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(Celebslam)   Scarlett Johansson hates being hot: "I wanted to be a character actor"   (celebslam.celebuzz.com ) divider line
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2012-05-01 04:44:39 PM  
Well, you have to admit, she's got a killer body, but her face is mildly pretty at most.

Just sayin'
 
2012-05-01 04:47:32 PM  

gopher321: Well, you have to admit, she's got a killer body, but her face is mildly pretty at most.

Just sayin'


Duck-faced, I say! I try to stay focused on her breasts.
 
2012-05-01 04:48:47 PM  
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2012-05-01 04:49:28 PM  
First world problem?
 
2012-05-01 04:50:56 PM  
Then give the money back, Scarlett and go into seclusion. Start acting in local plays with no publicity, problem solved.
 
2012-05-01 04:52:31 PM  
That's OK... there's still plenty of time for her to be a character actor in the future. In fact, once her looks begin to fade, she'll probably still make good money in the biz. At least it's something she'd like to do and not something she feels forced to do.
 
2012-05-01 04:56:40 PM  
I actually thought Thora Birch was hotter when I first saw her in Ghost World.
 
2012-05-01 04:59:27 PM  

oldfarthenry: gopher321: Well, you have to admit, she's got a killer body, but her face is mildly pretty at most.

Just sayin'

Duck-faced, I say! I try to stay focused on her breasts.


she has a face?

she can still be a character actor, it's just that all the characters she plays are really hot.
 
2012-05-01 05:06:24 PM  
Scarlett, I don't give a sh*t about your struggles with the paparazzi, how you feel about acting, and so forth.

I just want to see you naked and putting things inside you.
 
2012-05-01 05:07:36 PM  
Oh STFU and get more naked.
 
2012-05-01 05:12:47 PM  

gopher321: Well, you have to admit, she's got a killer body, but her face is mildly pretty at most.

Just sayin'


Oh, and 4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-01 05:25:40 PM  
She can still be a character actor. There's always a part for a whore, and if not they can write one if she'll be playing it.

OK, get in character.
 
2012-05-01 05:31:19 PM  
Unfortunately she'll be tied up in the Avengers into her 40s.
 
2012-05-01 05:44:05 PM  
Nobody paid Rhea Perlman $20M to get banged on film.
 
2012-05-01 05:44:47 PM  
So? Play a hot character.
 
2012-05-01 05:45:26 PM  

Mugato: Oh STFU and get more naked.

 
ecl
2012-05-01 05:46:18 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Nobody paid Rhea Perlman $20M to get banged on film.


But they did pay her right?
 
2012-05-01 05:47:40 PM  
I'm so sick of fapping to her.
 
2012-05-01 05:49:01 PM  
She could play the role of someone who ordered pizza and called a plumber to fix her pipes at the same time.
 
2012-05-01 05:49:07 PM  
It would help if she could, ya know, act. She hasn't displayed a whole lot of range in the character parts she has done in the past. Unless the "character" is "some hot chick who walks around bored and/or half-bewildered most of the time."
 
2012-05-01 05:49:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Nobody paid Rhea Perlman $20M to get banged on film.


That's what you think....
 
2012-05-01 05:50:17 PM  
Shut the fark up, Scarlett Johansson.
 
2012-05-01 05:52:58 PM  
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Just sayin'

yeah, focus on the breasts.
 
2012-05-01 05:55:37 PM  
When she said that, if you were standing near her, you'd actually be able to hear the thoughts of every other woman within earshot as they'd all be thinking the exact same thing, "Ok, NOW I want to fling acid in her face."
 
2012-05-01 05:56:05 PM  
Yeah, she's hot.
i also get the impression that she's probably pretentious and annoying as hell.

Don't want to be hot? Stop working out, eat like a pig, stop using professional stylists. Problem solved.
If you're still hot after that, do every guy on the internet that wants to do you until you look completely used up.
 
2012-05-01 05:58:30 PM  
FTFA: I never think about my character being sexy unless that's written in."

Your name is pretty much synonymous with hotness. Maybe it sucks. You know what doesn't suck? Getting paid millions upon millions of dollars because you won the genetic lottery.

Rev. Skarekroe: I actually thought Thora Birch was hotter when I first saw her in Ghost World.


Now THAT is a damn lie.
 
ecl
2012-05-01 06:00:20 PM  

mongbiohazard: When she said that, if you were standing near her, you'd actually be able to hear the thoughts of every other woman within earshot as they'd all be thinking the exact same thing, "Ok, NOW I want to fling acid in her face."


Haz catfight?
 
2012-05-01 06:01:12 PM  
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"Too Jewish."
 
2012-05-01 06:01:38 PM  
Don't know anything about her but a lot of actors worry more about eating and paying the rent than being famous. Character actor is an excellent career choice.

www.popcrunch.com

Some of those people work steady for decades.
 
2012-05-01 06:01:43 PM  
She is a character actor. Has she never seen her own movies?
 
2012-05-01 06:12:24 PM  
Man, I thought she had it made, but I now I feel really bad for her. I will say an extra prayer for Scarlett before going to bed tonight. She must really have it tough in life.
 
2012-05-01 06:12:40 PM  

MrEricSir: She is a character actor. Has she never seen her own movies?


Came here to say that. The closest she has ever gotten to top-billing is The Island, but Obi Wan and Michael 'Explosions' Bay put her in third.
 
2012-05-01 06:17:39 PM  

FishyFred: Rev. Skarekroe: I actually thought Thora Birch was hotter when I first saw her in Ghost World.

Now THAT is a damn lie.


1. Thora's boobs, when properly supported and clothed, are very nice.(and were in GW)
2. In Ghost World, Thora wore those horn rim glasses, which hid her lack of eyebrows.
3. She also did the short hair thing, had some styling through most of the movie.

SJ, however, was dressed down, serious, and was plain jayne'd quite a bit. Simple hair, simple clothes, simple "acting".
Thora, for all of those things, was wild, for most of the movie.

The whole movie was about how SJ(and the rest of the world) was boring and/or laughably stupid. They carried that out quite well.

/gimme all your money biatch!
 
2012-05-01 06:22:40 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Don't know anything about her but a lot of actors worry more about eating and paying the rent than being famous. Character actor is an excellent career choice.

[www.popcrunch.com image 500x375]

Some of those people work steady for decades.


I swear to God you stole that from my mind!

Shakes tiny fist - good on ya, Mate.
 
2012-05-01 06:25:51 PM  

DeltaPunch: Man, I thought she had it made, but I now I feel really bad for her. I will say an extra prayer for Scarlett before going to bed tonight. She must really have it tough in life.


I pray for her quite often. I may be an atheist, but damn if I wouldn't go full christian in return for that christmas gift.(if it survived packaging anyhow)
 
2012-05-01 06:28:54 PM  
Butterfaces are hot now? Huh.
 
2012-05-01 06:31:36 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: gopher321: Well, you have to admit, she's got a killer body, but her face is mildly pretty at most.

Just sayin'


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Just sayin'.


With enough makeup on even I look good. Just sayin'.

Scarlet is what's referred to as a Monet. She looks good from far away but when you get up close you see she's not "all that & a bag of chips." As the kids say these days. I've seen much prettier woman in real life.
 
2012-05-01 06:35:35 PM  
Aw, poor baby.

For someone who's complaining that she hates being hot,
she certainly does enough photoshoots that she's vamping it up.

STFU
Do your gig, go spend your money.
 
2012-05-01 06:38:50 PM  
Try being ugly. Then complain.
 
2012-05-01 06:41:23 PM  
People that say shiat like this should have acid thrown on them. Then they wouldn't have to worry about having money thrown at them just for looking nice, they could go out and earn it, like all the rest of us. Just illustrates how stupid she actually is.
 
2012-05-01 06:41:42 PM  
And when she's older and is getting those more serious roles she'll biatch about missing her young vibrant body.
 
2012-05-01 06:43:17 PM  

LDM90: Butterfaces are hot now? Huh.


THIS.

Never understood the appeal, except for the breasts.
 
2012-05-01 06:44:58 PM  

nimawai: ... she's not "all that & a bag of chips." As the kids say these days.


Are the kids you know stuck in some sort of weird time warp?
 
2012-05-01 06:50:13 PM  

Mugato: Unfortunately she'll be tied up in the Avengers into her 40s.


www.liveforfilms.com

Literally.
 
2012-05-01 06:59:02 PM  

carnifex2005: Never understood the appeal, except for the breasts.


Are they real?
 
2012-05-01 06:59:23 PM  

omeganuepsilon: FishyFred: Rev. Skarekroe: I actually thought Thora Birch was hotter when I first saw her in Ghost World.

Now THAT is a damn lie.

1. Thora's boobs, when properly supported and clothed, are very nice.(and were in GW)
2. In Ghost World, Thora wore those horn rim glasses, which hid her lack of eyebrows.
3. She also did the short hair thing, had some styling through most of the movie.

SJ, however, was dressed down, serious, and was plain jayne'd quite a bit. Simple hair, simple clothes, simple "acting".
Thora, for all of those things, was wild, for most of the movie.

The whole movie was about how SJ(and the rest of the world) was boring and/or laughably stupid. They carried that out quite well.

/gimme all your money biatch!


Hear hear! I, too, thought Thora was hotter in Ghost World. Then Lost In Translation happened, and nobody remembers Thora Birch.
 
2012-05-01 07:00:21 PM  
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sympathizes
 
2012-05-01 07:01:38 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Don't know anything about her but a lot of actors worry more about eating and paying the rent than being famous. Character actor is an excellent career choice.

[www.popcrunch.com image 500x375]

Some of those people work steady for decades.


I miss some of the character actors more than I do some of the old time big name stars.
 
2012-05-01 07:04:53 PM  

ZMugg: [actresswallpapers.net image 640x400]

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Just sayin'

yeah, focus on the breasts.


MMF?
 
2012-05-01 07:06:55 PM  
Oh, boo-frakking-hoo.

Last I checked, doll, human beings were able to make their own decisions. I'm sure no one had to hold you at gunpoint and force you to play Black Widow again for the Avengers. if you want to be this "character actor" so badly, you take the roles YOU want to play, not the ones studios want to see you in. Sure, sometimes you go back to the sexy, drooling-fanboy fodder...you know, if you need to pay a light bill or something...but if you want to break out of the "we need a bombshell" mold, you take Charlize Theron's lead. She won an Oscar for her role in Monster playing someone completely opposite of the smoking-hot woman she is.

Sorry, I just have no patience or sympathy for that "I hate being hot" garbage. Sure, it's probably a real pain in the ass from time to time because of the narrow-minded behavior of many, but I bet there are just as many times she's loving the hell out of what her beauty's done for her career.
 
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