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2012-05-01 12:11:21 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-01 12:14:35 PM
eeeww

/nasty
 
2012-05-01 12:23:17 PM
How can one do porn without touching? Would she sit in a corner and observe 2 people having sex, occasionally saying things?
 
2012-05-01 12:28:45 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 
2012-05-01 12:29:25 PM
so, she's going from media whore, to just whore


anyone else not surprised?
 
2012-05-01 12:29:55 PM
In other news, 15 people are about to be homeless, as her home has been foreclosed upon and will be auctioned off early in the month.
 
2012-05-01 12:30:22 PM
i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-01 12:30:50 PM

loonatic112358: so, she's going from media whore, to just whore anyone else not surprised?


1. I'm not.
2. I'm not.
3. I'm not.
4. I'm not.
5. I'm not.
6. I'm not.
7. I'm not.
8. I'm not.
 
2012-05-01 12:31:21 PM
I only see this ending with her dying within a couple years. Hopefully she doesn't set the house on fire and take her kids with her.
 
2012-05-01 12:31:35 PM

Slaxl: How can one do porn without touching? Would she sit in a corner and observe 2 people having sex, occasionally saying things?


I'm just worried that she'll get pregnant again.
 
2012-05-01 12:32:01 PM
I'd look at it, and you would too (whether you like it or not because you know some Farker's going to link a NSFW for image under the ruse of eyebleach moments after it's available).

Also,
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-05-01 12:32:15 PM

theorellior: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


Every SINGLE time I think that she is totally off the radar,BOOM she comes back.

I wish she would just go away...far far away where I never have to hear or see her again.
And yes I know I could have not posted on this thread but I couldn't help myself...it's like a trainwreck.
 
2012-05-01 12:32:20 PM
So a solo vid? Who gives a crap.
Why does she hate men so much? She ever say?
 
2012-05-01 12:32:42 PM
No touching = Bukakke. I'd watch that.
 
2012-05-01 12:32:57 PM

theorellior: Slaxl: How can one do porn without touching? Would she sit in a corner and observe 2 people having sex, occasionally saying things?

I'm just worried that she'll get pregnant again.


I just had a flash vision of turkey baster porn

/mas eeeww
 
2012-05-01 12:33:29 PM
Nadya Suleman says she is so determined to build a future for her 14 young children that she is now willing to act in a porn film, although she would not touch another "human's flesh."

"I wouldn't even kiss somebody for money," Suleman told HLN "Showbiz Tonight" correspondent Nischelle Turner. "I would not kiss somebody. I wouldn't touch somebody."


I'm sure the feeling is mutual, my dear.
 
2012-05-01 12:34:10 PM
Are they going to use a body double? Because she looks great for fourteen kids including a litter of eight, but that is not a bod I'd want to see in a birthday suit.
 
2012-05-01 12:34:54 PM

anniesmom: theorellior: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Every SINGLE time I think that she is totally off the radar,BOOM she comes back.

I wish she would just go away...far far away where I never have to hear or see her again.
And yes I know I could have not posted on this thread but I couldn't help myself...it's like a trainwreck.


She's a bit like measles that way.
 
2012-05-01 12:36:25 PM
She ultimately hopes to become a role model for other women facing major struggles, she said.

I don't think that word means what she thinks it means. Call me sheltered, but none of the women I know view porn star/AWs as role models.
 
2012-05-01 12:36:33 PM
"Porn, but no touching".

And watersports video producers are wringing their hands saying "Ehhhhhhxellent!".
 
2012-05-01 12:36:36 PM
The real scary thing is there are people out there that do want to see this. The human race is so screwed up.
 
2012-05-01 12:37:00 PM
14 little brats squeezed outa that hole...hole...hole...hole.....(is there an echo in here?) NOT sumthin I wanna see!!! Keep 'em closed sweety.
 
2012-05-01 12:37:15 PM

abhorrent1: Why does she hate men so much? She ever say?


I suspect daddy touchy issues.

Please note, I have no proof of this and it is just my opinion, and not meant in any way to be taken as fact. So no sue me.
 
2012-05-01 12:37:48 PM

Udontknowme: She ultimately hopes to become a role model for other women facing major struggles, she said.

I don't think that word means what she thinks it means. Call me sheltered, but none of the women I know view porn star/AWs as role models.


Hey... a really bad example is a role model, too

/sorta
 
2012-05-01 12:37:57 PM
www.popcrunch.com


I'd check it out, probably fap, and then have one of those "oh god, what have I done" moments.

/hot, like she is kinda.
 
2012-05-01 12:38:00 PM

namegoeshere: In other news, 15 people are about to be homeless, as her home has been foreclosed upon and will be auctioned off early in the month.


Not that there's much left of that house of course. She took care of it like she took care of the kids and herself. I've seen biker dens with better upkeep and hygiene.
 
2012-05-01 12:38:49 PM

Slaxl: How can one do porn without touching? Would she sit in a corner and observe 2 people having sex, occasionally saying things?


She said she would not touch another human's flesh. In the realm of internet porn, that pretty much leaves the door wide open. I can think of several things off the top of my head that she could do without even getting the Japanese involved. And most of Fark would watch it, you sick bastards.
 
2012-05-01 12:38:50 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-01 12:39:02 PM

TV's Vinnie: namegoeshere: In other news, 15 people are about to be homeless, as her home has been foreclosed upon and will be auctioned off early in the month.

Not that there's much left of that house of course. She took care of it like she took care of the kids and herself. I've seen biker dens with better upkeep and hygiene.


Hopefully being homeless will allow CPS to step in.
 
2012-05-01 12:39:12 PM

PYROY: No touching = Bukakke. I'd watch that.


DEAR GOD NO! THE LAST THING WE NEED IS FOR HER TO BE IN CONTACT WITH MORE SPERM!!!!
 
2012-05-01 12:40:35 PM
I'm hot. But I don't want u. I want my kids
 
2012-05-01 12:40:40 PM
Ceiling cat is going to have PTSD
 
2012-05-01 12:40:49 PM
*hotdog-hallway.jpg*

It might never touch the walls.
 
2012-05-01 12:41:36 PM
Her quest for fortune and fame didn't quite turn out like she expected did it.
 
2012-05-01 12:42:04 PM

abhorrent1: Why does she hate men so much? She ever say?


She's totally barking mad.
 
2012-05-01 12:42:52 PM

namegoeshere: TV's Vinnie: namegoeshere: In other news, 15 people are about to be homeless, as her home has been foreclosed upon and will be auctioned off early in the month.

Not that there's much left of that house of course. She took care of it like she took care of the kids and herself. I've seen biker dens with better upkeep and hygiene.

Hopefully being homeless will allow CPS to step in.


I wonder if that's the plan she has now? Make it known in public that she lives in a deteriorating craphole (I suspect most of that graffiti was made not by the kids but by adults) so that CPS steps in.

Then, she can sue the state of California.
unknow8.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-01 12:43:24 PM

sasbazooka: [www.popcrunch.com image 500x333]


I'd check it out, probably fap, and then have one of those "oh god, what have I done" moments.

/hot, like she is kinda.


it's the stupidity in her that i find unattractive
 
G2V
2012-05-01 12:43:55 PM
"I wouldn't even kiss somebody for money"

Where was this finely tuned sense of moral gravitas before she decided to create and exploit a cluster of innocent babies?
 
2012-05-01 12:45:49 PM
Say what you will, but I guarantee she'd do well on MFC.
 
2012-05-01 12:47:25 PM
Dust off and lube up the farkingmachines!
 
2012-05-01 12:47:46 PM

namegoeshere: In other news, 15 people are about to be homeless, as her home has been foreclosed upon and will be auctioned off early in the month.


Good! Give the kids to the state and let her get down to what she was meant for: hooking.
 
2012-05-01 12:47:47 PM
www.hindustantimes.com
 
2012-05-01 12:48:19 PM
So she wont touch human flesh, but it seems she is open to a donkey show
 
2012-05-01 12:48:20 PM

DirkTheDaring: Say what you will, but I guarantee she'd do well on MFC.


Melamine Faced Chipboard?
 
2012-05-01 12:49:22 PM
Nadya Suleman says she is so determined to build a future for her 14 young children that she is now willing to act in a porn film, although she would not touch another "human's flesh."

That doesn't rule out other kinds of porn.
/interspecies erotica
 
2012-05-01 12:49:34 PM
Maybe there's a subgenre of failed-Angelina-Jolie-lookalike-plastic-surgery fetishists that she could work a webcam for.
 
2012-05-01 12:50:16 PM

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 550x590]


Thanks so, so, so much for that image.

I may be impotent for life, now...
 
2012-05-01 12:50:28 PM

BR549: 14 little brats squeezed outa that hole...hole...hole...hole.....(is there an echo in here?) NOT sumthin I wanna see!!! Keep 'em closed sweety.


Her veejay was not involved with either getting her pregnant or delivering the kids.
 
2012-05-01 12:51:56 PM

MoxieLover: Thanks so, so, so much for that image.


Think, with eight sprogs in there, you could probably see it pulsate with little kicks and stuff as they reached term.
 
2012-05-01 12:52:05 PM

Otherwise Just Fine: [www.hindustantimes.com image 430x430]


MINWTF
 
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