Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Old people need to stop relying on their age as an excuse to get away with shiat like this.

I love the old, "you should respect your elders" line.

My response is "no can do. My parents taught be to respect my betters. Based on your behavior, you're obviously not one of them."

It usually stuns them into silence, which is good enough for me.

/of course when I *am* being an idiot, the line works perfectly well... mainly because it's a clarification that I'm doing something dumb

joness0154: I'd be pissed too if a drunk, novice 6-some in front of me was not letting me through. Not "drive my cart at them" pissed, more like "land my drive close enough to get their attention" pissed.

FTA, the old goat hit a drive into them. They threw the ball back. That was when the geezer attacked.

If they are obvious novices, they probably don't know to let faster players through. Which is why a polite: "mind if I play through" would have probably avoided this whole fiasco.

Old fart needs anger management classes.

Old enough to know better: What, six guys couldn't take down a sixty year old? Either they're the biggest pussies ever, or the old goat is a retired SEAL.

Or, they were level headed guys that didnt want to get into it on a golf course with a guy old enough to be thier dad.

Ahem.
"Play through."
That is all.