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(Celebslam)   Scarlett Johansson hates being hot: "I wanted to be a character actor"   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 123
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2012-05-02 09:36:26 AM
Lucky for her, beauty fades.
 
2012-05-02 09:50:24 AM
I have total and complete sympathy for her and would like to extend myself in her. um,...To her. To her. Well, both.
 
2012-05-02 11:02:31 AM
but then she would have to become a better actress...
 
2012-05-02 11:13:37 AM
She's a funny-looking adult that you Fark pedos all love because she was a child actress. You're not fooling anyone.
 
2012-05-02 11:47:08 AM
What did anyone expect her to say? "I'm really liking these parts that call for -young sexy female-". She knows she has an expiration date for roles like that.
 
2012-05-02 11:49:40 AM

AgtSmithReloaded: Oh, boo-frakking-hoo.

Last I checked, doll, human beings were able to make their own decisions. I'm sure no one had to hold you at gunpoint and force you to play Black Widow again for the Avengers. if you want to be this "character actor" so badly, you take the roles YOU want to play, not the ones studios want to see you in. Sure, sometimes you go back to the sexy, drooling-fanboy fodder...you know, if you need to pay a light bill or something...but if you want to break out of the "we need a bombshell" mold, you take Charlize Theron's lead. She won an Oscar for her role in Monster playing someone completely opposite of the smoking-hot woman she is.

Sorry, I just have no patience or sympathy for that "I hate being hot" garbage. Sure, it's probably a real pain in the ass from time to time because of the narrow-minded behavior of many, but I bet there are just as many times she's loving the hell out of what her beauty's done for her career.


Tell me about your mother.

If there were no free porn, we would never have heard of her.

Pre-porn hot? Fay Ray in King Kong.
 
2012-05-02 11:53:51 AM
She could always take this route.

williamalicia.blogpaint.com
 
2012-05-02 01:34:20 PM

macadamnut: She's a funny-looking adult that you Fark pedos all love because she was a child actress. You're not fooling anyone.


You say "Funny looking," I say "Hot." Personally, I think she's better looking now than she was in Ghost World.
 
2012-05-02 01:56:03 PM
STFU and "Get to suckin'!"

God I hate actors (actresses) when they talk. Do your job and STFU!

NOBODY CARES!!!!
 
2012-05-02 02:02:07 PM
The best way to prove you're an idiot: assert Scarlett is ugly.

\Retards, the lot of you
 
2012-05-02 02:11:54 PM

Rapmaster2000: Nobody paid Rhea Perlman $20M to get banged on film.


That's only because I don't have $20M.
 
2012-05-02 02:25:46 PM

Lafnlion: proteus_b: Lafnlion: The Coen Brothers don't cast people who can't (even Tara Reid, who was perfectly cast).

she had two lines. she played "hot whore of a trophy wife". that's almost an extra, not really a character role.

/of course i am not a thespiologist so ymmv

Let me see if I remember correctly - the 'blow on them' lines about her toenail polish, the 'suck your cock for a $1000 Brant can't watch' line, her lines in Logjammin', singing along to Viva Las Vegas, plus she had to look wounded when the Big Lebowski yelled at her, and drive a stick. It's a featured role. It's well above cameo. She did a good job, but being cast in the right role was crucial.

Aimee Mann's role was one of a glorified extra.


go cry Scarlett.. now we know your fark handle.

these were nothing roles, you are a nothing actress..lets do some dialect practice shall we/ some english accents perhaps?

get yer jugs out and stfu already
 
2012-05-02 02:27:42 PM

Shostie: Scarlett, I don't give a sh*t about your struggles with the paparazzi, how you feel about acting, and so forth.


Uzzah: It would help if she could, ya know, act. She hasn't displayed a whole lot of range in the character parts she has done in the past.

FishyFred:
Your name is pretty much synonymous with hotness. Maybe it sucks. You know what doesn't suck? Getting paid millions upon millions of dollars because you won the genetic lottery.

debug: People that say shiat like this should have acid thrown on them. Then they wouldn't have to worry about having money thrown at them just for looking nice, they could go out and earn it, like all the rest of us.

AgtSmithReloaded: Oh, boo-frakking-hoo. Last I checked, doll, human beings were able to make their own decisions.

James Scameron: "I wanted to be a character actor" HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! yeah her and Kirsten Dumbst.... shake yer money makers and stfu...



Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did a lot of you just get trolled by Scarlett Johansson.

/"B-b-b-but that no-talent whorebeast really meant it! I can't just let that pass!"
//Mm-hmm.
 
2012-05-02 02:28:48 PM

I Like Bread: Well Missy, you're going to need three things to get those kinds of enviable performances like those by the legendary actresses you look up to:

1) A whole lot more experience
2) The humility to take poorly-paying roles
3) A different outlook on nudity
4) some actual talent
5) some brains
6) taste in anything
7) more low cut fuzzy sweaters


Yeah, I thought not.

 
2012-05-02 02:52:29 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Today, my role will be of the starlet that takes Jackpot777 to his bunk.
 
2012-05-02 03:31:03 PM
what the everloving F.... FARK must be full of politico-d'bags today. There have been multiple opportunities for gratuitous flesh posting and all people want to do is talk...

outta heeyah
 
2012-05-02 03:47:15 PM

James Scameron: Lafnlion: proteus_b: Lafnlion: The Coen Brothers don't cast people who can't (even Tara Reid, who was perfectly cast).

she had two lines. she played "hot whore of a trophy wife". that's almost an extra, not really a character role.

/of course i am not a thespiologist so ymmv

Let me see if I remember correctly - the 'blow on them' lines about her toenail polish, the 'suck your cock for a $1000 Brant can't watch' line, her lines in Logjammin', singing along to Viva Las Vegas, plus she had to look wounded when the Big Lebowski yelled at her, and drive a stick. It's a featured role. It's well above cameo. She did a good job, but being cast in the right role was crucial.

Aimee Mann's role was one of a glorified extra.

go cry Scarlett.. now we know your fark handle.

these were nothing roles, you are a nothing actress..lets do some dialect practice shall we/ some english accents perhaps?

get yer jugs out and stfu already


Geez, I sure wish I was Scarlett's Fark handle.
 
2012-05-02 04:19:58 PM

gopher321: Well, you have to admit, she's got a killer body, but her face is mildly pretty at most.

Just sayin'



That's why I love her - pinup girl body, girl next door face. Great combo.
 
2012-05-02 04:50:13 PM
Careful Scarlett, you keep saying that, you might ultimately get what you want.

Remember Kathleen turner, circa "Romancing the Stone"?

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......
So does Kathleen Turner, circa today:

mitchieville.com
 
2012-05-02 05:44:25 PM

SirTanon: Careful Scarlett, you keep saying that, you might ultimately get what you want.

Remember Kathleen turner, circa "Romancing the Stone"?

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......
So does Kathleen Turner, circa today:

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Not much of a comparison, really; yes, people do age but Turner has been taking steroids for rheumatoid arthritis (RA) and they cause weight gain.
 
2012-05-03 08:41:36 AM
Become a meth addict.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-03 08:45:27 AM

Corporate Self: Become a meth addict.

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homepage.mac.com
 
2012-05-03 09:06:57 AM
She could trade places with Milley Circus.
 
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