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(Some Guy)   Octomom to rely on Rule 34 for income   (wptz.com) divider line 180
    More: Fail, multiple births, Nadya Suleman, incomes, porn  
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2012-05-01 01:51:25 PM  
Basement dwelling anime loving Farkers rejoice!

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2012-05-01 01:52:08 PM  

LSinLV: the OB who impregnated her, in such a large quantity, that it goes against all sage medical standards; should have been forced to help support these children he helped create; or and forefeit his medical license.


FTFM.
 
2012-05-01 01:55:04 PM  
So many liars in this thread. You know you'd tap that.
 
2012-05-01 01:55:05 PM  
I wouldn't fark her with Skinnyhead's dick.

Ew.
 
2012-05-01 01:55:36 PM  

dericwater: LSinLV: the OB who impregnated her, in such a large quantity, that it goes against all sage medical standards; should have been forced to help support these children he helped create; or forefeit his medical license.

I think in cases of IVF, the doc implants several fertilized eggs, expecting many of them to not catch hold. They do that because they know the success rate and they know repeated implantation is more expensive than one session. Guess in her case, all of the implanted eggs caught on.


this is true to a point. but useually only 2 or three eggs. this doctor implated more than 12, which is insane, and NOT a std practice for IVF. The chance that MANY of the eggs would implant was great, as she was NOT considered a high-risk patient with difficulty in pregnancy (she just wanted a lot of kids).
 
2012-05-01 01:56:39 PM  
Well with me there wouldn't be constant touching, more like bumping up against the walls intermittently.
 
2012-05-01 01:56:44 PM  

Kenny B:


To be fair, you'd probably need at least a 15' pole just to make contact.
 
2012-05-01 01:56:46 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

I think y'all could use this.
 
2012-05-01 02:01:06 PM  

BR549: 14 little brats squeezed outa that hole...hole...hole...hole.....(is there an echo in here?) NOT sumthin I wanna see!!! Keep 'em closed sweety.


I seriously doubt she delivered naturally.
 
2012-05-01 02:02:01 PM  
bmadore.squarespace.com
 
2012-05-01 02:02:50 PM  
She never really figured out the formula for fame and fortune she was betting on.

See, if she just put it out there as "I am a crazy, crazy woman, and I am better than all of you people" in a shamelessly atrocious manner, with unwavering arrogance, she could have her own show. She could get CNN to give her segments to talk about politics.
 
2012-05-01 02:06:20 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-05-01 02:06:32 PM  
Octopussy
 
2012-05-01 02:06:36 PM  
Bring back Sterilzation Court. (just for her).
 
2012-05-01 02:08:39 PM  

The One True TheDavid: I'd love to be her first and she'd do well to let me. For one thing crazy women with no sense are nothing new to me. How else could I have scored 50 by my 25th birthday, and kept right on going?


What, is May the 1st the activation date for ridiculous troll accounts or something? I'm suspecting that a fiscal year just ended somewhere.
 
2012-05-01 02:10:14 PM  
FTA: Friday's interview was punctuated by frequent interruptions for potty training, discipline and cooking as Suleman, 36, single-handedly cared for her large brood. "It's nonstop," she said.

"Everyone go pee-pee," she told her children. "Stand in line to go pee."


Sounds like she could do fetish porn.
 
2012-05-01 02:13:07 PM  

rocketpants: So many liars in this thread. You know you'd tap that.


Believe it or not, sonny-boy, some of us really aren't that desperate for pussy.
 
2012-05-01 02:13:45 PM  

LSinLV: the OB who impregnated her, in such a large quantity, that it goes against all sage medical standards; should have been forced to help support these children he helped create; or forefeit his medical license.


That he did. Not by choice. It seems the medical community, specifically fertility specialists, frown on those shenanigans all the negative press.
 
2012-05-01 02:16:28 PM  
Perhaps she could do lesbian porn with that other clown car that had her own tv show...
 
2012-05-01 02:17:09 PM  
Not enough liquor in the world to get sexed up over Octomom.
 
2012-05-01 02:18:20 PM  

Glendale: [ninjamonkey.us image 444x278]


*chortle* I can still hear that, so vividly...and it fits the situation to a 'T'.
 
2012-05-01 02:18:34 PM  

dericwater: LSinLV: the OB who impregnated her, in such a large quantity, that it goes against all sage medical standards; should have been forced to help support these children he helped create; or forefeit his medical license.

I think in cases of IVF, the doc implants several fertilized eggs, expecting many of them to not catch hold. They do that because they know the success rate and they know repeated implantation is more expensive than one session. Guess in her case, all of the implanted eggs caught on.


Yes, they do implant more than one...usually 2-3 and no more because multiples are more likely to have complications and result in increased danger to both the mother and the children. No competent and ethical medical professional would have used eight fertilized eggs in a single IVF procedure.

All that said, this is 99% her fault. The doctor may have done something boneheadedly stupid and potentially malpractice-worthy but she wanted it, and went through it over and over and over. Can't lay this one at the doctor's doorstep, as far as I'm concerned.

/unfair that someone so disgusting and AWish should have 14 children when there are wonderful couples out there who go through hell and back to try to have one
//waiting to see what she follows up with now
 
2012-05-01 02:18:58 PM  
affordablehousinginstitute.org
 
2012-05-01 02:22:52 PM  
I think a lot of the hate is that we know she's a liar. She's deluded and lies to herself.

I mean she's gone on TV interviews and professed things like never expecting 8, he implanted 6 because it was highly unlikely more than one would make it, and two split into twins, whereas she wasn't even a high-risk case and no there aren't two sets of twins and apparently she demanded all embryos be implanted at once.

It's one thing to be crazy and do that. It's another thing to lie. It's an ENTIRELY different thing to be a BAD liar and make claims that no one will ever believe and will readily be disproven. The world doesn't like bad liars.
 
2012-05-01 02:23:41 PM  

wambu: Not enough liquor in the world to get sexed up over Octomom.


She's way over my crazy quotient. But...and I'm not saying it With Pride...I've slept with worse, physically. I would gawk, if her nude photos showed up online.

I suspect that her "not touching other human beings" thing is actually shorthand for "I won't do hardcore; a tasteful Playboy spread, with 35+ hours of Photoshop, preferably," so she probably wouldn't even do a solo Hustler spread, much less act as the catcher in a bukkake video.
 
2012-05-01 02:26:45 PM  

Ozone_Ranger: dericwater: LSinLV: the OB who impregnated her, in such a large quantity, that it goes against all sage medical standards; should have been forced to help support these children he helped create; or forefeit his medical license.

I think in cases of IVF, the doc implants several fertilized eggs, expecting many of them to not catch hold. They do that because they know the success rate and they know repeated implantation is more expensive than one session. Guess in her case, all of the implanted eggs caught on.

Yes, they do implant more than one...usually 2-3 and no more because multiples are more likely to have complications and result in increased danger to both the mother and the children. No competent and ethical medical professional would have used eight fertilized eggs in a single IVF procedure.

All that said, this is 99% her fault. The doctor may have done something boneheadedly stupid and potentially malpractice-worthy but she wanted it, and went through it over and over and over. Can't lay this one at the doctor's doorstep, as far as I'm concerned.

/unfair that someone so disgusting and AWish should have 14 children when there are wonderful couples out there who go through hell and back to try to have one
//waiting to see what she follows up with now



I completely dissagree. this physician has a right to NOT CAUSE HARM. how could any doctor, a professional, in good conscience do such a horrible thing. knowing he's helping to bring so many new lives into this world, with no regard for thier consequnce!??!!

it's abhorrent. and dare I say criminal.
 
2012-05-01 02:27:33 PM  

Slaxl: How can one do porn without touching?


I think it would be more a tape of her nagging the viewer -- "Did you take out the trash? The cable bill's overdue. When are you going to clean out the roof gutters?"

It's like a marriage simulator.
 
2012-05-01 02:33:30 PM  

Ozone_Ranger: dericwater: LSinLV: the OB who impregnated her, in such a large quantity, that it goes against all sage medical standards; should have been forced to help support these children he helped create; or forefeit his medical license.

I think in cases of IVF, the doc implants several fertilized eggs, expecting many of them to not catch hold. They do that because they know the success rate and they know repeated implantation is more expensive than one session. Guess in her case, all of the implanted eggs caught on.

Yes, they do implant more than one...usually 2-3 and no more because multiples are more likely to have complications and result in increased danger to both the mother and the children. No competent and ethical medical professional would have used eight fertilized eggs in a single IVF procedure.

All that said, this is 99% her fault. The doctor may have done something boneheadedly stupid and potentially malpractice-worthy but she wanted it, and went through it over and over and over. Can't lay this one at the doctor's doorstep, as far as I'm concerned.

/unfair that someone so disgusting and AWish should have 14 children when there are wonderful couples out there who go through hell and back to try to have one
//waiting to see what she follows up with now


Well a doctor has more than 1% ethical responsibility here. If a patient comes in and requests the invisible alien implant in his brain be removed, the doctor can't just properly explain the potential risks of this procedure and continue with surgery. There's millions of crazy people in the country here, and there's standards of care here. Which is why Kamrava got in trouble with the board for it.

And Kamrava seems to have been doing it for more than just the fees involved. He did not have a good reputation and needed a publicity stunt. Sure she was crazy- and he USED her.

You know, if she wised up to reality and admitted the whole thing was a terrible mistake of crazy from her past but it's the reality today, she'd be interesting to listen to. The delusional narcissism is painful to listen to.
 
2012-05-01 02:35:13 PM  
I'd watch her do some toilet porn, just sayin'.
 
2012-05-01 02:37:19 PM  
That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Maybe that's what she means by "No Touching."
 
2012-05-01 02:39:46 PM  
Instead of doing porn that no one wants to see, why doesn't she just rent out her vagina as a self-storage unit?
 
2012-05-01 02:46:02 PM  

CheekyMonkey: Instead of doing porn that no one wants to see, why doesn't she just rent out her vagina as a self-storage unit?


Don't you mean sauna.
 
2012-05-01 02:47:23 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Say what you will, but I guarantee she'd do well on MFC.


images.cheezburger.com

/Taylor T I luv you!!!
 
2012-05-01 02:48:13 PM  

stevarooni:

She's way over my crazy quotient.


Yeah, she's Lifestyle Crazy not Drunk-with-the-Girls Crazy.
 
2012-05-01 02:57:42 PM  

TheSilverKey: stevarooni:

She's way over my crazy quotient.

Yeah, she's Lifestyle Crazy not Drunk-with-the-Girls Crazy.


My kind of woman! Just as my exes!
 
2012-05-01 03:08:46 PM  

Leeds: FTFA:
"Look at what's happened," she said. "They're over 3, not one broken bone, not one injury, not one child with a disability."

Graffiti on the walls, put there by her oldest son as a way of venting his frustration, and holes punched by a son who is autistic, do not mean its not a safe, happy home, she said.

Lol whut?

[img27.imageshack.us image 400x300]


That one probably has the Asperger's. Which is basically just another word for ass clown.
 
2012-05-01 03:09:23 PM  
Prefer this Nadia.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-01 03:10:30 PM  

betelgeux: I'd watch her do some toilet porn, just sayin'.


Ewwww, thats gross! Why would you do that to that poor toilet!
 
2012-05-01 03:15:25 PM  
Let me just picture it in my mind for a moment....

img850.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-01 03:20:54 PM  

eas81: DirkTheDaring: Say what you will, but I guarantee she'd do well on MFC.

[images.cheezburger.com image 466x700]

/Taylor T I luv you!!!


Have a look at ZoeMadison sometime.

Yowza.
 
2012-05-01 03:24:12 PM  
Can we make sure she is fixed first?

A bukkake shoot is a sure fire way for her to get preggers again.
 
2012-05-01 03:24:32 PM  

loonatic112358: it's the stupidity in her that i find unattractive


I agree. She isn't the ugliest woman to ever do porn, but the stupid in her is so intense that it hurts. I think it is funny that she cried when she was asking for assistance, but she didn't really put much thought into in when she went to DR turkey baster to get pregnant again. I feel sorry for the kids, no pity for her.

I guess she never watched a porno, no touching isn't really how it works. I don't think that she is going to make much on a softcore playboy style either.
 
2012-05-01 03:24:39 PM  
$2,000 a month in food stamps.

I'm all for helping out. But this is like...I don't know...negligent burglary or something.
 
2012-05-01 03:28:00 PM  
Her problem is she has too much tape of her talking. Her voice, laugh, and intelligence ruined it for most people.

Shoulda' done massive pron before her vapidity was so well known.

/She could have done monthlong gangbangs, considering the size of her batter bucket.
 
2012-05-01 03:33:06 PM  
I know she said she felt heartbroken about calling welfare, but what did she honestly expect? Did she expect to get the Gosselin and Duggar package and make a fortune off of reality TV? First of all, as much as I hate Kate Gosselin, she is at least trying to make a living writing books, and her now ex-husband at least had a pretty good job before they had their twins, let alone their sextuplets. Plus, you haven't really heard much from Kate Gosselin since her TV show went away. The Duggars didn't fully intend to have as many kids as they did, but at least Mr. Duggar had a job, they invested in real estate, he became an assemblyman for a time, and they got help from the community. You don't really hear much from them now.

Octomom has some serious issues, and needs serious help, and not just financially. I just wonder if she has anybody that could at least help her watch the kids so she could go out and work, and not have to rely on making porn. If she thinks that is her only option at this point, then my friends, she has some screws loose. Wasn't she going to school before she had the octuplets?
 
2012-05-01 03:37:23 PM  
The best-case scenario: she gets no money for the no-touchy stuff, and winds up having to do a DP video with well-endowed porn stars. She's traumatized by the experience, commits suicide, and the kids wind up in decent homes with responsible parents.
 
2012-05-01 03:42:14 PM  

sasbazooka: I'd check it out, probably fap, and then have one of those "oh god, what have I done" moments.

/hot, like she is kinda.


I'm sure most male Farkers would explore Queen Suleman's Mines if they had the chance. They'd just never admit it publicly due to peer pressure.
 
2012-05-01 03:46:23 PM  
c.cslacker.com
 
2012-05-01 03:47:34 PM  
she is now willing to act in a porn film, although she would not touch another "human's flesh."

"I wouldn't even kiss somebody for money," Suleman told HLN "Showbiz Tonight" correspondent Nischelle Turner. "I would not kiss somebody. I wouldn't touch somebody."


So that leaves... bukkake? Hm... I MIGHT actually watch that, if she's the one getting it.
 
2012-05-01 03:48:27 PM  
FTFA: Nadya Suleman says she is so determined to build a future for her 14 young children that she is now willing to act in a porn film, although she would not touch another "human's flesh."

Nadya Suleman underneath a big muscly man, humping away, separated only by the Glad-Wrap his torso is covered in.

///wearing a condom of course

///No flesh touching? Problem solved!

//I love grossing you guys out
 
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