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(Straits Times)   World swimming champion meets untimely death: a) crossing the English Channel, b) saving a child from drowning, or c) in the shower   (straitstimes.com) divider line 25
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2012-05-01 01:13:10 PM
I'm going to guess some sort of autoerotic gymnastic failure...
 
2012-05-01 01:31:13 PM
The one time per year you could use the Ironic tag correctly, and you blew it.
 
2012-05-01 01:35:25 PM
Just twenty-six years old? Damn, that's just farkin'.....wrong.

Rest in peace.
 
2012-05-01 01:44:50 PM

HaywoodJablonski: The one time per year you could use the Ironic tag correctly, and you blew it.


Well technically not ironic yet. If it becomes known he died of drowning...then yeah, it's then ironic.
 
2012-05-01 01:45:07 PM
See, this is why I only masturbate in public places.
 
2012-05-01 01:52:41 PM

HaywoodJablonski: The one time per year you could use the Ironic tag correctly, and you blew it.


Cardiac arrest. The only thing ironic by that is that the guy had a big heart.
Better article
 
2012-05-01 01:54:36 PM

mordi: HaywoodJablonski: The one time per year you could use the Ironic tag correctly, and you blew it.

Cardiac arrest. The only thing ironic by that is that the guy had a big heart.
Better article


Ah, but can you not also die of cardiac arrest in a swimming pool?
 
2012-05-01 02:00:27 PM
Obama's death toll now at 7. You know he did this so Michael Phelps can win the gold in London.
 
2012-05-01 02:05:57 PM

HaywoodJablonski: mordi: HaywoodJablonski: The one time per year you could use the Ironic tag correctly, and you blew it.

Cardiac arrest. The only thing ironic by that is that the guy had a big heart.
Better article

Ah, but can you not also die of cardiac arrest in a swimming pool?


You can. You can also get shot or get hit and killed by a meteorite while in a swimming pool. It still doesn`t make a swimmer dying of cardiac arrest in the bathroom any more ironic.
 
2012-05-01 02:16:59 PM
Doctors won't say it, but he'd have been all right had he smoked some pot now and then.
 
2012-05-01 02:24:46 PM

mordi: HaywoodJablonski: mordi: HaywoodJablonski: The one time per year you could use the Ironic tag correctly, and you blew it.

Cardiac arrest. The only thing ironic by that is that the guy had a big heart.
Better article

Ah, but can you not also die of cardiac arrest in a swimming pool?

You can. You can also get shot or get hit and killed by a meteorite while in a swimming pool. It still doesn`t make a swimmer dying of cardiac arrest in the bathroom any more ironic.


Bullets, meteorites and shower heads all contain metal. And what is it that Olympians compete for?

You're nearly there!
 
2012-05-01 02:41:29 PM

HaywoodJablonski: mordi: HaywoodJablonski: mordi: HaywoodJablonski: The one time per year you could use the Ironic tag correctly, and you blew it.

Cardiac arrest. The only thing ironic by that is that the guy had a big heart.
Better article

Ah, but can you not also die of cardiac arrest in a swimming pool?

You can. You can also get shot or get hit and killed by a meteorite while in a swimming pool. It still doesn`t make a swimmer dying of cardiac arrest in the bathroom any more ironic.

Bullets, meteorites and shower heads all contain metal. And what is it that Olympians compete for?

You're nearly there!


Olive wreath?
 
2012-05-01 03:08:10 PM
Oh, cruel irony... :-(
 
2012-05-01 03:13:26 PM
lesson: being healthy is a waste of time
 
2012-05-01 03:17:26 PM
At least he went in one of the nicest places you can be

/love Flag
//RIP swimmer man
 
2012-05-01 03:47:09 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: lesson: being healthy is a waste of time will kill you

 
2012-05-01 03:52:54 PM
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
 
2012-05-01 04:22:50 PM
Ok, Michael P, what's your alibi?
 
2012-05-01 05:10:28 PM

carnifex2005: See, this is why I only masturbate in public places.


this
 
2012-05-01 06:18:59 PM
What sad news. He was a swimmer, and he was cute.

/superficial
//superficialfragilisticexpialidocious
 
2012-05-01 07:42:21 PM
Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy. Calling it now.
 
2012-05-01 10:27:56 PM

neuroflare: At least he went in one of the nicest places you can be

/love Flag
//RIP swimmer man


A great place to go to Summer Session

/Go Jacks
//off...
 
2012-05-02 03:46:33 AM
Passed away somewhere near Flagstaff.
 
2012-05-02 05:50:06 AM

shanteyman: Obama's death toll now at 7. You know he did this so Michael Phelps can win the gold in London.


Yes, because Michael Phelps has really been training hard for that elusive Olympic gold medal.
 
2012-05-02 08:04:38 AM

EyeballKid: Doctors won't say it, but he'd have been all right had he smoked some pot now and then.


Norwegian wood?

/Sadly, that Norwegian won't
//RIP
 
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