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		Bank robber admits to stealing silver chalice. He chose... poorly (nj.com)		44
		More: Dumbass, North Main Street, bank robbery, Michael Jehle, boroughs, Hightstown

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WelldeadLink		2012-05-01 02:58:02 PM

Which one was the Holy Grail, again?

Petit_Merdeux		2012-05-01 03:00:06 PM

Did he steal the chalice in the palace, or the flagon with the dragon?

shivashakti		2012-05-01 03:44:38 PM

Hold off, police.
I'm the Bishop of that county and this man was my guest..
Oh, and here...take these silver candlesticks as well. Would you leave the best behind?

dj_spanmaster		2012-05-01 04:49:24 PM

He chose... poorly
+1

Oznog		2012-05-01 04:50:12 PM

Hey, I fought a DRAGON for that!

Or a duck-thing... the point is, I could have been killed.

dj_spanmaster		2012-05-01 04:50:31 PM

He should be spanked! And then, the oral sex!

cgraves67		2012-05-01 04:51:43 PM

shivashakti: Hold off, police.
I'm the Bishop of that county and this man was my guest..
Oh, and here...take these silver candlesticks as well. Would you leave the best behind?

Your post is making us Miserables!

azazyel		2012-05-01 04:53:44 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Did he steal the chalice in the palace, or the flagon with the dragon?

Thank you sir..

Shadyman		2012-05-01 04:53:45 PM

Oznog: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x275]

Hey, I fought a DRAGON for that!

Or a duck-thing... the point is, I could have been killed.

Somebody get this fricken' duck away from me!

sinanju		2012-05-01 04:57:34 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Did he steal the chalice in the palace, or the flagon with the dragon?

The chalice from the palace has the pellet with the poison, but the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.

Tha_MonkeyClaw		2012-05-01 04:59:00 PM

Oznog: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x275]

Hey, I fought a DRAGON for that!

Or a duck-thing... the point is, I could have been killed.

@ Oznog, DANG! You beat me to it! Well done sir...well done!

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-05-01 04:59:00 PM

Isn't Stella Artois giving those things away?

Fano		2012-05-01 05:00:32 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Did he steal the chalice in the palace, or the flagon with the dragon?

The one with the brew that is true, poured from the vessel with the pestle.

MAYORBOB		2012-05-01 05:02:02 PM

Were those the authentic silver chalices that Franklin Mint was offering, assuring all buyers that they would never lose their value?

Boeheimian Rhapsody		2012-05-01 05:03:33 PM

sinanju: Petit_Merdeux: Did he steal the chalice in the palace, or the flagon with the dragon?

The chalice from the palace has the pellet with the poison, but the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.

But they broke the chalice from the palace. The flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison, vessel with the pestle has brew that is true.

Keigh		2012-05-01 05:09:06 PM

Shadyman: Oznog: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x275]

Hey, I fought a DRAGON for that!

Or a duck-thing... the point is, I could have been killed.

Somebody get this fricken' duck away from me!

I hereby award you one (1) internet.

/not obscure
//just really really old
///in internet time

Scoth		2012-05-01 05:16:10 PM

Came here for Court Jester references, leaving satisfied. With bonus Adventure!

krafty420		2012-05-01 05:22:14 PM

He chose the right church though - had he stolen the chalice from mine, all he'd have gotten would be unleavened bread

Lonewolf45100		2012-05-01 05:27:56 PM

Laughed at headline.

+1 Subby. Would laugh again.

MBooda		2012-05-01 05:32:03 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Did he steal the chalice in the palace, or the flagon with the dragon?

Go ask chalice.

/when she's ten feet tall

KrispyKritter		2012-05-01 05:32:29 PM

hmm. I'm pretty sure back when i attended St. Anthony's RC Church they referred to that vessel as a 'pimp cup'. go figure.

Seraphym		2012-05-01 05:44:04 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: sinanju: Petit_Merdeux: Did he steal the chalice in the palace, or the flagon with the dragon?

The chalice from the palace has the pellet with the poison, but the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.

But they broke the chalice from the palace. The flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison, vessel with the pestle has brew that is true.

Now it's the flagon with the dragon...?

i.huffpost.com

MooseUpNorth		2012-05-01 05:48:14 PM

Shadyman: Somebody get this fricken' duck away from me!

Didn't come for this, but will gladly take it.

OscarTamerz		2012-05-01 05:52:24 PM

cajunns		2012-05-01 05:59:25 PM

"theft of movable property, police said. "
now would that bring a higher charge than say stealing CAR
I can't believe the variety of charges police can lay

PapaChester		2012-05-01 06:13:27 PM

Seriously? Monty Python references? You people do grok what classic motion picture this is dialogue from?

/That's right, I said grok.

Oznog		2012-05-01 06:20:05 PM

PapaChester: Seriously? Monty Python references? You people do grok what classic motion picture this is dialogue from?

/That's right, I said grok.

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Oh, bad, NAUGHTY Michael Jehle! Here at Castle Anthrax there is but ONE punishment for stealing the chalice-shaped beacon...

/the criminal justice system sure has changed

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-01 06:26:09 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Did he steal the chalice in the palace, or the flagon with the dragon?

It had the brew that was true.

Mouser		2012-05-01 07:08:18 PM

MAYORBOB: Were those the authentic silver chalices that Franklin Mint was offering, assuring all buyers that they would never lose their value?

From TFA:

Michael Jehle, 20, of West Windsor told police he stole the silver-plated chalice from the First Presbyterian Church on April 16, the same day as the bank robbery in Trenton, police said.

So, probably yes.

Oznog		2012-05-01 07:14:31 PM

Mouser: MAYORBOB: Were those the authentic silver chalices that Franklin Mint was offering, assuring all buyers that they would never lose their value?

From TFA:

Michael Jehle, 20, of West Windsor told police he stole the silver-plated chalice from the First Presbyterian Church on April 16, the same day as the bank robbery in Trenton, police said.

So, probably yes.

You mean "Clad in 0.999 silver, MIRACULOUSLY recovered from Ground Zero!"

/sure, 2,606 people died
//but, THANK GOD the silver made it out ok
///i mean it could have been crushed. it SHOULD have been crushed, or burned away
////only by a miracle of God did the silver get recovered and resold
//sorry about the 2,606 deaths, but God only allocates one miracle per tragedy

antron		2012-05-01 07:52:01 PM

LordOfThePings		2012-05-01 07:56:07 PM

PapaChester: Seriously? Monty Python references? You people do grok what classic motion picture this is dialogue from?

Of course, that scene in Army of Darkness where Starbuck and McClane got the trophy for winning the dance competition:

www.eatmedaily.com

PurpleAlienGiraffe		2012-05-01 07:59:52 PM

As I can see the Indiana Jones, Monty Python AND Court Jester references are well already in play, I'm not needed here.

I'm both satisfied and impressed. I love you people.

SirEattonHogg		2012-05-01 08:09:00 PM

Silver plate? pfffft

Only go for the .9999 "plata pura" chalices. Cheap church.

LarryDan43		2012-05-01 08:10:44 PM

He needed it for a pimm's cup.

ZeroCorpse		2012-05-01 08:28:38 PM

JonnyBGoode		2012-05-01 08:49:37 PM

> GET FLASK

Ye cannot get the FLASK.

JonnyBGoode		2012-05-01 08:52:13 PM

Scoth: Came here for Court Jester references, leaving satisfied. With bonus Adventure!

Not Adventure!... Thy Dungeonman.

/Plugh!

6655321		2012-05-01 09:54:37 PM

Jean ValJean.

Bucky Katt		2012-05-01 10:24:00 PM

forget choosing ... he's just stupid

FarkingAussie		2012-05-01 10:51:08 PM

cgraves67: shivashakti: Hold off, police.
I'm the Bishop of that county and this man was my guest..
Oh, and here...take these silver candlesticks as well. Would you leave the best behind?

Your post is making us Miserables!

Not very Digne fied is it?

TheRealVera		2012-05-01 11:06:55 PM

Came for Court Jester, leaving satisfied.

I love Fark.

Minerva8918		2012-05-02 06:45:53 AM

I came for Indiana Jones reference, was unaware of all the others mentioned =\

But I loved the headline. +1 indeed.

Kit Fister		2012-05-02 04:08:41 PM

Minerva8918: I came for Indiana Jones reference, was unaware of all the others mentioned =\

But I loved the headline. +1 indeed.

Come over to my house, we'll watch Indiana Jones marathons and eat ice cream.

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