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2012-05-01 02:15:41 PM  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I sent you this card
so you can get shiat-faced too.
 
2012-05-01 02:34:08 PM  
This is why America still rules--the shot glass paper greeting card

FTFA

Nothing adds to a fine whiskey quite like thin cardboard.
 
2012-05-01 02:40:00 PM  
You want to know why America rules?

Two words--nuclear farking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK?

/site wouldn't load so I DRTFA
 
2012-05-01 02:51:10 PM  

Whatthefark: You want to know why America rules?

Two words--nuclear farking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK?

/site wouldn't load so I DRTFA


Ok, Mr Leary
 
2012-05-01 02:53:03 PM  

BKITU: This is why America still rules--the shot glass paper greeting card

FTFA

Nothing adds to a fine whiskey quite like thin cardboard.



Why would you waste fine whiskey by downing a shot of it? Shots are for cheap whiskey.
 
2012-05-01 03:01:23 PM  

BKITU: Nothing adds to a fine whiskey quite like thin cardboard.


That is a bottle of Jack Daniels. It is not a fine whiskey. It is only priced like one.
 
2012-05-01 03:03:10 PM  
Perfect for drinking Skyy vodka.

/Because it tastes papery, get it?
 
2012-05-01 03:10:50 PM  

Basket Case: BKITU: Nothing adds to a fine whiskey quite like thin cardboard.

That is a bottle of Jack Daniels. It is not a fine whiskey. It is only priced like one.


Didn't mean to imply it was. The card can be attached to anything.


wiredroach: Why would you waste fine whiskey by downing a shot of it? Shots are for cheap whiskey.


Yes, I, too, often find myself mind-controlled by shot glasses, forcing me not to sip from them.
 
2012-05-01 03:17:19 PM  

BKITU: Yes, I, too, often find myself mind-controlled by shot glasses, forcing me not to sip from them.


Well, I guess if that's what you can handle, that's what you can handle.
 
2012-05-01 03:50:56 PM  
if we really ruled... that link wouldn't be farked.


/also...the card would be made in the USA.
 
2012-05-01 06:08:24 PM  
Link no worky?
 
2012-05-01 08:26:38 PM  
Thinks it's a stupid idea.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-01 09:08:55 PM  
It's why the terrorists hate us.
 
2012-05-01 11:09:39 PM  
dammit, i just got my friend some wooford reserve, this would have been perfect.
 
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