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(Fark)   Why would you put ketchup on hot dogs? That's the greatest sin of all time   (fark.com) divider line 567
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2012-05-01 04:33:37 PM  

LlamaGirl: I would kill for a Chicago dog right now.

Pity I can't swallow.


SecretAgentWoman: Good lord, 200 replies and not even green yet?

I love ketchup on hot dogs. Ketchup and onions.

I hate mustard.

Nobody's reading this post 200+ replies down.

So, how are you? I'm fine. I had a hotdog at Sam's Club the other day. Ketchup and onions. What is your favorite brand? I like Ball Park Franks, all beef. Although Oscar Meyer has it's charms. I no longer can stand cheap hot dogs. How do you cook yours? I like mine grilled the best. When I'm lazy I just nuke 'em. My teenage son likes them boiled. Hmmm...now I want a hot dog. Yes, a luscious hot sausage in my mouth. MMmmmm....


Even though your taste in sausage toppings is entirely and objectively wrong, I'd gladly share a sausage with you. Maybe not the SAME sausage, since you defiled yours with ketchup... but... uh... I have no idea where I'm going with this.
 
2012-05-01 04:34:46 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Oblig.
 
2012-05-01 04:36:06 PM  
i124.photobucket.com

i'm hungry
 
2012-05-01 04:37:20 PM  
This is just gonna go on until it closes because +1 forever. Sheesh
 
2012-05-01 04:38:46 PM  

Allen. The end.: Strategeryz0r: Who's actively looking for employment to move to Seattle or Portland. Idaho sucks ass too!

Oh, my dumb ass moved from Seattle to Alabama, thinking that I could get a job here. I was wrong, wrong, wrong. And the "culture" blows.


I am never living anywhere besides the pacific northwest in this country. I hate the south(lots of family in Arkansas), the middle of the country is a freaking joke(not a bible basher), and the east coast is pretty and pretty much full of nothing but assholes. Oregon/Washington is where it's at. Plus their hot dogs are best hot dogs! So fark you Chicago/New York/ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD.
 
2012-05-01 04:39:33 PM  
I propose we move away from the conflicts and turn this into a thread of pictures of women eating hot dogs!
b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-05-01 04:39:52 PM  

myschief: Maybe not the greatest sin of all time, but it does waste a perfectly good hot dog.


It's lips & assholes. We're not talking about filet mignon here.
 
2012-05-01 04:40:39 PM  
Whoops, didn't mean to quote LlamaGirl


NeedlesslyCanadian: And to completely threadjack, while still being more or less on topic...

Things that it really is wrong to put ketchup on:
- Bacon wtf, people do this?
- Eggs Okay
- Mac & cheese WTF, THIS IS WRONG
- Sausagesdepends

 
2012-05-01 04:40:54 PM  
Wait, that wasn't right...
cdn2.maxim.com

There, that's better.
 
2012-05-01 04:40:58 PM  
Seriously? People are seriously getting snobby on what goes on a hot dog, and placing some sort of class distinction on farking ketchup? I mean... really?

I put ketchup and mustard on my hot dog, because it tastes good that way. Sometimes I put other stuff on it, instead, and it tastes just as good, usually. I put ketchup on a lot of things, because tomato/vinegar/sweetener goes well on a lot of things.

Jesus, get over yourselves.
 
2012-05-01 04:41:11 PM  

fartacus: James72: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x600]

What the fark does anyone in Chicago think they know about food anyway? They put salad on their hot dogs and confuse tomato quiche with pizza.


Well a quiche is an egg dish and there are no eggs in a Chicago pizza. Also, a salad usually consists of a larger volume of vegetables and usually doesn't have mustard or pickles.

So I guess I'm trying to tell you that you're an idiot.
 
2012-05-01 04:41:28 PM  
Yinz don know nothing.

2.bp.blogspot.com/hot n'at

It goes on everything.
 
2012-05-01 04:41:56 PM  

bardicmisfit: Seriously? People are seriously getting snobby on what goes on a hot dog, and placing some sort of class distinction on farking ketchup? I mean... really?

I put ketchup and mustard on my hot dog, because it tastes good that way. Sometimes I put other stuff on it, instead, and it tastes just as good, usually. I put ketchup on a lot of things, because tomato/vinegar/sweetener goes well on a lot of things.

Jesus, get over yourselves.


Philistine.
 
2012-05-01 04:43:30 PM  

bardicmisfit: Seriously? People are seriously getting snobby on what goes on a hot dog, and placing some sort of class distinction on farking ketchup? I mean... really?


I think we can all say that farking ketchup is kind of gross. Except this guy down here who's whacking off with ketchup right now
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2012-05-01 04:44:01 PM  
That's the greatest sin of all time

I'm a personal preference kinda guy not a condemning self-righteous bastard-
I like Hebrew National with onions and relish and cheap yellow mustard on a soft bun

Sort of like your mom's but made at Costco because I don't have to heat it, it's a $1.50, with a drink and they take out the trash.
So sometimes there's more to it than just a dog, like your mom.
 
2012-05-01 04:45:05 PM  

JimmyFartpants: lips & assholes


Lips Sync Assholes is the name Milli Vanilli cover band!
 
2012-05-01 04:46:19 PM  
Because fark you, thats why.
 
2012-05-01 04:46:41 PM  
Here in NC (well, Raleigh) you get laughed at for asking for ketchup.


/or mayo.
 
2012-05-01 04:48:32 PM  

Nightsweat: I think we can all say that farking ketchup is kind of gross. Except this guy down here who's whacking off with ketchup right now


Marcintosh: I like Hebrew National with onions and relish and cheap yellow mustard on a soft bun


I bet you do.
 
2012-05-01 04:48:52 PM  

Strategeryz0r: I am never living anywhere besides the pacific northwest in this country. I hate the south(lots of family in Arkansas), the middle of the country is a freaking joke(not a bible basher), and the east coast is pretty and pretty much full of nothing but assholes. Oregon/Washington is where it's at. Plus their hot dogs are best hot dogs! So fark you Chicago/New York/ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD.


Arkansas? I've never been more happy to see Memphis!
 
2012-05-01 04:50:06 PM  
us.acidcow.com

/hot, kinda
 
2012-05-01 04:50:50 PM  
Chicago and NYC can suck it.


TEAM ZWEIGLES WHITE HOTS
 
2012-05-01 04:51:35 PM  
TEAM I'M ON NAPROXEN SO HOT DOGS GIVE ME BLOODY DIARRHEA AND STOMACH ULCERS!

/this is not a winning team
//more sad, really
 
2012-05-01 04:53:40 PM  
like-book.info

/grrril is HOT
 
2012-05-01 04:53:51 PM  

GoBadgers: [us.acidcow.com image 500x461]

/hot, kinda


I'll be in my bunk. With the ketchup.
 
2012-05-01 04:54:03 PM  
Time to end this argument

Everyone knows the greatest hot dogs of ever come from one place.... and it's not Chicago, this was just the best pic I found.

www.wienerschnitzel.com

/thread
 
2012-05-01 04:54:56 PM  
Hot dogs are farking terrible.
 
2012-05-01 04:56:31 PM  
"I'm going to pretend you're the New York Knicks" - Meg
 
2012-05-01 04:56:34 PM  
lexiluwho.com

aaaaaaand I'm spent.
 
2012-05-01 04:57:28 PM  

RexTalionis: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 375x500]
Also, shrimp salad and mashed potatoes with a hot dog is awesome.



Is that what's in there?
 
2012-05-01 04:58:31 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Eutamias21: Mr_Ectomy: Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

The f*ck is wrong with you?

1000 island is mayo, ketchup and relish. It's what small children put on salads.

[a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x960]

Try cumin dijonaise, infinitely better.


Look, I don't know if someone has already said this, but you don't know what a "Reuben" is. That looks like a mighty tasty corned beef (pastrami?) sandwich with sauerkraut, swiss, and mustard. I'm sure it is delicious, I would definitely enjoy it.

However, part of the definition of a Reuben (pops) is the Thousand Island or Russian dressing. Omitting that from a "Reuben" makes it into a corned beef sandwich.
 
2012-05-01 05:02:19 PM  
I has a hungry.
 
2012-05-01 05:05:19 PM  
I just want to get this straight:

- Hot dog with huge thick slices of tomato in it = best thing ever.
- Hot dog with a thin layer of ketchup = worst thing ever.

Is that right, Chicago?

/effing flyover scum.
 
2012-05-01 05:05:27 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: soosh: Mr_Ectomy: Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

that's just heresy.

YOUR FACE IS HERESY!


TAKE OFF, HOSER
 
2012-05-01 05:05:34 PM  
see hot dog = cock
so if your eat hot dogs your lame
aka "gay"
 
2012-05-01 05:05:48 PM  
Only on Fark could I witness a discussion about ketchup on hot dogs degrade to the point of, and I quote... "Suck a fart out of my asshole, catsup hating dickbag."

www.fistofblog.com

/might be ketchup in there somewhere...
 
2012-05-01 05:05:55 PM  
Ground up floor sweepings and assorted fingers pressed into a plastic casing?

Yum.
 
2012-05-01 05:06:28 PM  
I want a Tunnbrödsrulle

The mother of all hot dogs starts at 6:30.
 
2012-05-01 05:07:04 PM  
Why would you put your hot dog on my ketchup? Stop ruining my ketchup!

/rat entrails
//and those are the "good" ones
 
2012-05-01 05:07:18 PM  

LikeTheSearchEngine: Look, I don't know if someone has already said this, but you don't know what a "Reuben" is. That looks like a mighty tasty corned beef (pastrami?) sandwich with sauerkraut, swiss, and mustard. I'm sure it is delicious, I would definitely enjoy it.

However, part of the definition of a Reuben (pops) is the Thousand Island or Russian dressing. Omitting that from a "Reuben" makes it into a corned beef sandwich.


I didn't realize you were SUCH a traditionalist. You probably think that a martini can only be gin, as well. Okay then, Mr/Ms Rigid Definition of a Reuben, the "Reuben" sucks because it has 1000 Island or Russian dressing on it and you should be kicked in the cock/twat/fleshy bit where either of those used to be for suggesting it.
 
2012-05-01 05:08:44 PM  

CitizenTed: I just want to get this straight:

- Hot dog with huge thick slices of tomato in it = best thing ever.
- Hot dog with a thin layer of ketchup = worst thing ever.

Is that right, Chicago?

/effing flyover scum.


Dude, you're in a suburb of a suburb of Seattle. If anyone here is flyover...
 
2012-05-01 05:08:53 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: LikeTheSearchEngine: Look, I don't know if someone has already said this, but you don't know what a "Reuben" is. That looks like a mighty tasty corned beef (pastrami?) sandwich with sauerkraut, swiss, and mustard. I'm sure it is delicious, I would definitely enjoy it.

However, part of the definition of a Reuben (pops) is the Thousand Island or Russian dressing. Omitting that from a "Reuben" makes it into a corned beef sandwich.

I didn't realize you were SUCH a traditionalist. You probably think that a martini can only be gin, as well. Okay then, Mr/Ms Rigid Definition of a Reuben, the "Reuben" sucks because it has 1000 Island or Russian dressing on it and you should be kicked in the cock/twat/fleshy bit where either of those used to be for suggesting it.


Don't worry about it, Search Engine. He's still in mourning over his hat.
 
2012-05-01 05:10:18 PM  
I like buying those garbage grade dogs, 8 for $1. Then the cheap white buns for $1.20, 8. Then boil the dogs and eat it all in one serving. I totally alternate between ketchup and mustard. You can feel the grit in the buns; so delicious.

Those 'hot dog chilli' cans for $1 go pretty well too.
 
2012-05-01 05:11:13 PM  

CitizenTed: I just want to get this straight:

- Hot dog with huge thick slices of tomato in it = best thing ever.
- Hot dog with a thin layer of ketchup = worst thing ever.

Is that right, Chicago?

/effing flyover scum.


Flyover? Hmm, he must be from a pretty cool place: Bellingham, WA? BWHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anyway, yes, dummy, tomato: mild acidity, fresh flavor. Ketchup: corn syrup sweetened garbage for children.

Man, people in Bellingham, WA are farking stupid
 
2012-05-01 05:11:32 PM  

bigpete53: Don't worry about it, Search Engine. He's still in mourning over his hat.


Whatever, fivehead, you are just upset that you misspelled "love" as "loathe" earlier.
 
2012-05-01 05:14:24 PM  
I'll put what I like on my hot dog, you put what you like, and Chicago can kiss both sides of my pasty white ass.
 
2012-05-01 05:15:13 PM  

LlamaGirl: I would kill for a Chicago dog right now.

Pity I can't swallow.


Shallow throat?
 
2012-05-01 05:17:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 05:20:59 PM  
They're processed animal assholes. I'll use whatever condiment I want.
 
2012-05-01 05:23:01 PM  

RexTalionis: Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other


This.
 
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