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2012-05-01 07:32:45 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: soosh: Mr_Ectomy: Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

that's just heresy.

YOUR FACE IS HERESY!


last post is freakin me out
 
2012-05-01 07:34:43 PM  
STOP TAKING THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY.

WTF is up with all the "like what you like" afterschool special message posts?
 
2012-05-01 07:36:55 PM  

bigpete53: [food.sndimg.com image 614x461]

See that red stuff? I'm pretty sure that's catsup coating those onions. I don't trust those New Yorkers. I'm pretty sure they love catsup.


This coming from someone born in Cali?
STFU & go put some pineapple on that tofu dog.
( Ya look like you need to put down the hotdogs anyway )

Any self-respecting N'Yer uses Spicy brown mustard as that YELLOW crap is the real Sin.
 
2012-05-01 07:40:58 PM  

skybreaker: Because I'll do what the f*ck I want and don't care whether you like it or have a different opinion than me you f*cking piece of sh*t. Go judge people somewhere else.


I agree with the first sentence. To the second, well you are on Fark.
 
2012-05-01 07:51:09 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: STOP TAKING THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY.

WTF is up with all the "like what you like" afterschool special message posts?


www.dailyhaha.com
 
2012-05-01 08:13:50 PM  
Mustard.
 
2012-05-01 08:13:54 PM  
Make mine a Nick Tahou's Garbage plate.... Haven't been back there in forever.

www.roadfood.com
 
2012-05-01 08:23:09 PM  
Michigan invented the coney dog, and you're all jealous.

Chicago dogs might as well not have the wiener in them; You have enough extra stuff on them that you can barely taste the meat. They're good, but they're overrated.

New York dogs are better, by far, if you want a hot dog instead of a bun filled with tomatoes and peppers along with some incidental meat.

But a good Detroit / East Michigan coney dog? That's a dog to respect.
 
2012-05-01 08:32:09 PM  
It's weird. I can eat hot dogs with sweet relish. I can eat hot dogs with ketchup and mayo. But I can't mix the relish with anything, ever. Very odd.
 
2012-05-01 08:42:47 PM  

GrymRpr: bigpete53: [food.sndimg.com image 614x461]

See that red stuff? I'm pretty sure that's catsup coating those onions. I don't trust those New Yorkers. I'm pretty sure they love catsup.

This coming from someone born in Cali?
STFU & go put some pineapple on that tofu dog.
( Ya look like you need to put down the hotdogs anyway )

Any self-respecting N'Yer uses Spicy brown mustard as that YELLOW crap is the real Sin.


Lulz.

Y U MAD BRO?

Lighten up, Francis. It's a hot dog.
 
2012-05-01 08:43:15 PM  
Chicago style hot dog looks like someone is trying to overcompensate for something.



/coney dog is best
 
2012-05-01 08:46:39 PM  
My favorite dog: Carolina style (mustard, chili, slaw)

Love Chicago style too (one of the few things I'm thankful to my ex-fiancee for). Also like kraut and spicy mustard as well. Chili and cheese are good as well.

As for ketchup...did it as a kid but grew out of it. I could care less if you put it on your hot dog.

Now ketchup and scrambled eggs...now that's good eating (my mom turned me onto that as a kid).
 
2012-05-01 08:48:28 PM  

junkmetal: Best served after an Okla victory over Texas in the Cotton Bowl!

/they suck when we lose though......


As much as I hate you Gooners...

This.

/with ketchup and mustard
//why yes I'm from Texas
///Hook 'Em
 
2012-05-01 08:48:48 PM  

CitizenTed: R.A.Danny: CitizenTed: And here in Bellingham, we don't eat hot dogs. We eat brats.

So.... Wisconsin food. Gotcha

NEVER! We buy local, man. None of that filthy midwest pig farm for us! We do our food organically here. You stunted midwestern rubes can eat all the Monsanto-treated nightmare foods you want. Out here in the clean fresh ocean air we eat healthy, natural foods just before we smoke a bunch of weed in the backyard and bed down your ex-girlfriend who fled the midwest because the place was so full of retarded apes who drink Miller and think professional sports are important.

So, remember: while you guys are stuffing salads onto your hot dogs and making disgusting birthday cake pizzas, we in little old Bellingham are eating healthy food, drinking world-class micro brews and banging your sister.


I think I love you, Citizen Ted.
 
2012-05-01 08:49:34 PM  
what the fark?

Who cares, its a hot dog. Whats up with all these food elitists? Eat your food and stfu
 
2012-05-01 08:51:19 PM  

SoCalSurfer: what the fark?

Who cares, its a hot dog. Whats up with all these food elitists? Eat your food and stfu


Well, according to some, you out pineapple on your tofu dog. Are you goin to put up with that kind of lip? Well, are ya? Huh?

/I would
//because it's a farking hot dog for fark's sake
///lulz
 
2012-05-01 08:51:32 PM  

Strategeryz0r: Allen. The end.: Strategeryz0r: Who's actively looking for employment to move to Seattle or Portland. Idaho sucks ass too!

Oh, my dumb ass moved from Seattle to Alabama, thinking that I could get a job here. I was wrong, wrong, wrong. And the "culture" blows.

I am never living anywhere besides the pacific northwest in this country. I hate the south(lots of family in Arkansas), the middle of the country is a freaking joke(not a bible basher), and the east coast is pretty and pretty much full of nothing but assholes. Oregon/Washington is where it's at. Plus their hot dogs are best hot dogs! So fark you Chicago/New York/ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD.


Go Fark yourself :), Atlanta is great, except for the hot summers, bugs, people breaking into your cars, homes, poor schools, too many minorities acting stupidly (got that phrase from da president himself), what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, we got a big airport that I live so close to that the ATC screws with my cellular service. Seriously, EVERYONE'S signal goes from full strength to nothing), other than...oh yeah, I can pack my .40 on my hip which is a GREAT deterrent to random crime on MY street (seriously).
 
2012-05-01 08:55:25 PM  

I alone am best: Chicago dogs suck. If its not a flint style coney it gets ketchup. Then again if it isn't a koegels/hebrew national I wont even eat it, that's for people who don't know any better.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x163]


That looks awesome! Going in to cook my Red Baron's pizza, I can cook it to perfection. Totally serious.
 
2012-05-01 08:58:26 PM  

R.A.Danny: CitizenTed: And here in Bellingham, we don't eat hot dogs. We eat brats.

So.... Wisconsin food. Gotcha


Brats rock too, grill 'em, put on some mustard, kraut and a little ketchup! Ketchup is optional on these.
 
2012-05-01 09:01:01 PM  

mbillips: Ketchup is not a very good condiment for hot dogs, because hot dogs are sweet enough by themselves. Mustard, sauerkraut, onions, chili, etc., add complimentary flavors, while ketchup just overdoes the sweetness. Ditto mayonnaise. Ditto pickle relish.

But if you like ketchup or relish or Nutella on your hot dogs, by all means, don't let me get in your way. It's just a freakin' hot dog.

Personally, I like pretty much all hot dogs, from fully loaded Chicago dogs to dirty water dogs with those weird stewed onions to bacon-wrapped, chili cheese dogs on Sardinian flat bread.

/Hot dog snobs are more ridiculous than chili snobs, who are more ridiculous than pizza snobs, who are more ridiculous than beer snobs. Wine and haute cuisine snobs are OK; wine and haute cuisine are what snobbery was invented for.

There is no such thing, especially here.
 
2012-05-01 09:11:03 PM  

bigpete53: SoCalSurfer: what the fark?

Who cares, its a hot dog. Whats up with all these food elitists? Eat your food and stfu

Well, according to some, you out pineapple on your tofu dog. Are you goin to put up with that kind of lip? Well, are ya? Huh?

/I would
//because it's a farking hot dog for fark's sake
///lulz


o.k. who outed pineapple on your tofu dog.

/shudders
 
2012-05-01 09:15:36 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: STOP TAKING THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY.

WTF is up with all the "like what you like" afterschool special message posts?


Did I miss a memo somewhere? I did not know realize that you had to be an asshole to post on Fark.
 
2012-05-01 09:17:11 PM  

LlamaGirl: I would kill for a Chicago dog right now.

Pity I can't swallow.


That's what HE said.
 
2012-05-01 09:19:19 PM  
Anyone remember when Heinz put out those ketchups that were different colors? Blue, orange, green is what I remember.
 
2012-05-01 09:19:40 PM  

Mock26: Ketchup on hotdogs (and most things in general) is disgusting.


img515.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-01 09:24:33 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Michigan invented the coney dog, and you're all jealous.


They invented it, then everyone else improved on it:

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Farking Flint coney dogs are so goddamn nasty only drunk autoworkers could possibly get them down.
 
2012-05-01 09:30:39 PM  

LlamaGirl:
Pity I can't swallow.


How you doing.... no, wait. nevermind.
 
2012-05-01 09:53:12 PM  
Ketchup AND mayo. And onions. And sometimes cheese.

Go ahead, crucify me.
 
2012-05-01 10:04:51 PM  
Musatrd rules! put it on anything- hmm did grow up in Wisconsin home of the world famous Mustard Museum- but seriously- mustard has tumeric and is actually good for you- except for the sodium- but far healthier than ketchup-catsup none the less
 
2012-05-01 10:16:30 PM  
kimnguan.com
This

/goes on or in nearly everything
//except ice cream
///so far
 
2012-05-01 10:19:35 PM  
Why? So I don't have to taste the nasty hotdog.
 
2012-05-01 10:31:18 PM  

Marcintosh: That's the greatest sin of all time

I'm a personal preference kinda guy not a condemning self-righteous bastard-
I like Hebrew National with onions and relish and cheap yellow mustard on a soft bun

Sort of like your mom's but made at Costco because I don't have to heat it, it's a $1.50, with a drink and they take out the trash.


The reason I'm late to the party: I was at Costco...having a $1.50 workingman's lunch, with mustard, kraut, and onions...the way it was meant to be.

/It also avoids me spending all afternoon trying to remember what I had for lunch. Every few minutes, I get a gentle reminder.
 
2012-05-01 10:34:19 PM  
Awwww Got some TF'ers panties in a knot to the point of censorship.

/Y U MAD BRO?
//Fish in a barrel
 
2012-05-01 10:45:40 PM  
The only thing that belongs on a hot dog is coney sauce, mustard, and onions.
 
2012-05-01 10:46:32 PM  

EWreckedSean: It's all about the squid dogs...

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[doitandhow.files.wordpress.com image 300x221]


I've never seen Squid dogs before. That's awesome.
 
2012-05-01 10:48:01 PM  

Mock26: Jim from Saint Paul: STOP TAKING THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY.

WTF is up with all the "like what you like" afterschool special message posts?

Did I miss a memo somewhere? I did not know realize that you had to be an asshole to post on Fark.


What... So did I get trolled by "serious" posts then? Because it seemed like good humor till those kind of posts started to show up.
 
2012-05-01 10:50:33 PM  
I'm from Pittsburgh. We put Heinz Ketchup on Hot Dogs and French Fries on our sandwiches.

It's all part of what makes the Burgh a great place to live.
 
2012-05-01 10:54:53 PM  
French's not Heinz
 
2012-05-01 10:55:03 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Michigan invented the coney dog, and you're all jealous.

Chicago dogs might as well not have the wiener in them; You have enough extra stuff on them that you can barely taste the meat. They're good, but they're overrated.

New York dogs are better, by far, if you want a hot dog instead of a bun filled with tomatoes and peppers along with some incidental meat.

But a good Detroit / East Michigan coney dog? That's a dog to respect.


Yes, this is true, in 1916 at the famous Coney Island resort in Grosse Pointe, Nathan Handwerker opened a nickel hot dog stand. Nathan's Famous has been a famous Michigan company ever since.

/In the South, we just call them chili dogs; they are the default hot dog and nobody gives Michigan any credit for them. The best ones are from The Varsity in Atlanta and Nu-Way in Macon.
 
2012-05-01 11:27:48 PM  

CitizenTed: Bellingham is halfway twixt Seattle and Vancouver. In fact, Seattleites and Vancouverites flock here by the thousands - not the other way 'round. We have more cool rock bands than all of Chicago. We're more educated than Chicagoans. We know how to ski. We have an enormous university that delivers an unending supply of hot, non-obese women. We have the best weed in the lower 48. Our real estate is so expensive that it makes Lincoln Park look affordable. Bellingham, my addled midwestern friend, is Civilization. Your city is where farmers go to sell their hay bales.

And here in Bellingham, we don't eat hot dogs. We eat brats. Big, juicy grilled sausages. We put 'em in a grilled bun and eat them with whatever condiments we want. What we DON'T do is festoon them with a cornucopia of crap. Why? Because we aren't flyover rubes. We have class.


Lulz. Chicago is where the homeless hippie anarchists that live in your commune are coming in a couple of weeks to get their heads cracked.

Washington is where we ship our spoiled rich white burnouts to panhandle and get molested. Sounds like you are right at home.

Oh Brats! How worldly. Bellingham must be like Sheboygan, except it smells like Patchouli and fail.

Brats, dear lord, what a maroon.
 
2012-05-01 11:35:58 PM  
loading up store-bought pickle relish with onions is a worse crime
 
2012-05-01 11:52:49 PM  
blogs.laweekly.com

Bacon is by far the best condiment for a hot dog. Don't dare knock it if you havent tried it. Yeah, I know it is probably not the best thing for you.
 
2012-05-02 12:12:53 AM  

soosh: Mr_Ectomy: Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

that's just heresy.


YOUR FACE IS HERESY!
 
2012-05-02 12:17:50 AM  
Yep. This went about as weird as I thought it would.
 
2012-05-02 12:23:40 AM  
You liters really need to try TF for just a month. you'll like it a lot. you get to see stuff you will NEVER see on the main page. It's really great stuff. I've been TFing since 2007. It pays for its self.

/it's just fun
 
2012-05-02 12:28:40 AM  
Well, thanks arseholes...

I got all worked up for a hot dog and stopped by WS to pick up a couple chili-cheese dogs...

Now I've got diarrhea and I remember why I don't eat anything from WS...
 
2012-05-02 12:34:11 AM  

WTFDYW: You liters really need to try TF for just a month. you'll like it a lot. you get to see stuff you will NEVER see on the main page. It's really great stuff. I've been TFing since 2007. It pays for its self.

/it's just fun


yeah...pay $5 to sift through a bunch of redlit drek that isn't fit for the politics tab. No thanks, I've got better things to waste my $5 on.

/had TF for a month...only checked it out for 10 minutes and went back to regular Fark
 
2012-05-02 12:35:43 AM  
Why would you exist submitter? That's the greatest sin of all time.
 
2012-05-02 12:37:50 AM  
I guess I learned something today.

Assorted horse parts and pig anus meat = Good
Assorted horse parts and pig anus meat with ketchup = Bad
 
2012-05-02 01:34:32 AM  

GrymRpr: Awwww Got some TF'ers panties in a knot to the point of censorship.

/Y U MAD BRO?
//Fish in a barrel


You fell for a troll and now are acting like you were trolling?

Bless your heart.
 
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