Why be embarrassed? If you're really MENSA, then you'd understand that IQ =/= overall knowledge.

The kid can do all that but he hasn't learned to use a toilet yet?

I got a participation trophy once. That's good, right?

MENSA members are never pleased with anything.

Dieruff: The kid can do all that but he hasn't learned to use a toilet yet?

He's just precocious. He's actually been a full-fledged toilet fetishist since six months.

The diaper thing is like foreplay for him.

MENSA = Mentally and Emotionally Narcissistic Subhuman Assholes.

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Surely they are in mensa for kids?

antidisestablishmentarianism: Every time I hear MENSA I think of Me, Myself, and Irene.

I think of Asia Carrera.

the entire group consists of self-congratulatory assholes who compete for attention with other self-congratulatory assholes. read the magazine for a couple months and you'll come to the same conclusion.

*ahem*
Triple 9

Is there actually a valid "no bullshiat" IQ test that is recognized throughout the USA? Too many ones out there to believe them as accurate.


/anyone?

Not in Mensa but smart enough to know what a quotient is. Given that mensa is open to people whose IQ's are in the 98th percentile and above, it would only follow that 2% of two year olds, or one year olds, or newborns or fetuses (probably should not have gone there) would qualify.

Call me when the kid proves the Higgs boson exists or figures out how to combine all the forces in nature.

Bit'O'Gristle

Is there actually a valid "no bullshiat" IQ test that is recognized throughout the USA? Too many ones out there to believe them as accurate.


/anyone?

Great, now all the stupid people will come in and say IQ don't mean sh*t, man. I'm street smart.

Yep, and size doesn't matter....suuuuure.


/runs

You can't compare IQ numbers across age groups.

I'm pretty sure the only requirement is the ability to pay dues.

Two years and nine months old yet not smart enough to know that he should be way past walking around in dirty diapers?

HotWingConspiracy: You can't compare IQ numbers across age groups.

....or socioeconomic lines either for that matter.

mensa is cool because as an org they scam smart people. Most groups would say no way, we can't scam them they are too smart, let's run some wtc memorabilia commercials on fox news. But mensa said no, we can scale this peak. They said "we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard" Pretty sure that's where that quote comes from...

there are a ton of different tests that can get you in, some just being spatial. So if the kid is really good at puzzles, it could be enough.

I'll reserve judgement until I see him at the local OATH mixer.


http://www.oathsociety.com/

Well, high IQ aside, it is pointless for the kid to be a member of MENSA right now. The whole idea of a high IQ society is so those more mentally adroit can speak freely with those of comparable cognitive ability without having to dumb down what they say for any mouth breathing knuckle dragging troglodytes. This kid, for all his mental acuity, still can't communicate at more than a rudimentary level and the only reason for getting him into MENSA is to assuage the giant egos of his parents.

Dr. Zoe D. Katze, Ph.D., C.Ht. snickers at this kind of news.

I, on the other hand, belong to a different kind of intellectual group. We start with doubt instead of intelligence and work our way up from there.

/How do I know what I say I know?

I actually AM in MENSA. I've never actually gone to any gatherings out of fear of running into the John Fitzgerald Page types. And I was high as a kite when I took the test, too.

I think it just means I'm good at taking standardized tests.

Is this where we come to make fun of all the groups we can't get into so we'll feel better about ourselves?

Mensa? Wow...I didn't think that started happening until 10 or 11.

Kid must be very embarrassed.

I'll admit it, I went and took the test about 10 years ago (it was offered at a local university during the summer) and got in. Paid my $40 for a year of membership and everything. I got on an email list for the local chapter and after a few messages from what appeared to be the most boring group of allegedly smart people ever to exist I just stopped reading them. Never even went to an outing or whatever they did/do to get together.

Still have the card though, fun to pull out and get a few laughs once in a while. Not sure to this day whether it was a scam or not, I didn't know anyone else in the test group so I couldn't find out if any of them actually didn't get in.

In summation: I am so smart, SMRT.

Alternate summation: CSB

Dafodude: And I was high as a kite when I took the test, too.

I think it just means I'm good at taking standardized tests

Yeah, those 2 things as well.

The_Original_Roxtar: the entire group consists of self-congratulatory assholes who compete for attention with other self-congratulatory assholes. read the magazine for a couple months and you'll come to the same conclusion.

If it takes you a couple of months to read a magazine, then you are not MENSA material...

IXI Jim IXI: Mensa? Wow...I didn't think that started happening until 10 or 11.

Kid must be very embarrassed.

Yeah, especially considering he's a boy!