their children with the purpose of reflecting the Heavenly Father to their children. Parents should consider their responsibility to be the instrument of discipline in their child's life (Prov. 19:18). At times this may include appropriate and reasonable physical means (Prov. 10:13) employed upon the fleshy portion of the child's buttocks (Prov. 22:15; 23:13); that this method is to be viewed as correction rather than punishment (Prov. 23:13); and that this correction will result in the child's physical and spiritual betterment (Prov. 23:14). We believe a parent should correct his child with other means as well, but that they should-as led by the Holy Spirit-model the chastening of God the Father (Prov. 3:11-12) Who corrects all of His children out of love (2 Sam 7:14; Prov. 3:12; Heb 12:6; Rev 3:19) and forgives them by virtue of His Son's redemptive work on the cross (1 Pet. 3:18). The Father does this to develop His child's reverence for Himself (Heb. 12:9) and likeness to His Son Jesus Christ (Rom 8:29; Heb 12:11). Moreover, just as the Heavenly Father disciplines His children physically for their benefit, it is in the best interests of a child to receive loving and proportional correction while under parental care (Heb. 12:10). Furthermore, we strongly caution the parent in the correcting of infants and younger children in this manner, and we reject the idea that bruising is ever the objective when disciplining a child. We also reject disciplining while angry (James 1:19-20) or causing public embarrassment to a child (Eph. 6:4). Lastly, we believe civil laws should be honored (Rom 13:1-4; Titus 3:1), and that the chastening ideal set forth in the Old Testament must be interpreted in light of the New Testament.
 
2012-05-02 01:21:43 AM

Evenbiggerknickers: GAT_00: Jesus loves...punching babies.

Finally an answer to WWJD


That wouldn't tell us who would Jesus do... unless Jesus is doing the babies?

YOU SICK FARK.
 
2012-05-02 01:21:44 AM
WHAT A GOD DAMN ASSHOLE
 
2012-05-02 01:21:48 AM

thomps: wait, is he saying that limp wrists cause homosexuality? i might be going out on a limb here, but i don't think this guy knows what he's talking about.


Hey, the man is making it clear that he hates it when he grabs something flaccid and limp. He insists that he have his hand firmly around something that's stiff and hard and throbbing...
 
2012-05-02 01:23:44 AM

loveblondieo: This guy needs a cock punch so hard, his ancestors feel it. He is the antithesis of good Christians like Mr Rogers (an ordained minister).


you wouldn't be saying that if you knew how many gay toddlers Mr. Rogers punched.
 
2012-05-02 01:24:18 AM
Ah media, say something completely assinine, you get a highdive platform for your derpflip, and everyone talks about you while you tumble into a pool of your own stupidity. But hey, Q-Quotient.

The circle of liiiiiiiiife.
 
2012-05-02 01:24:20 AM
Pastor: Is your toddler acting gay? PunchLove them

Would it be so hard?
 
2012-05-02 01:24:32 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Evenbiggerknickers: GAT_00: Jesus loves...punching babies.

Finally an answer to WWJD

That wouldn't tell us who would Jesus do... unless Jesus is doing the babies?

YOU SICK FARK.


WHOA. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Whoa.

.. no.
 
2012-05-02 01:25:04 AM
RC priest + Baptist pastor + kids = farking & Punching
 
2012-05-02 01:25:32 AM
It's funny because I practically guarantee it would make your child more gay (I don't know what that means, I'm just saying his cunning plan would probably backfire on exponential levels). Also, he's probably gay himself.

It's like the people who make a mountain out of their little white princess daughters to never date black men, guess what race their first boyfriend was?

Good parenting there chap. NOT.

/tolerance
 
2012-05-02 01:25:45 AM
Are we talking like homo gay or "submitter is a f*g" gay?

Because the former would be wrong... the latter... well, submitter does like to suck an inordinate amount of dicks.

or so I've been told.
 
2012-05-02 01:26:13 AM

nburghmatt: loveblondieo: This guy needs a cock punch so hard, his ancestors feel it. He is the antithesis of good Christians like Mr Rogers (an ordained minister).

you wouldn't be saying that if you knew how many gay toddlers Mr. Rogers punched.


None.

It was the cast of Zoobilee Zoo who punched gay toddlers.
 
2012-05-02 01:27:28 AM
hmmm, this preacher is a serious...

weknowmemes.com
 
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