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		Woman comes home drunk and bites family dog. Dog bites back in self defense. No charges against the dog (newser.com)		49
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gopher321		2012-05-01 04:51:23 PM

A woman has been charged with animal cruelty for allegedly biting her dog. This is not the unlucky victim, just a stock photo.

Heh heh heh.

calbert		2012-05-01 05:02:33 PM

that's not what "hair of the dog" means

Sock Ruh Tease		2012-05-01 05:25:14 PM

It's a girl eat dog world out there.

dudicon		2012-05-01 05:26:55 PM

In south east asia this would be a typical day

catonacid		2012-05-01 05:27:15 PM

Hot dog, we've got a wiener.

KangTheMad		2012-05-01 05:28:05 PM

So, why do we not have a photo of the 19 year old girl?

Mr. Potatoass		2012-05-01 05:28:30 PM

Biatch?

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-05-01 05:28:47 PM

I guess she likes it ruff.

Erebus1954		2012-05-01 05:29:04 PM

Dog will need to be checked for rabies now unless she has proof of her rabies shot.

zez		2012-05-01 05:29:16 PM

I've been waiting for a sequel

haterade		2012-05-01 05:29:49 PM

/hot
//eh, i'd bite her back

groppet		2012-05-01 05:29:57 PM

Did they put the woman down?

Mildot		2012-05-01 05:30:04 PM

was it Michelle tasting Obama's dinner???

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tasteless		2012-05-01 05:31:07 PM

haterade: /hot
//eh, i'd bite her back

Well she's obviously insane in and out of the bedroom. I'd hit.

dudicon		2012-05-01 05:35:07 PM

calbert: KangTheMad: So, why do we not have a photo of the 19 year old girl?

[www.suntimes.com image 240x180]

Analise J. Garner / photo from McHenry County Sheriff's office

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The Jami Turman Fan Club		2012-05-01 05:36:04 PM

Did the dog stand his ground?

Jim_Callahan		2012-05-01 05:36:42 PM

tasteless: haterade: /hot
//eh, i'd bite her back

Well she's obviously insane in and out of the bedroom. I'd hit.

Dunno, you think you're hairy enough to meet her standards?

LeroyBourne		2012-05-01 05:36:55 PM

zez: [ciarannorris.co.uk image 500x318]

I've been waiting for a sequel

No, remember 'american psycho 2'?

Rapmaster2000		2012-05-01 05:37:30 PM

Mildot: was it Michelle tasting Obama's dinner???

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At one of Chicago's well-known dog restaurants no doubt. That city isn't Real America.

MasterSFV		2012-05-01 05:38:47 PM

If only there was some simple journalist saying that would help us decide if this is news or not..........

/A non gender specific kind of saying.......

Bunnyhat		2012-05-01 05:40:37 PM

You know what's sad?

I bet that dog felt awful biting her. Like it could just die because it had to defend itself from a valued member of it's pack.

I can picture the look of hurt my dog would have if I started abusing her. It makes me sad just imaging it.

Skr		2012-05-01 05:42:04 PM

"Oh, the shiat I put up with."

KangTheMad		2012-05-01 05:42:25 PM

calbert: KangTheMad: So, why do we not have a photo of the 19 year old girl?

[www.suntimes.com image 240x180]

Analise J. Garner / photo from McHenry County Sheriff's office

Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

//Alright, maybe

utsagrad123		2012-05-01 05:50:15 PM

Obama's America

Real Women Drink Akvavit		2012-05-01 05:54:02 PM

tasteless: haterade: /hot
//eh, i'd bite her back

Well she's obviously insane in and out of the bedroom. I'd hit.

Better make it a hit and run.

RevGonzo19		2012-05-01 05:55:12 PM

She bit her dog?

Whatthefark		2012-05-01 05:59:19 PM

"I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks."
"So what, that happens to people all the time."
"You don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Dragonflew		2012-05-01 06:01:40 PM

Hate to say it, but I am really surprised that the police did not immediately kill the dog.

Dragonflew		2012-05-01 06:02:54 PM

Dragonflew: Hate to say it, but I am really surprised that the police did not immediately kill the dog.

I should clarify: I would not WANT them to, but that is just what police DO.

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums		2012-05-01 06:10:27 PM

Why is this on Fark?

MagSeven		2012-05-01 06:15:41 PM

Bunnyhat: You know what's sad?

I bet that dog felt awful biting her. Like it could just die because it had to defend itself from a valued member of it's pack.

I can picture the look of hurt my dog would have if I started abusing her. It makes me sad just imaging it.

That and no one can probably drink around that dog ever again. It will probably equate the scent of booze with the crazy biatch that attacked him and probably be extra skittish or even aggressive if you have a few at a bbq.

retrograde		2012-05-01 06:18:54 PM

Analise? Her name is Analise?

zvoidx		2012-05-01 06:22:34 PM

FTA: Good thing she's not running for president...

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Mildot		2012-05-01 07:27:30 PM

Are we sure she didn't kick the dog??? An oldie but a goodie with a bit of nsfw language

binkyman		2012-05-01 07:35:09 PM

zvoidx: FTA: Good thing she's not running for president...

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You cheating on us with reddit?

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-05-01 07:46:07 PM

retrograde: Analise? Her name is Analise?

Shocking that parents who think that naming their daughter "Analise" would raise an animal abuser with substance abuse issues.

zvoidx		2012-05-01 08:02:18 PM

binkyman: zvoidx: FTA: Good thing she's not running for president...

[i49.tinypic.com image 251x240]

You cheating on us with reddit?

i45.tinypic.com

baronbloodbath		2012-05-01 08:05:05 PM

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*In old Russia

iToad		2012-05-01 08:28:27 PM

There's drunk. There's .300 BAC drunk. And then there's dog biting drunk.

tuckeg		2012-05-01 08:53:40 PM

Foreplay

i upped my meds-up yours		2012-05-01 08:59:09 PM

retrograde: Analise? Her name is Analise?

I'd analise her.

Canton		2012-05-01 09:30:09 PM

So did the dog get medical attention? Human bites are pretty awful...

wambu		2012-05-01 09:35:23 PM

What was the breed of the dog so that we may be appropriately outraged?

bmihura		2012-05-01 09:49:07 PM

Canton: So did the dog get medical attention? Human bites are pretty awful...

I certainly hope it was the dog and not the human. And I don't even like dogs that much, just a little bit.

jaytkay		2012-05-01 09:56:45 PM

Damn. Too bad dog abuse is a deal-breaker.

Benni K Rok		2012-05-01 10:14:52 PM

tasteless: haterade: /hot
//eh, i'd bite her back

Well she's obviously insane in and out of the bedroom. I'd hit.

NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!!!

/That is all.

retrograde		2012-05-01 10:43:15 PM

Benni K Rok: NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!!!

She's a biter, better heed this advice.

Kurmudgeon		2012-05-02 12:06:25 AM

Crazy eyes....

Callous		2012-05-02 07:44:35 AM

retrograde: Benni K Rok: NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!!!

She's a biter, better heed this advice.

At least don't let her give you a beej.

/would hit it

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