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2012-05-01 12:08:12 PM
Why would you put ketchup on hot dogs ANYTHING? That's the greatest sin of all time

Same goes for ranch dressing.
 
2012-05-01 12:08:34 PM
skybreaker: Chicago can suck my dick too, your garbage hot dogs are f*cking awful.

YOUR FACE IS AWFUL!
 
2012-05-01 12:08:40 PM
skybreaker: Chicago can suck my dick too, your garbage hot dogs are f*cking awful.

To be fair, you want everyone to suck your dick.
 
2012-05-01 12:08:51 PM
Because it's a farking hot dog. It's not a prime cut of meat. Don't try to pretend that it's worthy of special consideration. If it's good enough for a hamburger, it's good enough for a hot dog.
 
2012-05-01 12:08:51 PM
James72: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x600]

Who could tell if you did put ketchup on a Chicago Hot Dog. It would be underneath the tomatoes, onions, pickles, cabbage, green olives, ....
 
2012-05-01 12:09:16 PM
Zotfripper: RexTalionis: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 375x500]
Also, shrimp salad and mashed potatoes with a hot dog is awesome.

It looks like she found that in the garbage behind a DairyQueen. :/


It's a tunnbrodsrulle, a Swedish version of the hotdog (I guess).
 
2012-05-01 12:09:23 PM
Dear TF,

My g/f told me yesterday "I could use a good hot dog." What does that mean / what should I do?
 
2012-05-01 12:09:31 PM
I like to put ketchup and Siracha on my hot dog.
 
2012-05-01 12:09:54 PM
Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.
 
2012-05-01 12:09:56 PM
How many of you put ketchup/catsup on your steaks?
 
2012-05-01 12:10:03 PM
GrahamManning: Dear TF,

My g/f told me yesterday "I could use a good hot dog." What does that mean / what should I do?


Already took care of it, bro. No worries.
 
2012-05-01 12:10:08 PM
Ketchup and eggs is a great combination.
 
2012-05-01 12:10:41 PM
bigpete53: GrahamManning: Dear TF,

My g/f told me yesterday "I could use a good hot dog." What does that mean / what should I do?

Already took care of it, bro. No worries.


Gracias, Broseph
 
2012-05-01 12:10:45 PM
If I'm going to eat a hot dog, which isn't very often, it's a chili slaw dog. It doesn't count unless you manage to paint the front of your shirt with your condiments.
 
2012-05-01 12:11:02 PM
Mr_Ectomy: Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.


that's just heresy.
 
2012-05-01 12:11:18 PM
Ketchup and hot piccallili FTW.
 
2012-05-01 12:11:32 PM
TEAM KETCHUP AND RELISH
 
2012-05-01 12:11:41 PM
Well this definitely deserved a greenlight. I better get out of here now.
 
2012-05-01 12:11:45 PM
LlamaGirl: How many of you put ketchup/catsup on your steaks?

*shun* If it's a good steak, nothing. If it's a crappy breakfast steak, HP sauce.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:29 PM
Ketchup is the only thing I put on hot dogs, and if that's my greatest sin, I think I'm doing alright in my life.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:30 PM
btrflykate: TEAM KETCHUP AND RELISH

With Doritos
 
2012-05-01 12:12:34 PM
btrflykate: TEAM KETCHUP AND RELISH

Seriously? I hate that team more than the cheating Patriots
 
2012-05-01 12:12:46 PM
I'm going to go get a gyro sandwich.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:59 PM
Starryeyes: Ketchup is the only thing I put on hot dogs, and if that's my greatest sin, I think I'm doing alright in my life.

That and all the bodies in your crawlspace.
 
2012-05-01 12:13:28 PM
Starryeyes: Ketchup is the only thing I put on hot dogs, and if that's my greatest sin, I think I'm doing alright in my life.

Your greatest sin is ... well, I won't write about it in a green thread, but the details are JUICY.
 
2012-05-01 12:13:38 PM
bigpete53: I'm going to go get a gyro sandwich.

I think my g/f said she wanted one of those too
 
2012-05-01 12:14:04 PM
Mr_Ectomy: Same goes for ranch dressing.

TEAM ANTI-RANCH DRESSING
 
2012-05-01 12:14:29 PM
Mr_Ectomy: Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.


I like your style.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-01 12:14:44 PM
Anyone who puts ketchup on their hot dog is in the same boat as those who use ranch dressing on hot wings.

As in, they are in the fail boat.

I know there are a lot of people in this thread that I consider good people, but...ketchup on hot dogs is just wrong. I'm sorry. We can still be friends, we just can't eat hot dogs together.
 
2012-05-01 12:14:55 PM
What about ketchup on beanie-weanie? Is that OK?
 
2012-05-01 12:15:05 PM
i253.photobucket.com

Ketchupy hotdog really makes my taco pop!
 
2012-05-01 12:15:13 PM
too-old: btrflykate: TEAM KETCHUP AND RELISH

With Doritos


I've never tried it with Doritos. Hmmm.
 
2012-05-01 12:15:28 PM
GrahamManning: bigpete53: I'm going to go get a gyro sandwich.

I think my g/f said she wanted one of those too


I think she may be pregnant.
 
2012-05-01 12:15:53 PM
Sensei: What about ketchup on beanie-weanie? Is that OK?

I just know this is code for something
 
2012-05-01 12:16:03 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: You're going to make some guy really happy one of these days.

You should see what I can do with a corndog....
 
2012-05-01 12:16:06 PM
Did I miss a meeting? Do we have new filters?
 
2012-05-01 12:16:23 PM
Mr_Ectomy: soosh: Mr_Ectomy: Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

that's just heresy.

YOUR FACE IS HERESY!


Who in the word post-dated this?
 
2012-05-01 12:17:05 PM
btrflykate: TEAM KETCHUP AND RELISH

You might be dead to me Kate.


(Well, no not really)
 
2012-05-01 12:17:22 PM
Lando Lincoln: GrahamManning: bigpete53: I'm going to go get a gyro sandwich.

I think my g/f said she wanted one of those too

I think she may be pregnant.


oh noooooooooooes

I'll just pour some Dr. Pepper down her cootch
 
2012-05-01 12:17:27 PM
Mr_Ectomy: Did I miss a meeting? Do we have new filters?

they need to put out memos when this shiat goes down.
 
2012-05-01 12:17:33 PM
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED WHORE MOUTH SUBBY
 
2012-05-01 12:17:49 PM
Well, I guess now that the discussion has broadened to other sandwiches, I'm thinking I may have to do one of these bad boys for lunch:

www.esquire.com
 
2012-05-01 12:17:49 PM
bigpete53: Who in the word post-dated this?

I dunno, but it's kinda funny.
 
2012-05-01 12:18:08 PM
Things I like on my hot dogs:

Onions
Peppers
Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other
Relish
Chili
Shrimp salad
Kani salad
Caramelized peppers and onions
Sloppy joe sauce

Not necessarily all at the same time.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-01 12:18:32 PM
We need a final count for "Team Ketchup" vs "Team People with Good Taste"
 
2012-05-01 12:19:11 PM
MBK: We need a final count for "Team Ketchup" vs "Team People with Good Taste"

I think the team ketchup people are winning somehow.

We need to murder them.
 
2012-05-01 12:19:29 PM
The English Major: YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED WHORE MOUTH SUBBY

Wrong again!
 
2012-05-01 12:19:36 PM
MBK: We need a final count for "Team Ketchup" vs "Team People with Good Taste"

TEAM PEOPLE WITH GOOD TASTE!!
 
2012-05-01 12:19:51 PM
Nabb1: Well, I guess now that the discussion has broadened to other sandwiches, I'm thinking I may have to do one of these bad boys for lunch:

[www.esquire.com image 240x180]


Goddamnit. Now I'm rethinking my gyro. Sonofabiatch.
 
2012-05-01 12:20:21 PM
MBK: We need a final count for "Team Ketchup" vs "Team People with Good Taste"

People with good taste don't eat ground up pig asses and lips.
 
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