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2012-05-01 01:15:02 PM  
2, 12, 13, 14, 15. That is all.
 
2012-05-01 01:21:10 PM  
5 and 6 are the same girl, aren't they?

/she reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode
 
2012-05-01 01:22:22 PM  

BunkyBrewman: 5 and 6 are the same girl, aren't they?

/she reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode


She looks like Famke Janssen after an accident.

What's with the green-skinned one? Is she supposed to be a Skrull?
 
2012-05-01 01:27:59 PM  
I was gonna stop at 2, but glad I didn't because then I wouldn't have seen 8. And aw what the hell, 16 and the big green meanie at 21 as well.

Rev. Skarekroe: What's with the green-skinned one? Is she supposed to be a Skrull?


I think she's what happens when Dr. Banner and Ms. Romanova have too much downtime at the mansion together...
 
2012-05-01 01:38:23 PM  
I might have to have a couple of beers under my belt for #18, and after several more I might do #21 as well, but otherwise I would gladly and proudly bang any of the others dead sober. As would you, studman69mitter.
 
2012-05-01 01:45:24 PM  
Lots to like!
 
2012-05-01 01:51:41 PM  
Niiice

/even the green one
//*especially* the green one
 
2012-05-01 01:59:23 PM  
20 ... Like the fist of an angry hulk.
 
2012-05-01 02:10:30 PM  
They're all above Studman69 standards, but #4 especially appeals to me for some reason.
Show some respect for my future wife, you animals.
 
2012-05-01 02:35:07 PM  
Because I know all of you care very deeply about my views on this issue, I would probably rank them in something like the following order:

2, 1, 4, 9, 8, 12, 3, 10, 14, 13, 15, 17, 7, 5/6 (same person), 11, 20, 16, 19, 18, 21
 
2012-05-01 02:35:17 PM  
I'm going to guess 21 is a Skrull impersonating Black Widow.
 
2012-05-01 02:41:30 PM  
I'll take the real redheads, which would be I think 8, 9 and 17. Also 2 and 14.
 
2012-05-01 02:43:09 PM  
I'm impressed with the colors in #15. Nicely 'shopped, or else just the most amazing eyes ever.
My penis and I choose to believe the latter.
 
2012-05-01 06:45:26 PM  
#12, yes please.
 
2012-05-01 06:53:30 PM  
I think 21 is a post-op dude.
 
2012-05-01 07:16:03 PM  
Number 2 is scrumptious.
 
2012-05-01 07:34:24 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

/sort of want? you farkin kidding me? that should've been a helllls yeah for this girl
 
2012-05-01 07:48:54 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Them's crazy eyes, want for about a week.
 
2012-05-01 07:53:35 PM  
Number 15 made it move.
 
2012-05-01 08:21:08 PM  
#15 has Crazy eyes? Whatthefarkever. You go on, subs, I'll take it from here.
.
.
.
.

/and by "take" I mean sit here and pretend she'd talk to me
 
2012-05-01 08:35:26 PM  
Damn some of those are as hot as Scarlet. Some not so much.
 
2012-05-01 08:38:11 PM  

shaft6969: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 377x640]

/sort of want? you farkin kidding me? that should've been a helllls yeah for this girl


She has a pleasant "Assassin Next Door" look.
 
2012-05-01 08:44:27 PM  
1, 12, and 13. How much for your women? Your wife, your daughters, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
 
2012-05-01 08:46:29 PM  
Is 18 Octomom?
 
2012-05-01 08:46:57 PM  
All of the above. You know greenie would be a FREAK.
 
2012-05-01 08:48:42 PM  

shaft6969: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 377x640]

/sort of want? you farkin kidding me? that should've been a helllls yeah for this girl


THIS!
 
2012-05-01 08:51:06 PM  
I'd take any or all. One at a time or in groups.
 
Skr
2012-05-01 08:51:16 PM  
Obviously Tits are the main facet of Black Widows character development.

/Titty sprinkles
 
2012-05-01 08:53:53 PM  
I'll take #8.

/kinda reminds me of someone that was in a Chemistry class with me.
//only bearable thing about that tedium.
///my pants, why do they fit funny now?
 
2012-05-01 08:59:04 PM  
18 and 19 are on the bubble, 21 only if the other twenty are gone. For the rest, if anyone needs me I'll be in my faporatory.
 
2012-05-01 09:02:28 PM  
all of them but 18.
 
2012-05-01 09:02:56 PM  
dl.dropbox.com


Hmm.... I sense a supple milfy goodness in this one.
Have her washed and brought to my bedchamber!
 
2012-05-01 09:05:40 PM  

way south: [dl.dropbox.com image 625x943]


Hmm.... I sense a supple milfy goodness in this one.
Have her washed and brought to my bedchamber!


Aside from the red hair, blue eyes, and ample breasts, it was her hips that really got me.
 
2012-05-01 09:12:41 PM  
2 please, I have a thing for nerdling chicks, and this one is stacked, so that's just bonus.
 
2012-05-01 09:17:08 PM  

shaft6969: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 377x640]

/sort of want? you farkin kidding me? that should've been a helllls yeah for this girl


i thought so too. her eyes say that she'll not only let you do naughty things to her...she'll make you
 
2012-05-01 09:18:33 PM  
No, no, YES, no, no, YES, no, no, no, no, YES!

/can't Torquemada anything
 
2012-05-01 09:20:43 PM  

shaft6969: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 377x640]

/sort of want? you farkin kidding me? that should've been a helllls yeah for this girl


She looks homeschooled.

way south: I sense a supple milfy goodness in this one.


MILF? She's like, what, 25? Maybe early 30s, tops?
 
2012-05-01 09:23:12 PM  
CSB time....

#5 was at dragoncon this past year. My buddy was in love with her and had to get his pic with her (this was around 1am after 10+ hours of decently paced drinking). I take the pic and a few days later when i load up the pictures I was floored that she was not smoking hot like we all remember. There were lots of those pictures.
 
2012-05-01 09:26:43 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

I'm so high right now.
 
2012-05-01 09:27:01 PM  

BunkyBrewman: she reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode


The Contest?

/I'm out!
 
2012-05-01 09:33:49 PM  
All yes with the exception of 5 and 6. Those are maybe after a few drinks
 
2012-05-01 09:37:40 PM  

junkmetal: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x895]

Them's crazy eyes, want for about a week.


Her crazy eyes are saying, "I'm going to do evil things to your peener." I don't have a problem with that.
 
2012-05-01 09:39:03 PM  
Gentlemen, I've got this. Have them all sent to my bedchamber, except for 20 and that other one. Let's space it out a bit though. I like a bit of time for foreplay and I'll need to shower every couple rounds.
 
2012-05-01 09:58:41 PM  
2,3,8,9,10,12,13


But I appreciate the effort, beauty & willingness to get into a tight jumpsuit that shows cleavage by all of them.
 
2012-05-01 09:58:54 PM  
I only saw two I would shy away from. The rest... I think more women should dress in such a manner.

Now there's a bunk that requires me being in it.
 
2012-05-01 10:10:01 PM  
images.wikia.com
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
 
2012-05-01 10:10:09 PM  

OgreMagi: junkmetal: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x895]

Them's crazy eyes, want for about a week.

Her crazy eyes are saying, "I'm going to do evil things to your peener." I don't have a problem with that.


You say that now, but when the cops are helping you look for it, there may be second thoughts.
 
2012-05-01 10:15:37 PM  
Half those chests make me think of a speed bag, BUHduhduh BUHduhduh BUHduhduh BUHduhduh
 
2012-05-01 10:17:17 PM  

Tickle Mittens: OgreMagi: junkmetal: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x895]

Them's crazy eyes, want for about a week.

Her crazy eyes are saying, "I'm going to do evil things to your peener." I don't have a problem with that.

You say that now, but when the cops are helping you look for it, there may be second thoughts.


Doesn't matter, Had snu snu.
 
2012-05-01 10:20:30 PM  
Not a single "No" in the bunch. Including the green one at the end.
 
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