Diced Onions
Diced Jalapeno
Jalapeno Mustard
Ketchup

IAmRight:
demaL-demaL-yeH: That place is not on my hot dogs, but in my childhood memories and occasionally on my fries.

Hot dogs should be outgrown far before ketchup is.

Meh. Kids drag you back into it, Marine.

No, I won't condemn anyone for putting ketchup on a hot dog. This is the land of the free. And if someone wants to put ketchup on a hot dog and actually eat the awful thing, that is their right.

It is also their right to put mayo or chocolate syrup or toenail clippings or cat hair on a hot dog.

Sure, it would be disgusting and perverted, and they would be shaming themselves and their loved ones. But under our system of government, it is their right to be barbarians.

/But I'm not published like quigs.

IAmRight: Everyone in this thread sounds like they constantly have terrible breath.

I don't see anybody offering to kiss you, either. I'm certainly not, NTTAWWT.

/Maybe bigpete will accommodate you....

bigpete53: New York can suck it.

These are delicious and YOU can suck.

Good lord, 200 replies and not even green yet?

I love ketchup on hot dogs. Ketchup and onions.

I hate mustard.

Nobody's reading this post 200+ replies down.

So, how are you? I'm fine. I had a hotdog at Sam's Club the other day. Ketchup and onions. What is your favorite brand? I like Ball Park Franks, all beef. Although Oscar Meyer has it's charms. I no longer can stand cheap hot dogs. How do you cook yours? I like mine grilled the best. When I'm lazy I just nuke 'em. My teenage son likes them boiled. Hmmm...now I want a hot dog. Yes, a luscious hot sausage in my mouth. MMmmmm....

bigpete53: There are lots of things we eat as children that are still nice to have on occasion.

I still have a thing for Kraft Mac N Cheese.

SecretAgentWoman: What is your favorite brand?

Nathan's in the natural casing. They pop you bite into them. They are best when cooked on the grill.

Cooked in Peanut Oil w/mustard, onions & a pickle spear.

um um good................

Only when I can't have chili, cheese, and onions.

junkmetal: in-this-economy.com

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Best served after an Okla victory over Texas in the Cotton Bowl!

Any time.

Yeah, you wouldn't want to sully that compressed cow anus and pig snout with the wrong condiment.

Mugato: Yeah, you wouldn't want to sully that compressed cow anus and pig snout with the wrong condiment.

I don't want to judge, but if you're eating a compressed cow anus you are more than welcome to put anything on it that you would like.

Mr_Ectomy: soosh: Mr_Ectomy: Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

that's just heresy.

YOUR FACE IS HERESY!

Looks like we got ourselves a time traveler.

Wait, a "ketchup on hot dogs" thread and no Harry Callahan references?



Burly Detective: What do ya think, a gang hit, screwed-up drug score, unlucky John, or an unhappy love affair? Huh? Don't tell me this shiat's gettin' to ya. Not Harry Callahan. Say it ain't so.
Harry Callahan: No, this stuff isn't gettin' to me. The knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed in the head for their Social Security checks, teachers being thrown out of a fourth-floor window because they don't give As, that doesn't bother me a bit.
Burly Detective: Come on, Harry. Take it easy.
Harry Callahan: Or this job, either. Having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.

Damn, looks like great minds think alike.

dittybopper: Wait, a "ketchup on hot dogs" thread and no Harry Callahan references?



*Ahem*

dittybopper: Damn, looks like great minds think alike.

Um, yeah. Sure.

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//Shoulder, please.

Fark you, you Chi-Twon/Big Apple food snob. It's no sin, I like my hot dogs with ketchup. The real sin is cooking a Ribeye to well-done.

as stated in an earlier thread...

because, shut up, that's why.

I will also take onions.

But for most amazingness of hot dog (as much as that is possible) one must add apple slices. yes, i said it, and i'm not taking it back.

Heinz mustard and sweet pickle relish but never in the same bite...each bite is individually condimented.

A new specialty hot dog shop just opened up down the road... Thanks to them I had my first real Chicago dog. I don't think I'll ever go back to my ketchup and mustard combo, for I have seen the light.

What the fark do you put on hot dogs if you don't use ketchup?!

dittybopper: Burly Detective: What do ya think, a gang hit, screwed-up drug score, unlucky John, or an unhappy love affair? Huh? Don't tell me this shiat's gettin' to ya. Not Harry Callahan. Say it ain't so.
Harry Callahan: No, this stuff isn't gettin' to me. The knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed in the head for their Social Security checks, teachers being thrown out of a fourth-floor window because they don't give As, that doesn't bother me a bit.
Burly Detective: Come on, Harry. Take it easy.
Harry Callahan: Or this job, either. Having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.

THANK YOU!!!!

Also, I really like Sriracha sauce and (ordinarily) ugly American cheese on a hot dog. Or slaw! Damn, when's the last time you had a good, old fashioned slaw dog with some chow-chow??


/Am I the only guy who remembers chow-chow?