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2012-05-01 01:13:41 PM
Good dog. I like how it barks "let's go" at the end. The bike needs a bigger seat though.
 
2012-05-01 02:44:53 PM

Mark Ratner: Good dog. I like how it barks "let's go" at the end. The bike needs a bigger seat though.


Clearly it is actually the dog's bike.
That man is merely his chauffeur.
 
2012-05-01 02:50:37 PM
Daaaaw. Good doggy. I lived with a Golden Retriever for a year (it came with the girl) I love how they always look like they are laughing at their own joke.
 
2012-05-01 03:07:59 PM
Awwwwwwwwww, I like how he climbs up and barks "go!" at the end.
 
2012-05-01 04:08:26 PM
I'd like to see a cat try that!
 
2012-05-01 04:31:57 PM
"I'm on, let's ride."
 
2012-05-01 04:40:35 PM
That is fugging AWESOME!
 
2012-05-01 04:55:31 PM
But tomorrow, he's in the soup pot. Think about it.
 
2012-05-02 08:39:06 AM
I love my dog like hes my kid... but damn... most he will do is make my bed smell like beagle farts:(
 
2012-05-02 09:18:18 AM

TommyymmoT: Mark Ratner: Good dog. I like how it barks "let's go" at the end. The bike needs a bigger seat though.

Clearly it is actually the dog's bike.
That man is merely his chauffeur.


This. Dog owners will understand.
 
2012-05-02 10:01:25 AM
Alright, the end made it totally worth it, I've got the goofiest look on my face from the bark lol
 
2012-05-02 10:02:38 AM
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2012-05-02 10:39:17 AM
I'm on. Punch it.
 
2012-05-02 10:46:51 AM

gopher321: But tomorrow, he's in the soup pot. Think about it.


Came for punchline, leaving hungry.
 
2012-05-02 11:02:20 AM
Seems it was in China.....I do not think they were after the bike.
 
2012-05-02 11:03:13 AM

gopher321: But tomorrow, he's in the soup pot. Think about it.


Damn you! I was thinking the same thing :p
 
2012-05-02 11:20:24 AM
How about giving that dog a bigger place to sit?
 
2012-05-02 11:22:08 AM
A golden retriever? What's it going to do? Lick me to death when I try to take the bike. You could get over on that thing just by bouncing a ball while your accomplice nicks the bike.
 
2012-05-02 12:03:14 PM
Best dog ever would be grilling his owner a steak while guarding the bike Subby.
 
2012-05-02 12:14:11 PM

gopher321: But tomorrow, he's in the soup pot. Think about it.


How else do you think he was so well trained?
FEAR.
 
2012-05-02 12:21:49 PM

GoodyearPimp: A golden retriever? What's it going to do? Lick me to death when I try to take the bike. You could get over on that thing just by bouncing a ball while your accomplice nicks the bike.


Yeah I heard of some people that had their house robbed and their retriever came up missing. They were very worried until he came back later in the day with a tennis ball in his mouth like nothing had happened. Gee, wonder how the crooks got past him? Hmmmm.

"Guard" dog my ass.


Still, it was Teh Awesomeness seeing him jump on the bike at the end of the video.
 
2012-05-02 12:55:40 PM
No no no. That's the bike of a Chinese Sushi deliveryman who had to stop for a pee.
 
2012-05-02 03:00:18 PM
Reminds me of a dog I saw in a bar (the Chart Room) in the French Quarter in New Orleans. Beautiful Lab with a red bandanna. His master used sign language to command him to snatch paper money off the tables, as well as stuff his wet dognose up the backside of pretty girls's skirts. One of the best afternoons of drinking and entertainment ever.
 
2012-05-02 04:34:51 PM

CoonAce: Reminds me of a dog I saw in a bar (the Chart Room) in the French Quarter in New Orleans. Beautiful Lab with a red bandanna. His master used sign language to command him to snatch paper money off the tables, as well as stuff his wet dognose up the backside of pretty girls's skirts. One of the best afternoons of drinking and entertainment ever.


That sounds like a helluva lot of fun, I am jealous!
 
2012-05-02 05:12:26 PM
I was pretty impressed at the end when the dog jumped on the bike... and barked when he was ready to go.
 
2012-05-02 08:11:27 PM

GoodyearPimp: A golden retriever? What's it going to do? Lick me to death when I try to take the bike. You could get over on that thing just by bouncing a ball while your accomplice nicks the bike.



Nearly any large sporting/working dog can be trained to be an effective guard dog . . . most goldens are big, sweet, and dumb by nature--but they have the tools needed to be pretty damned frightening.
 
2012-05-02 10:58:17 PM
I wish the contents of my fridge would guard my house, too.
 
2012-05-03 12:49:36 AM

sandi_fish: CoonAce: Reminds me of a dog I saw in a bar (the Chart Room) in the French Quarter in New Orleans. Beautiful Lab with a red bandanna. His master used sign language to command him to snatch paper money off the tables, as well as stuff his wet dognose up the backside of pretty girls's skirts. One of the best afternoons of drinking and entertainment ever.

That sounds like a helluva lot of fun, I am jealous!


I'm sure he'd let you sniff your skirt.
/snarky tonite
 
2012-05-03 01:54:07 AM
Dogs are the greatest!

Cats are tasty.

That is all.

Bark
 
2012-05-03 05:40:43 AM
Presumeably the guy standing there with the video camera helped just a bit.
 
2012-05-04 01:52:59 AM

GoodyearPimp: A golden retriever? What's it going to do? Lick me to death when I try to take the bike. You could get over on that thing just by bouncing a ball while your accomplice nicks the bike.


When I was a kid my dad had two dogs, a golden retriever ("Crash") and a doberman ("King"). There was a stone path that split our yard in two, and each dog claimed half the yard as his own. Now King was the sweetest, most peaceable dog you ever met, while Crash was a vicious and mean-tempered SOB. Hardly anyone that Crash bit ever saw him coming, they always had their eyes on King.

Goldens can be mean, mean dogs.

/i know, i know, csb, csb.
 
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