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2012-05-01 11:18:20 PM  
Lenny_da_Hog

busy chillin': I don't want a wild and crazy President. I don't think anyone does...

*cough* JFK *cough*


hmmm yeah I guess...my US history classes never really taught about that. And I was negative 13 when he was assassinated.
 
2012-05-01 11:42:18 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: muck4doo: Ships in the field. You know? The bah bah bahs?

Shh. You'll attract Montanans.


Can your pussy do the dog? Censorship says no. All conservatives should be for this. let the Dems be on their controlling ways.
 
2012-05-01 11:43:25 PM  

muck4doo: Lenny_da_Hog: muck4doo: Ships in the field. You know? The bah bah bahs?

Shh. You'll attract Montanans.

Can your pussy do the dog? Censorship says no. All conservatives should be for this. let the Dems be on their controlling ways.


I think you outdrank me tonight. Well done.
 
2012-05-01 11:44:05 PM  
Man. I haven't seen someone hit rock bottom in awhile.
 
2012-05-01 11:46:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Man. I haven't seen someone hit rock bottom in awhile.


Lulz. It happens to Bills players every year
 
2012-05-01 11:47:33 PM  

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: Man. I haven't seen someone hit rock bottom in awhile.

Lulz. It happens to Bills players every year


Wait, aren't you a Dallas fan? Hahahahaha!
 
2012-05-01 11:54:37 PM  

Sabyen91: muck4doo: Lenny_da_Hog: muck4doo: Ships in the field. You know? The bah bah bahs?

Shh. You'll attract Montanans.

Can your pussy do the dog? Censorship says no. All conservatives should be for this. let the Dems be on their controlling ways.

I think you outdrank me tonight. Well done.


The Democratic party, they won't ever try to limit your free speech, The democratic party, they will never try to make you slaves. The democratic party, they will never enact Jim Crow laws. The democratic party, they will never be the party of slavery, the democratic party, they will never be the party of lynchings, the democratic party, they will never be the ones behind prohibition, and drug laws, the democratic party, the saviors for all of you who think a more controlling central government authority will solve all problems. For the retarded, your party awaits you. "Their money belongs to me" is your party slogan.
 
2012-05-01 11:56:16 PM  

muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: Lenny_da_Hog: muck4doo: Ships in the field. You know? The bah bah bahs?

Shh. You'll attract Montanans.

Can your pussy do the dog? Censorship says no. All conservatives should be for this. let the Dems be on their controlling ways.

I think you outdrank me tonight. Well done.

The Democratic party, they won't ever try to limit your free speech, The democratic party, they will never try to make you slaves. The democratic party, they will never enact Jim Crow laws. The democratic party, they will never be the party of slavery, the democratic party, they will never be the party of lynchings, the democratic party, they will never be the ones behind prohibition, and drug laws, the democratic party, the saviors for all of you who think a more controlling central government authority will solve all problems. For the retarded, your party awaits you. "Their money belongs to me" is your party slogan.


Huh. that is a weird post for someone whose party is the driving force behind the Patriot Act.
 
2012-05-01 11:58:57 PM  

muck4doo: The Democratic party, they won't ever try to limit your free speech, The democratic party, they will never try to make you slaves. The democratic party, they will never enact Jim Crow laws. The democratic party, they will never be the party of slavery, the democratic party, they will never be the party of lynchings, the democratic party, they will never be the ones behind prohibition, and drug laws, the democratic party, the saviors for all of you who think a more controlling central government authority will solve all problems. For the retarded, your party awaits you. "Their money belongs to me" is your party slogan.


it actually kinda works if you give it a gil scott heron cadence.

bonus points if you can work in a red, black and green liberation jumpsuit.
 
2012-05-01 11:59:05 PM  

Sabyen91: muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: Man. I haven't seen someone hit rock bottom in awhile.

Lulz. It happens to Bills players every year

Wait, aren't you a Dallas fan? Hahahahaha!


Why yes, I am. Should I feel bad about their meetings with the Bills?
 
2012-05-01 11:59:48 PM  

muck4doo: The Democratic party, they won't ever try to limit your free speech,


You got all that out of a sheep-farking joke?
 
2012-05-02 12:00:46 AM  

Sabyen91: muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: Lenny_da_Hog: muck4doo: Ships in the field. You know? The bah bah bahs?

Shh. You'll attract Montanans.

Can your pussy do the dog? Censorship says no. All conservatives should be for this. let the Dems be on their controlling ways.

I think you outdrank me tonight. Well done.

The Democratic party, they won't ever try to limit your free speech, The democratic party, they will never try to make you slaves. The democratic party, they will never enact Jim Crow laws. The democratic party, they will never be the party of slavery, the democratic party, they will never be the party of lynchings, the democratic party, they will never be the ones behind prohibition, and drug laws, the democratic party, the saviors for all of you who think a more controlling central government authority will solve all problems. For the retarded, your party awaits you. "Their money belongs to me" is your party slogan.

Huh. that is a weird post for someone whose party is the driving force behind the Patriot Act.


Cool! I think I'm getting better at this.
 
2012-05-02 12:02:54 AM  
Should we really vote for someone whose own family admits is unstable?
 
2012-05-02 12:07:19 AM  

muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: Man. I haven't seen someone hit rock bottom in awhile.

Lulz. It happens to Bills players every year

Wait, aren't you a Dallas fan? Hahahahaha!

Why yes, I am. Should I feel bad about their meetings with the Bills?


I feel bad that your QB will win as many playoff games as mine will.
 
2012-05-02 12:08:55 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: Man. I haven't seen someone hit rock bottom in awhile.

Lulz. It happens to Bills players every year

Wait, aren't you a Dallas fan? Hahahahaha!

Why yes, I am. Should I feel bad about their meetings with the Bills?

I feel bad that your QB will win as many playoff games as mine will.


Okay. That does it. I want to keep arguing, but I think you probably are right. STFU already.
 
2012-05-02 12:16:42 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: Man. I haven't seen someone hit rock bottom in awhile.

Lulz. It happens to Bills players every year

Wait, aren't you a Dallas fan? Hahahahaha!

Why yes, I am. Should I feel bad about their meetings with the Bills?

I feel bad that your QB will win as many playoff games as mine will.


Rumor spreading around that Cameron switches butter for axle grease. Tries to blame fabio for not believing it tastes like gear oil. Should have been called gear oil instead.
 
2012-05-02 12:21:49 AM  
I just horrified myself with the thought and now I need some serious eye bleach, but what if Ann is alluding to her and Mittens being into some wild and crazy Rule 34 type kinky shiat behind closed doors?

/excuse me while I go throw up
 
2012-05-02 12:26:33 AM  

rynthetyn: I just horrified myself with the thought and now I need some serious eye bleach, but what if Ann is alluding to her and Mittens being into some wild and crazy Rule 34 type kinky shiat behind closed doors?

/excuse me while I go throw up


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that's probably not what she meant. Exciting for them is probably leaving the lights on.
 
2012-05-02 12:27:24 AM  

muck4doo: Bush spent like a drunken progressive. You're right on that. The tea party came out during that time protesting the spending.


When? Where?
 
2012-05-02 12:44:37 AM  

rynthetyn: I just horrified myself with the thought and now I need some serious eye bleach, but what if Ann is alluding to her and Mittens being into some wild and crazy Rule 34 type kinky shiat behind closed doors?

/excuse me while I go throw up


well, you can't really Rule 34 human beings having sex, that's just regular sex?
 
2012-05-02 12:54:27 AM  
Now THAT is funny!
 
2012-05-02 12:58:14 AM  
I take her word for it. Sure.....
What if he is crazier than Obama?
 
2012-05-02 01:12:26 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: busy chillin': I don't want a wild and crazy President. I don't think anyone does...

*cough* JFK *cough*


He was wild but not crazy. He had to have his wits about him in order to bed Marilyn.
 
2012-05-02 01:30:39 AM  

Bucky Katt: Lenny_da_Hog: busy chillin': I don't want a wild and crazy President. I don't think anyone does...

*cough* JFK *cough*

He was wild but not crazy. He had to have his wits about him in order to bed Marilyn.


CSB: I once held something that had been in Marilyn Monroe's vagina.

/Arthur Miller's hand
 
2012-05-02 01:37:14 AM  

muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: BushReagan spent like a drunken progressive

FTFY. There is nothing about the modern Republican Party that is "conservative".

He spent it getting us out of wars, and led to peace through out the land. From sea to shining sea. The cold war ended, and North Korea was left to dupe the Obama into accepting nuke tests.

/There's about as much "conservative" in the republican party as there is "progressive" in the Democrats.
//Sorry if i don't choose the same party to fark me in the ass as you do

So wait, the parties will fark you in the ass equally?

/SVR

Oh, of course not. Your party is all about the piples and stuff.

DAMMIT! Why did they not tell my about the piples? I am always the last to know.

My piples watch the ships in the field


You know the ships, like--baa-baa-baa?
 
2012-05-02 02:11:08 AM  
I'm disappointed. At first glance, I thought the headline was saying that Ann Romney was "a wild and crazy man inside." Everyone knows Mitten's is only wild and crazy when he's not wearing his magic underwear.
 
2012-05-02 02:20:04 AM  
I know what the matter is with muck.

He's been secretly grinding those heirloom tomato seeds into a fine powder and snorting them, and right now he's higher than Bruce McCandless.
 
2012-05-02 03:07:02 AM  
If this man gets elected....do the rank and file republicans think they can actually work with this man? God, he doesn't even have a little idea of what it's like to have to show up to work every day and do a job.
 
2012-05-02 04:28:52 AM  

Kittypie070: I know what the matter is with muck.

He's been secretly grinding those heirloom tomato seeds into a fine powder and snorting them, and right now he's higher than Bruce McCandless.


It's been a bad season so far. :(

I've got 8 plants that look like solid winners right now, and the rest are struggling. The winners so far:

Tondo Liscio
San Marzano
Pork Chop
Giant Belgium
Aunt Ginny Purple
Berkeley Tie Dye
Juan Flamm'e
Jet Star
 
2012-05-02 05:02:23 AM  

muck4doo: Kittypie070: I know what the matter is with muck.

He's been secretly grinding those heirloom tomato seeds into a fine powder and snorting them, and right now he's higher than Bruce McCandless.

It's been a bad season so far. :(

I've got 8 plants that look like solid winners right now, and the rest are struggling. The winners so far:

Tondo Liscio
San Marzano
Pork Chop
Giant Belgium
Aunt Ginny Purple
Berkeley Tie Dye
Juan Flamm'e
Jet Star


Made another post about my autumn looking hopefuls, but it didn't stay. >:(

Anyways, the survivors of the cut worms and disease that look good so far for late season are:

Earl's Faux
Hillbilly
Early Annie
Lime Green Salad
Brandywine-Cowlicks
Lindsey's
Sungold
and Purple Calabash
 
2012-05-02 07:51:14 AM  

James!: We had a sixth kid, Bapp.


This is pretty good but you forgot about their secret first child, the one that doesn't make public appearances. I am speaking of course of Torg Romney.
 
2012-05-02 07:55:17 AM  

Kittypie070: I know what the matter is with muck.

He's been secretly grinding those heirloom tomato seeds into a fine powder and snorting them, and right now he's higher than Bruce McCandless.


I kind of feel bad for him a bit, like realizing that people like HIM are what's the matter with Fark.
 
2012-05-02 09:17:58 AM  
Good Lord, so much threadshiatting! Ye gods, how is this humanly possible?
 
2012-05-02 09:21:45 AM  
WTF is she wearing?

If the GOP would just embrace gay rights, there would be a good chance that she'd be advised against wearing some fish-shirt on national television.
 
2012-05-02 09:38:23 AM  

AmorousRedDragon: rynthetyn: I just horrified myself with the thought and now I need some serious eye bleach, but what if Ann is alluding to her and Mittens being into some wild and crazy Rule 34 type kinky shiat behind closed doors?

/excuse me while I go throw up

well, you can't really Rule 34 human beings having sex, that's just regular sex?


I think he meant Rule 36.
 
2012-05-02 09:45:01 AM  

12th_nightmare: I'm disappointed. At first glance, I thought the headline was saying that Ann Romney was "a wild and crazy man inside." Everyone knows Mitten's is only wild and crazy when he's not wearing his magic underwear.


Now that would be a story. Not sure why this was something the media felt they needed to report.
 
2012-05-02 10:14:34 AM  

theorellior: Good Lord, so much threadshiatting! Ye gods, how is this humanly possible?


He was backed up from 6 weeks of not threadshiatting.

Just like any Repub, they cant help themselves.
 
2012-05-02 10:18:37 AM  
Man, like half this thread is just ignored comments, all from muck4doo and Sabyen91, plus all the people replying to them. Good to see that the threadshiatters have successfully paid their May bribes to the mods, ensuring their continued existence.
 
2012-05-02 11:08:21 AM  

James!: "Sometimes I'm afraid of him", she continued. "He just gets this look in his eye. I can't tell if he wants to bend me over or crack me open... I worry about the kids most. We had a sixth kid, Bapp. Oh god, I can still hear the screams."


Ok that's funny
 
2012-05-02 01:18:08 PM  
Ann clearly confused "he's funny" with "he's a joke".
 
2012-05-02 01:18:48 PM  
I don't doubt the "crazy" part.
 
2012-05-02 02:17:24 PM  
Ann Romney: Mitt is "a wild and crazy man inside"

Sounds like bad code.
 
2012-05-02 02:38:40 PM  

muck4doo: Lionel Mandrake: muck4doo: Sabyen91: muck4doo: Field goal! Yeah team!

/Remembering why I've been trying to avoid the Fark politics tab.

You haven't tried hard enough! Get your bootstraps on.

Will do. You keep trying to punt inside the 20. :)

/And God help you all.

Leave already! Jesus!

Sorry if I disrupted your circle jerk.


A circle of jerks?

media.columbiamissourian.com

More of a triangle, really.
 
2012-05-02 03:08:19 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Bucky Katt: Lenny_da_Hog: busy chillin': I don't want a wild and crazy President. I don't think anyone does...

*cough* JFK *cough*

He was wild but not crazy. He had to have his wits about him in order to bed Marilyn.

CSB: I once held something that had been in Marilyn Monroe's vagina.

/Arthur Miller's hand


Nonetheless, there's still going to come the day when you're going to have to wash it.

//yes, I made it through all the Fark regulars' drunkalogues!
 
2012-05-02 04:47:35 PM  
You know, I'm not too proud to admit that knowing how Mitt Romney is in the sack is one of the things I'll be trying to forget when I start drinking tonight.
 
2012-05-04 02:18:33 AM  
Farking cutworms!!!
 
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