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(Fark)   Why would you put ketchup on hot dogs? That's the greatest sin of all time   (fark.com) divider line 567
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2012-05-01 11:57:33 AM
Because I like it that way.
 
2012-05-01 11:57:42 AM
Maybe not the greatest sin of all time, but it does waste a perfectly good hot dog.
 
2012-05-01 11:58:20 AM
I could ask the same question about pickle relish.
 
2012-05-01 11:58:29 AM
I don't like ketchup OR hot dogs. So there.
 
2012-05-01 11:58:29 AM
Hot dogs are gross, so you have to put something on them.
 
2012-05-01 11:59:07 AM
No, the greatest sin is using ketchup made from aborted fetuses.
 
2012-05-01 11:59:08 AM
Because I'll do what the f*ck I want and don't care whether you like it or have a different opinion than me you f*cking piece of sh*t. Go judge people somewhere else.
 
2012-05-01 11:59:25 AM
I would kill for a Chicago dog right now.

Pity I can't swallow.
 
2012-05-01 11:59:50 AM
Ummmm... because it's delicious?

Also, TEAM KETCHUP AND MAYO ON HOT DOGS
 
2012-05-01 11:59:51 AM

RexTalionis: Because I like it that way.


Also, No Chicago people can b*tch about hot dogs with ketchup after they slap the whole contents of a fridge on a hot dog already
 
2012-05-01 12:00:16 PM
Ketchup and mustard on boring, normal hot dogs.

Mustard only on good sausages.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:24 PM
Why would you let the poor go hungry?


Anyway, catsup is the ONLY thing to go on a hotdog, and hot diggidies should only be eaten at sporting events or cookouts.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:32 PM
Oh shiat.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:34 PM
I will say that New England style hot dog rolls are really freaking good and New York can suck it.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:36 PM
I feel like the ketchup wouldn't go well with the cream cheese.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:38 PM
And it's green. Awesome.
 
2012-05-01 12:00:52 PM
Why was this insta-green? Are they trying to troll the main page?
 
2012-05-01 12:01:34 PM
I prefer a mustard onion bacon chili cheddar mac and cheese dog.
 
2012-05-01 12:01:35 PM

Paranoia-': Ummmm... because it's delicious?

Also, TEAM KETCHUP AND MAYO ON HOT DOGS


setiathome.berkeley.edu
 
2012-05-01 12:01:43 PM
Best hot dog = all beef hot dog + mustard + raw onions. Skin on weiners if possible. Grilled with a little char is always best too.
 
2012-05-01 12:02:05 PM

Paranoia-': Also, TEAM KETCHUP AND MAYO ON HOT DOGS

 
2012-05-01 12:02:10 PM

LlamaGirl: I would kill for a Chicago dog right now.

Pity I can't swallow.


You're confusing "can't" and "won't", prude.
 
2012-05-01 12:02:14 PM

Ceteris Paribus says: Why would you let the poor go hungry?


Anyway, catsup is the ONLY thing to go on a hotdog, and hot diggidies should only be eaten at sporting events or cookouts.


If I didn't like you so much I'd have lost all respect for you. ALL OF IT!

heh
 
2012-05-01 12:02:18 PM
ketchup is alright as a compliment to other condiments. I prefer things like onions and mustard and even relish over ketchup though.
 
2012-05-01 12:03:02 PM

angrymacface: Paranoia-': Also, TEAM KETCHUP AND MAYO ON HOT DOGS

 
2012-05-01 12:03:14 PM
TEAM I HAD TO CUT MY SODIUM INTAKE SO HOT DOGS ARE DEAD TO ME


/cries
 
2012-05-01 12:03:24 PM
I learned in a previous hot dog thread that New Yorkers put catsup on their hot dogs, but don't call it catsup. They call it onions or something like that, but they're slathered in catsup.
 
2012-05-01 12:03:44 PM

Shaggydum80: Why was this insta-green? Are they trying to troll the main page?


Liters would probably put f*cking ketchup on their hot dogs
 
2012-05-01 12:03:49 PM
I don't like catsup on most things, hotdogs included.

However, I couldn't really give a fark how you eat your food.



Miracle Whip, however, is nasty and if you eat it you are a nasty person and should feel shame.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:04 PM
I like ketchup on my hot dogs. Bite me.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:12 PM
Ketchup is gross on hot dogs, and I got a green, its been a long time
 
2012-05-01 12:04:34 PM
I like Sriracha-mayo. On a hot dog. Or just mustard. Ketchup is a condiment for little children.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:39 PM
Actually, I prefer my hot dogs without condiments and buns; I can swallow them in one gulp that way.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:41 PM
Chili and cheese.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:42 PM
If I can't have a Chicago dog, I'll load up with mustard, onions, and kraut.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:43 PM

myschief: Best hot dog = all beef hot dog + mustard + raw onions. Skin on weiners if possible. Grilled with a little char is always best too.


Add some relish on that and we can be friends.
 
2012-05-01 12:04:52 PM

LlamaGirl: I would kill for a Chicago dog right now.

Pity I can't swallow.

 
2012-05-01 12:04:59 PM
Putting ketchup on a hot dog was the bravest thing I've ever done.
 
2012-05-01 12:05:11 PM

LlamaGirl:
Pity I can't swallow.


Are you sure we haven't met before?
 
2012-05-01 12:05:17 PM

too-old: Shaggydum80: Why was this insta-green? Are they trying to troll the main page?

Liters would probably put f*cking ketchup on their hot dogs


I sometimes do too, to be fair. I like hotdogs with varieties of toppings. Mustard is about the only constant I think.
 
2012-05-01 12:05:23 PM

angrymacface: Actually, I prefer my hot dogs without condiments and buns; I can swallow them in one gulp that way.


You're going to make some guy really happy one of these days.
 
2012-05-01 12:05:29 PM

Marysue: Miracle Whip, however, is nasty and if you eat it you are a nasty person and should feel shame.


I don't see what the Miracle Whip has to do with it though
 
2012-05-01 12:05:33 PM
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2012-05-01 12:05:33 PM
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2012-05-01 12:05:37 PM
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Also, shrimp salad and mashed potatoes with a hot dog is awesome.
 
2012-05-01 12:06:07 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: myschief: Best hot dog = all beef hot dog + mustard + raw onions. Skin on weiners if possible. Grilled with a little char is always best too.

Add some relish on that and we can be friends.


I don't personally like relish, but I don't despise it like I do ketchup. Deal.
 
2012-05-01 12:06:23 PM
Youse guys need new material.
 
2012-05-01 12:07:03 PM

RexTalionis: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 375x500]
Also, shrimp salad and mashed potatoes with a hot dog is awesome.


It looks like she found that in the garbage behind a DairyQueen. :/
 
2012-05-01 12:07:23 PM
You mistyped 'sauerkraut', subby...
 
2012-05-01 12:08:08 PM
Chicago can suck my dick too, your garbage hot dogs are f*cking awful.
 
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