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(Fark)   Why would you put ketchup on hot dogs? That's the greatest sin of all time   (fark.com) divider line 567
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2012-05-01 04:07:03 PM  
This is easily worth five bucks.
 
2012-05-01 04:07:43 PM  
Submitter should calm down. "Sin" is a tad dramatic. Ketchup on a hot dog is just kind of icky. Mustard works better.

I actually don't like ketchup with anything but fries.
 
2012-05-01 04:08:27 PM  

Keigh: EWreckedSean: It's all about the squid dogs...

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That's cute, and i'm sure when i have kids I'll try it, but, now what? you have plain hotdogs (ick) and plain noodles (double ick). what kind of dip-it (as a cute toddler i once knew would say) do you use for that? ketchup? ranch? spaghetti sauce? or is it for the picky kid that only likes bland stuff?

/over thinking it.


Better with sausage and then use a spicy red sauce.
 
2012-05-01 04:08:48 PM  
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2012-05-01 04:10:13 PM  
Real men eat whatever they want.
 
2012-05-01 04:10:25 PM  
data.whicdn.com

'... with ketchup.'
 
2012-05-01 04:11:05 PM  

srtpointman: And fark you, food snobs. I put ketchup and mustard on my hot dogs. You're not eating it, so mind your own god damned business.


I don't want to have to look at you while you defile the weiner.
 
2012-05-01 04:11:11 PM  

namatad: Rev. Skarekroe: Just paste this in over 90% of the posts here.

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this this more this ONLY farkING THIS

your opinion does not change reality
no one cares that you like shiat on your dog
no one cares that you think on a dog is evil
no one

and yet, you go on and on and on about it

/next you will try to convince us that black olives are not poison


Olives are not poison, they are the devil's balls.

Mustard, Ketchup, and Mayo (real mayo, not that Miracle crap)
 
2012-05-01 04:11:32 PM  
Quik Trip hot dog with their chipotle sauce FTW.
 
2012-05-01 04:11:33 PM  
And no onions. Gag.

Maybe some relish, but that's it. Mustard and relish. If it's a good enough hot dog, you don't need anything else.
 
2012-05-01 04:12:37 PM  
i970.photobucket.com

This is like getting snobby over the brand of American cheese you eat. Way to set the bar high, fellas.
 
2012-05-01 04:13:09 PM  

LOTN: Tax Boy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: No, the greatest sin is using ketchup made from aborted fetuses.

WRONG

The greatest sin is eating a pork hot dog. With cheese. On Yom Kippur. While cursing your parents.

/and then, if you put ketchup on the hot dog, the ground below you will split open and you will fall directly into hell.

I didn't think Jews did the whole Hell thing.


There's a verse in Leviticus singling out ketchup and mayonnaise eaters for special treatment. Miracle Whip and white bread results in lightning strikes.
 
2012-05-01 04:13:33 PM  
For the same reason people put butter, mayonnaise, or salad dressing on their burgers and that is they are uncouth peasants who do not have the brains to eat like civilized gentry, let alone boot strap their way into being a person who matters instead of a 99%er.
 
2012-05-01 04:13:35 PM  

halfof33: You know, I forget that there are people who only get crappy hot dogs because they live In shiatburgh Hicktown.


I live there, you know!
 
2012-05-01 04:13:50 PM  

LargeCanine: Real men eat whatever they want.


Ima eat your mom....with ketchup
 
2012-05-01 04:15:57 PM  
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That doesn't make sense. You don't order ketchup. It's a condiment.
 
2012-05-01 04:16:32 PM  
Eating one with ketchup right now Subby, you judgmental prick
 
2012-05-01 04:16:42 PM  
The hot dog is really just a means to an end. It is the vessel for jamming delicious things into your condiment hole. Bacon, mac'n'cheese and chili.
 
2012-05-01 04:17:30 PM  

fenianfark: I put ketchup on my meatloaf, but it is a mixture of ketchup, sriracha, brown sugar, and a little Mae Ploy. Sometimes real maple syrup instead of Mae Ploy.

I also use 50/50 mixture of beef and pork to make it extra juicy.


Mae ploy? Interesting. There's a place here called Happy Tummy (here you go):

http://www.mmmhappytummy.com/

that makes a tamarind-date-plum sort of relish and it actually made my meatloaf turn into God. Well, with the help of sriracha...
 
2012-05-01 04:17:36 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: LargeCanine: Real men eat whatever they want.

Ima eat your mom....with ketchup


you like ketchup on your roast beef then?

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2012-05-01 04:18:15 PM  
mayo, onions and ketchup. maybe some stone mustard if it's just a hot dog.
If I'm having a hot dog, I think I should be able to put whatever the hell I want on it.
 
2012-05-01 04:18:53 PM  

rooftop235: James72: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x600]

That's why I don't go to Chicago. Well, that and getting mugged.


Sally.
 
2012-05-01 04:19:09 PM  
Go ahead and eat Ketchup on your hot dog.

I was six once, I get it.

But you'll have to excuse me if I consider you children. Now who wants a happy meal?
 
2012-05-01 04:20:39 PM  
I thought the only proper method involved chili, onions and jalapenos?
 
2012-05-01 04:21:09 PM  

tweek46420: Mr_Ectomy: LargeCanine: Real men eat whatever they want.

Ima eat your mom....with ketchup

you like ketchup on your roast beef then?

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Horseradish goes on roast beef, ketchup goes on what ever LargeCanine's mom is sporting down there.
 
2012-05-01 04:22:10 PM  
This argument might have been reasonable when meats, and especially sausages and cuts like brisket (corned beef) and pastrami were really fatty and mustard was a nice way to cut through the fattiness.
Nowadays, with all of today's leaner meats (even pork doesn't have as much fat as it used to), not so much.
But hell, why should you be concerned how someone else enjoys their hot dog.

/I make a modified NY-style onion sauce
//Onion, garlic, habaneros, italian seasoning, ketchup
 
2012-05-01 04:22:17 PM  

halfof33: Strategeryz0r: If you eat a hot dog, and not polish sausages, bratwurst, beer brats, or *insert name of actual sausage with real meat in it* then ketchup should be the least of your concerns.

You know, I forget that there are people who only get crappy hot dogs because they live In shiatburgh Hicktown.


Seriously, if it's a shiatty Oscar Meyer hot dog then by all means put ketchup on that biatch. It's the only way to make it have any flavor that you could call enjoyable(it is basically a bologna sausage). But if you bought Nathans, Hebrew Nation, *good local hot dog maker*, or a real sausage(a la brat, polish, etc) then shame the fark on you for drowning out that delicious flavor with ketchup. You should be drawn and quartered for destroying a fine piece of meat.
 
2012-05-01 04:22:24 PM  
That's the greatest sin of all time

Really, subby? Of all time?

How many times have I told you not to exaggerate? That's right... a MILLION.
 
2012-05-01 04:22:26 PM  
How many f*cking threads are we going to have about hot dog condiments?
 
2012-05-01 04:22:47 PM  

halfof33: Go ahead and eat Ketchup on your hot dog.

I was six once, I get it.

But you'll have to excuse me if I consider you children. Now who wants a happy meal?


I would knock over your grandma for an old school Happy Meal, but only for the toy.
 
2012-05-01 04:23:21 PM  
Because it tastes good combined with mustard and relish. Who the fark cares what other people like to eat though? No one's shoving their ketchup-covered hotdog in your mouth. Unless you're kinky and into that.
 
2012-05-01 04:24:13 PM  

Grandemadaca: How many times have I told you not to exaggerate? That's right... a MILLION.


Rik???
 
2012-05-01 04:24:25 PM  
Considering what is IN hot dogs, adding ketchup is a compliment.
 
2012-05-01 04:25:16 PM  
I had ketchup on my hot dogs last night.

I ran out of mustard. Admittedly, it does go well with sauerkraut.
 
2012-05-01 04:25:23 PM  
What about seattle dogs with sriracha and grilled onions?
 
2012-05-01 04:25:48 PM  
BTW, I still must shill for Rain Shadow Meats if you are in the Seattle area. DAMN, they make some killer brats AND they have soft pretzel buns. Go get your favorite mustard and dream of Minnesota! Also, they have squab. Best...bird...ever!!
 
2012-05-01 04:26:10 PM  

Tawnos: What about seattle dogs with sriracha and grilled onions?


Kung Fu ketchup.
 
2012-05-01 04:26:15 PM  
www.tastydawgs.com
 
2012-05-01 04:26:50 PM  
The only people who are more sensitive (and there for more fun to fark with) than people who are uppity about food choices, are the people who get mad about being told what to do.
 
2012-05-01 04:27:10 PM  

Allen. The end.: BTW, I still must shill for Rain Shadow Meats if you are in the Seattle area. DAMN, they make some killer brats AND they have soft pretzel buns. Go get your favorite mustard and dream of Minnesota! Also, they have squab. Best...bird...ever!!


People actually dream of Minnesota? Seattle>>>>>>>>>>>>&>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gt;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Satan's Anus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Minnesota.
 
2012-05-01 04:28:32 PM  
Put ketchup on your hotdog and burn in Hell like the rest of your godless horde.
 
2012-05-01 04:28:54 PM  
And to completely threadjack, while still being more or less on topic...

Things that it really is wrong to put ketchup on:
- Bacon
- Eggs
- Mac & cheese
- Sausages
 
2012-05-01 04:28:56 PM  
Gonad the Ballbarian

Those hot dogs look disgusting. Look at the color! Hot dogs shouldn't be that pink EVER. If you look at a Hebrew National hot dog (or David Berg, if you can get them), the hot dog is RED before you cook it because it's made with meat, not meat paste. Seriously, if you've been eating Ball Park or Oscar Meyer or whatever, try a Hebrew National 1/4 lb. dog - the difference is ridiculous.
 
2012-05-01 04:29:04 PM  
www.entopia2002.com
 
2012-05-01 04:29:06 PM  

RexTalionis: Because I like it that way.


This.
 
2012-05-01 04:29:21 PM  

Strategeryz0r: Allen. The end.: BTW, I still must shill for Rain Shadow Meats if you are in the Seattle area. DAMN, they make some killer brats AND they have soft pretzel buns. Go get your favorite mustard and dream of Minnesota! Also, they have squab. Best...bird...ever!!

People actually dream of Minnesota? Seattle>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gt;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Satan's Anus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Minnesota.


Wow that got farked up, but you get the idea.
 
2012-05-01 04:29:33 PM  

RexTalionis: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 375x500]
Also, shrimp salad and mashed potatoes with a hot dog is awesome.


That does look awesome. :)

Also, I like to put a slice of processed cheese on the bun, the hot dog, then ketchup. Yum. Yum. Yum.
 
2012-05-01 04:29:58 PM  

Strategeryz0r: Allen. The end.: BTW, I still must shill for Rain Shadow Meats if you are in the Seattle area. DAMN, they make some killer brats AND they have soft pretzel buns. Go get your favorite mustard and dream of Minnesota! Also, they have squab. Best...bird...ever!!

People actually dream of Minnesota? Seattle>>>>>>>>>>>>&>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gt;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Satan's Anus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Minnesota.


says the guy from Idaho
 
2012-05-01 04:30:33 PM  

tweek46420: Strategeryz0r: Allen. The end.: BTW, I still must shill for Rain Shadow Meats if you are in the Seattle area. DAMN, they make some killer brats AND they have soft pretzel buns. Go get your favorite mustard and dream of Minnesota! Also, they have squab. Best...bird...ever!!

People actually dream of Minnesota? Seattle>>>>>>>>>>>>&>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gt;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Satan's Anus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Minnesota.

says the guy from Idaho


Who's actively looking for employment to move to Seattle or Portland. Idaho sucks ass too!
 
2012-05-01 04:33:25 PM  

Strategeryz0r: Who's actively looking for employment to move to Seattle or Portland. Idaho sucks ass too!


Oh, my dumb ass moved from Seattle to Alabama, thinking that I could get a job here. I was wrong, wrong, wrong. And the "culture" blows.
 
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