Yay hot dog thread..

Allen. The end.: Also, I really like Sriracha sauce and (ordinarily) ugly American cheese on a hot dog. Or slaw! Damn, when's the last time you had a good, old fashioned slaw dog with some chow-chow??


/Am I the only guy who remembers chow-chow?

I have a jar sitting in my cupboard for a family member

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Best served after an Okla victory over Texas in the Cotton Bowl!

/they suck when we lose though......

That's a fine lookin' corn dog you got there, young feller! I loves me a good corn dog, but I ain't apayin' $8 for one.

Those are those stupid coupons that you have to buy at the Texas State Fair. I think it's more like four bucks.

Its a hot dog. A cut of meat unqualified to become a Vienna sausage or spam.

Put whatever the hell you want on it. I use ketchup, sliced cheese, mustard, and miracle whip. Or sometimes just mustard and chili if someone made some.

Now if you're talking 'real sausage' then I either don't have much interest in it or am going to still use the above condiments to cover the texture and flavor.

It's not a steak. Steak I eat med rare and by itself. A hot dog or sausage is just crap they couldn't sell as anything else.

/shrug
I like old fashioned natural casing wieners, with ketchup, mustard, and grilled onions.

I get a hankering for the footlong hotdogs at the MN statefair, every year without fail.

Salsa is a universal substitute for ketchup that is superior in every way.

Damned local Chicago dog place shut down. Now I can't get one anywhere. That's one I wouldn't put ketchup on, but at home? Sure.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: No, the greatest sin is using ketchup made from aborted fetuses.

WRONG

The greatest sin is eating a pork hot dog. With cheese. On Yom Kippur. While cursing your parents.

/and then, if you put ketchup on the hot dog, the ground below you will split open and you will fall directly into hell.

RexTalionis: Because I like it that way.

VERY Boobies ENDS THREAD. NEXT...?

They're hot dogs you idiots, it's not like putting ketchup on fillet mignon. They're made of cow lips and aresholes and you're going to complain about putting ketchup on them. That's weapons grade idiocy.

Ketchup on hot dogs is yucky.

That was an epiphany I reached when I was six.

The ONLY thing that should go on hotdogs is either:

Mustard
Chili
Onions

or some combination of all 3.

Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog.

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LlamaGirl: How many of you put ketchup/catsup on your steaks?

None that deserve to live

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That's why I don't go to Chicago. Well, that and getting mugged.

Fano: Lando Lincoln: Because it's a farking hot dog. It's not a prime cut of meat. Don't try to pretend that it's worthy of special consideration. If it's good enough for a hamburger, it's good enough for a hot dog.

This. We can be food snobs, sure, but this is like being anal about what goes with gogurts.

It's basically pink slime in an intestine..... You've GOTTA put SOMETHING on that!

Ketchup on hotdogs is a bigger sin than ketchup on steak? BLASPHEMER!

myschief: Best hot dog = all beef hot dog + mustard + raw onions. Skin on weiners if possible. Grilled with a little char is always best too.

^ This.

ketchup is for fries and meatloaf.
that is it.
nothing else.

Spicy mustard, relish, hot sauce.

Why would you put ketchup on hot dogs?

Two reasons:
1) I enjoy it that way.
2) It tastes even better when I know it's pissing someone off.

All you need.

Because mustard is farking disgusting.

LlamaGirl: How many of you put ketchup/catsup on your steaks?

ok....so a nice cut of meat is NOT lips and ass like a hot dog is

Here's how I make a hot dog:

First I take the buns and the hot dogs back to the store
Then I buy some real beef and buns and make some farking hamburgers.

Madbassist1: Un farking believable it took that long. FARK I am ashamed of ye, so I am.

It was referenced very early on, actually. Callahan just wasn't named. Us TFers like to keep it subtle like that.

Coney Island, the only way to eat hot-dogs...

Brother_Mouzone: these threads are like Rorschach tests. if you like them you are a retard and would fit on tf, if you dont like them you have normal thoughts and tendencies.

lulz

Y U MAD BRO

It's really cute when people from Chicago try to pretend their city matters.

Lulz, Ketchup.

Mmmm, mm! Corn syrupy goodness.

I once did not hire a guy because he put ketchup on a farking hot dog.

no ketchup on a hotdog?
shut your whore mouth

Hunts ketchup and Morehouse mustard on hot dogs, even proportions.
A little ketchup and mostly mustard for bratwurst and other sausage.

CitizenTed: It's really cute when people from Chicago try to pretend their city matters.

Bellingham, WA.

Bwhahahaha!! Nicely played.

Blues_X: TEAM I HAD TO CUT MY SODIUM INTAKE SO HOT DOGS ARE DEAD TO ME


/cries

I read that as "I had to cut my sodomy intake so hot dogs are dead to me". Hrmm, still works!

It's all about the squid dogs...

I never understood the appeal of the Chicago dog until I had to work in Chicago for a few weeks and actually tried one. There really is something great about the way those particular toppings work together, and it's my favorite style of hotdog ever since.

If you want one in the suburban Maryland/DC area you'll have to go to this awesome hotdog place in Bethesda. i also highly recommend their spicy chorizo too.

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Get over it.

I put ketchup, mustard, relish and onions on my hot dogs. You can go to hell if you don't like it.

Mayo? I might have to try that.

There's nothing wrong with ketchup on a hot dog.

If you're 5 years old.

Mr_Ectomy: Eutamias21: Mr_Ectomy: Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

The f*ck is wrong with you?

1000 island is mayo, ketchup and relish. It's what small children put on salads.

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Try cumin dijonaise, infinitely better.

That looks like a vagina with discharge!

Ceteris Paribus says: Why would you let the poor go hungry?


Anyway, catsup is the ONLY thing to go on a hotdog, and hot diggidies should only be eaten at sporting events or cookouts.

You know how I know you're gay? You spell ketchup "catsup".