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(YouTube)   Three grandmas talk about the Kardashians and watch Kim and Ray-J's sex tape. Choice quotes include "why is it so purple?" and "it looks like a snake" (with not safe for work language)   (youtube.com) divider line 49
    More: Amusing, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, sex tapes, purple, grandmother, Kim Kardashian  
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2012-05-01 02:58:35 PM  
So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?
 
2012-05-01 03:04:32 PM  
♫ Oh, dear, it's past imaginin'
Three old ladies watching Kardashian
They were there for all of the passionin'
And then they gouged out their eyes ♫
 
2012-05-01 03:08:58 PM  
Ew. Do you bake cookies with that mouth?

/wait that doesn't work
 
2012-05-01 03:34:29 PM  

doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


The, uh, internet...?
 
2012-05-01 03:46:41 PM  

Shostie: doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?

The, uh, internet...?


On the computer?
 
2012-05-01 04:07:31 PM  
LOL old people
 
2012-05-01 05:34:06 PM  
I want a grandma like that.
 
2012-05-01 05:58:03 PM  

doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


Dude, if three old grandmas can find it on the internet...
 
2012-05-01 06:05:39 PM  

Mugato: Ew. Do you bake cookies with that mouth?


www.thenewsburner.com
 
2012-05-01 06:12:56 PM  
Observations from TFV:
They "SORE" it on the internet.
Granny on the left is working her tongue and lips a bit too much.
 
2012-05-01 06:19:52 PM  

doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


Apparently on the internet. I would post a link but I don't have internet.
 
2012-05-01 06:27:22 PM  
"What's wrong with her, she's just layin' there."

Tell me about it sister.
 
2012-05-01 06:28:30 PM  

doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


Google it with safe search off. It's there, but ignore the youtube link.
 
2012-05-01 06:29:48 PM  
Is this a Golden Girls reboot?
 
2012-05-01 06:39:11 PM  
"That's what the Greeks do, from the back"

Hahahahahahaha.
 
2012-05-01 06:47:15 PM  
CLY-toris
 
2012-05-01 06:53:20 PM  
I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?
 
2012-05-01 06:54:15 PM  

Flappyhead: CLY-toris


Always thought it rhymed with delores, but now I understand why none of the BBWs on Craigslist are responding to my emails.
 
2012-05-01 07:04:21 PM  

MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?


Sweet merciful Jesus.....
 
Bf+
2012-05-01 07:12:01 PM  

MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?


cdn.overclock.net
 
2012-05-01 07:17:29 PM  

MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?


I just saw Kate in the same room as Terry Richardson. That man has the ability to make any woman take off their clothes in front of his camera. This is good news.

And I'll say it again, why hasn't Hef thrown a truckload of money at this woman yet?
 
2012-05-01 07:40:17 PM  

MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?


Is it possible to get an erection and spooge at the exact same time?

I think it is.
 
2012-05-01 07:49:35 PM  
Kate-upton/cat daddy

/you are welcomed
 
2012-05-01 07:50:38 PM  

MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

 
2012-05-01 07:54:48 PM  

CrispFlows: MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?


i238.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-01 07:57:39 PM  

mr lawson: Kate-upton/cat daddy

/you are welcomed


Really? That's it?

I've seen far "worse" on YouTube.
 
2012-05-01 09:16:53 PM  
OK, just for giggles I watched it on Pr0ntube.
*gag*
she did.
I have a very conservative co-worker who is getting an anon email about now who happens to be a Kim K fan. I'll know if he got it if I see him yawning tomorrow.
He'll fap till he drops.
 
2012-05-01 09:20:46 PM  

MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?


You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!
 
2012-05-01 10:02:39 PM  
i732.photobucket.com

Preach it sister!
 
2012-05-01 10:27:54 PM  
Those are some cool grandmas.
 
2012-05-01 10:37:02 PM  

RoyBatty: mr lawson: Kate-upton/cat daddy

/you are welcomed

Really? That's it?

I've seen far "worse" on YouTube.


It's probably being pulled for the audio, not the video.

Also, that was the least sexy "sexy" dance I think I have ever seen.
 
2012-05-01 10:50:55 PM  

doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


So what you're saying is, these grandmothers found it (on the internet, as they proclaim, no less) and you're baffled as to where you can find it? Interesting.
 
2012-05-01 10:51:31 PM  

DeltaPunch: doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?

Dude, if three old grandmas can find it on the internet...


Or, what he said.
 
2012-05-01 10:52:33 PM  
"Two hands with space in the middle!"
 
2012-05-01 11:33:29 PM  
how an olympic athlete like him went from taking home the gold, to marrying a gold-digger is beyond me
eatrunswag.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-01 11:43:44 PM  
img571.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-02 12:53:03 AM  
No reference to "Grandma's boy", the movie, yet? Classic cult film.
 
2012-05-02 12:55:16 AM  
^some painfully bad/awkward moments^ watch it with low expectations
 
2012-05-02 01:57:50 AM  

doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?



Your local Romantix has it, guaranteed.

That's a popular porno video right now.

ditto the Lindsay Lohan Playboy issue released the beginning of the year.
 
2012-05-02 02:10:40 AM  
That video really tickled the hell out of me. I can only hope to be a cool gran like that one day.
 
2012-05-02 02:58:23 AM  
All right I have been avoiding this thing like the plague all frikkin day and finally I'm being a complete sucker.
 
2012-05-02 03:01:39 AM  
*blink*

OK......pretty cool grannies.

I still feel like a sucker though.
 
2012-05-02 06:04:57 AM  
Wish my mother would be 'happy' about ANYTHING or could laugh in her old age.. she's so viciously cruel and nosy about everyone's business it isn't funny....

/of course she's never been one to ever laugh, so it just got worse down the line lol
 
2012-05-02 07:13:10 AM  
OBLIGATORY

//Obscure?
 
2012-05-02 08:40:02 AM  
I must be the only guy that finds that video boring as hell... who likes a fat chick that just lays there?
 
2012-05-02 11:15:44 AM  

Icetech3: I must be the only guy that finds that video boring as hell... who likes a fat chick that just lays there?


This, she's not fat, but it is the most boring sex tape ever.
 
2012-05-02 05:06:30 PM  

Icetech3: I must be the only guy that finds that video boring as hell... who likes a fat chick that just lays there?


Agreed. That's why I don't get why she's famous. Girls that are famous for being slutty are selling us on the illusion that we could have sex with them. We've seen her have sex, and it looks boring as hell.
 
2012-05-02 07:55:08 PM  
That was hilarious.

Now I might finally have to track this video down and see if it's as purple as these ladies say it is.
 
2012-05-03 12:01:59 AM  
The hell with where can I find that video, anyone know where I can find those 3 old ladies? GILF Alert!!!

assets.diylol.com
 
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