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		"Well, which combination of rice, beans, and sub-human-grade ground beef _did_ you want?" (gainesville.com)		91
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Jake Havechek		2012-05-01 12:22:36 PM

A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-05-01 12:41:37 PM

Taco Bell locations make thousands of dollars an hour?

I did not know that.

2wolves		2012-05-01 01:11:21 PM

"POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattoo soon to find a new home.

Evenbiggerknickers		2012-05-01 01:28:33 PM

Because of the arrest, Chapman also was charged with violating his probation on a 2011 child abuse case, according to the arrest report

Sounds like a great guy.

notmtwain		2012-05-01 01:34:20 PM

Jake Havechek: A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

florida.arrests.org

30 year old Suresh A. Chapman of Gainesville

// Jump to conclusions much?

Jake Havechek		2012-05-01 02:02:16 PM

notmtwain: Jake Havechek: A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]

30 year old Suresh A. Chapman of Gainesville

// Jump to conclusions much?

Constantly.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-05-01 02:09:21 PM

But subby! Taco Bell has bragged about how they serve 100% meat.

/Which is technically correct
//The best kind of correct

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-05-01 02:12:22 PM

I approve of people being arrested and charged with felonies after throwing hissy fits over a $5 meal. Too bad there's that whole "having to do $5000 in damage" to equipment first.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-01 02:36:52 PM

Don't forget the wilted lettuce and the petroleum based synthetic cheese-like substance

Shostie		2012-05-01 02:54:43 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-05-01 03:27:25 PM

Why would you go to Taco Bell in Gainesville when you can go to Boca Fiesta instead?

moops		2012-05-01 03:27:43 PM

Sub-human-grade beef you say?

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cowgirl toffee		2012-05-01 03:27:55 PM

I wonder if he will complain about the quality of prison food.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii		2012-05-01 03:28:45 PM

FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

CrispFlows		2012-05-01 03:30:11 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I approve of people being arrested and charged with felonies after throwing hissy fits over a $5 meal. Too bad there's that whole "having to do $5000 in damage" to equipment first.

It's as if this person have no idea what courtesy really does for hom - does he see it as a weakness?

"Hey, A polite canuck - that means he's weak! Damage all the things!"

Sticky Hands		2012-05-01 03:30:29 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Taco Bell locations make thousands of dollars an hour?

I did not know that.

Yep, but not in twos, never ever in twos.

Cheesus		2012-05-01 03:30:33 PM

I did not know beef was made from humans. No wonder there's so much fat.

CrispFlows		2012-05-01 03:30:46 PM

CrispFlows: hom

him.

typo.

Kanemano		2012-05-01 03:31:50 PM

loonatic112358		2012-05-01 03:31:51 PM

Cheesus: I did not know beef was made from humans. No wonder there's so much fat.

you pay extra to not get the kuru

cowgirl toffee		2012-05-01 03:32:29 PM

elev8meL8r		2012-05-01 03:33:05 PM

cowgirl toffee: I wonder if he will complain about the quality of prison food.

He was voluntarily eating Taco Bell. He'll probably submit pics of his prison food to Southern Living.

Manfred J. Hattan		2012-05-01 03:33:24 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

I have to agree with this. Screw the guy and whatever happens to him happens but does the business not have a backup pad system? Are the registers, which stand between customer and server, not designed to have even a single one of those drinks tip over? Taco Bell is an awfully big chain not to have some sort of best practices and backup manual for franchisees.

Snarfangel		2012-05-01 03:33:32 PM

buckler		2012-05-01 03:34:16 PM

loonatic112358: Cheesus: I did not know beef was made from humans. No wonder there's so much fat.

you pay extra to not get the kuru

Are you kidding me? I always get the kuru Fresca Supreme! With green sauce.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii		2012-05-01 03:35:52 PM

Kanemano: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

Little known fact, the Pentagon's computer system does the same thing

So what you're saying is our Pentagon's computer systems are run off a Taco Bell cash register? Surely you jest!

loonatic112358		2012-05-01 03:36:35 PM

buckler: Are you kidding me? I always get the kuru Fresca Supreme! With green sauce.

it's the prions that make it so damn tasty

See My Az Go		2012-05-01 03:37:58 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why would you go to Taco Bell in Gainesville when you can go to Boca Fiesta instead?

Too many hipsters at Boca Fiesta, perhaps?

/Just kidding....I really like that place.

here to help		2012-05-01 03:38:02 PM

OH NOEZ!! TEH CUMPUTORBZ IZ DOWNZ!!! WE KANTZ DO NUTHINS!!!

Cripes. Pull out a ledger and GBTW!

Current Resident		2012-05-01 03:39:17 PM

Jake Havechek: notmtwain: Jake Havechek: A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]

30 year old Suresh A. Chapman of Gainesville

// Jump to conclusions much?

Constantly.

You should get the floor mat, then.

cowgirl toffee		2012-05-01 03:39:47 PM

elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: I wonder if he will complain about the quality of prison food.

He was voluntarily eating Taco Bell. He'll probably submit pics of his prison food to Southern Living.

Thank god he was eating Taco Bell. Now his colon can handle the riggers of prison.
He might submit photos of that to "Dear Penthouse..." :P

Current Resident		2012-05-01 03:40:38 PM

Sticky Hands: I_Am_Weasel: Taco Bell locations make thousands of dollars an hour?

I did not know that.

Yep, but not in twos, never ever in twos.

*snerk*

UseLessHuman		2012-05-01 03:40:41 PM

Just because you serve drinks at your establishment doesn't mean you pay the extra for water proof computers [do they even make those?] and peripherals. That's just dumb. My guess is if taco bell is making the claim their legal department knows how to prove the damage is legitimate.

paygun		2012-05-01 03:41:04 PM

Well there's one less vote for Obama.

Cheesus		2012-05-01 03:42:45 PM

here to help: OH NOEZ!! TEH CUMPUTORBZ IZ DOWNZ!!! WE KANTZ DO NUTHINS!!!

Cripes. Pull out a ledger and GBTW!

Go find a Taco Bell employee what can do math. I'll wait.

Current Resident		2012-05-01 03:43:40 PM

cowgirl toffee: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

You know, it is Taco Bell.... you get a little bit in... and it flushes the whole system out.

*must....resist...trading....scatological...quips...with...CT*

UberNeuman		2012-05-01 03:45:21 PM

wants it in the shape of a taco

here to help		2012-05-01 03:45:44 PM

cowgirl toffee: Now his colon can handle the riggers of prison.

badattitudes.com

cowgirl toffee		2012-05-01 03:46:21 PM

Current Resident: cowgirl toffee: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: ...

*must....resist...trading....scatological...quips...with...CT*

You know you want to.

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials		2012-05-01 03:46:38 PM

You should ask this guy.

chookbillion		2012-05-01 03:49:26 PM

Did this just get submitted? I see these things but don't submit them because I never get a link approved. I actually came here the day this was reported to see which headline would make it. Anyway, enough of the butthurt, that's just life. I actually wanted to say that the employees of this taco bell report drunk drivers at the drive-through somewhat regularly, so be careful there late at night (or early afternoon, as the case may be).

Fish in a Barrel		2012-05-01 03:50:35 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

Haven't you ever seen an action movie? If smashing a monitor is enough to bring down a whole office network, I'm surprised this didn't take down the whole Internet!

InfrasonicTom		2012-05-01 03:51:24 PM

Who you calling sub human?

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials		2012-05-01 03:52:15 PM

cowgirl toffee: Thank god he was eating Taco Bell. Now his colon can handle the riggers of prison.

Rigger please. Besides, this is the new south. We call them "regroes" now.

que.guero		2012-05-01 03:52:18 PM

You gonna get served.

here to help		2012-05-01 03:52:53 PM

Cheesus: Go find a Taco Bell employee what can do math. I'll wait.

Well you'd figure the managers would at least be able to.

Hector Remarkable		2012-05-01 03:53:10 PM

Oh don't even try to get that place to make you a chupacabra. They won't do it, no matter how many times you ask.

Current Resident		2012-05-01 03:53:29 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

In all of my experience, I cannot think of anything that would cause one computer to take out an entire network if it were damaged as described in TFA.

However, I've seen a lot of sketchy set ups done by people that have had no clue. I've seen servers in unventilated closets, chains of power strips (up to 5 one time) effectively placing 10+ devices on one outlet, wireless routers placed on top of microwaves, and on and on.

That said, the store could be a franchise without a dedicated IT staff to properly install and set up equipment. For all anyone knows the store's router could have been sitting next to the register and got soaked, as well.

lumiere		2012-05-01 03:53:44 PM

Cheesus: here to help: OH NOEZ!! TEH CUMPUTORBZ IZ DOWNZ!!! WE KANTZ DO NUTHINS!!!

Cripes. Pull out a ledger and GBTW!

Go find a Taco Bell employee what can do math. I'll wait.

Even if the Taco Bell employees could do math, do you think Taco Bell would trust them to honestly keep track of what is being sold to the customers and what is being consumed on site by staff?

Fano		2012-05-01 03:56:33 PM

here to help: Cheesus: Go find a Taco Bell employee what can do math. I'll wait.

Well you'd figure the managers would at least be able to.

Yeah, but they saw him with a two dollar bill...

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